there was a general rule back in her hometown that you don’t fuck with the rich folks homes. you can pickpocket them on the street but you don’t go into their houses--really it’s just best to stay out of their corner of town best you can--it’s just too risky. they’re too well-guarded and you’re gonna get nicked
so of course she got cocky and tried it. what came after was, in her opinion, total bullshit, but it did lead her to start adventuring and she feels like she has purpose now but sTILL. BULLSHIT
6. What’s their theme song?
a little hesitant to choose a theme song for her just yet but!! for now maybe let’s say
fox confessor brings the flood - neko case
18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
she’d want to know if she can make nice with either of them. if she can be friends with the tiny horses, then maybe clarence (her maybe evil? mouse) can ride one. if the horse-sized duck, mAYBE SHE CAN RIDE THAT
if she’s gotta fight them then the duck-sized horses bc then she can just skewer them on her trident and roast them or smth