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MFW I see one (1) successful trial of an absurdly impractical prototype military vehicle and decide to base the entirety of future human history around it

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House md headcannons/ things I'd make cannon if I remade House

- Trans woman Cuddy. Not much else changes, she's just trans. She fully transitioned a few years to the show starting

- House constantly implies he's trans in one way or another, all that's ever confirmed is that he has a dick. No one knows if he is post op trans man or pre op trans woman. Wilson knows House just genuinely does not care about gender at all. There are multiple episodes where Cameron uses she/her for House

- Cameron is aromantic Allosexual. She realizes this early in the show and it's dived into more during her fuck buddy thing with Chase

- Wilson is bi (this is canon already as far as I'm concerned)

- House is grey romantic and gay. He fucks women still, just because it's "easier to get a woman to bed than a man"

- Wilson and House end up in a QPR. This is done by Wilson discovering QPRs and excitedly showing House "hey guess what you can have a relationship if you want to!" And House just "yeh that's what we have dipshit" it's never actually brought up again. Viewers cannot tell if this was House being House or if it was the QPR being made official

- Chase has a fear of rabbits (no clue where this one came from I'm just fully convinced of it) he prefers snakes, and makes jokes about feeding rabbits to snakes when rabbits get brought up. Cameron yells at him about this every time

- Wilson gets a male love interest a little bit before Amber, everyone is shocked except for House and Cuddy. Wilson thought everyone knew he was Bi already

- Foreman has an arc where he questions his own sexuality because of Cameron finding hers. He decides he's straight, but not opposed to the idea of dating a man if he met the right guy

I know I have more but those are the ones I've been thinking about all morning so those are the ones I'm sharing rn

Me: hey so my heads been hurting lately

House: so am I aloud to call you a transvestite or has the term changed again? Anyways I see your chart doesn't have a offical diagnosis for autism so I'm writing that down and telling you to avoid bright lights.

Me: oh cool thanks I guess...now I don't have to cancel my cats vet appointment i thought I was gonna be here longer

Cut to house team

Cameron: I can't beleive you called them tha-

House: actually he's using he right now

Chase: thre new way yu new dat

Foreman: yeah I'm with chase I don't beleive you asked a patients correct pronouns. Your autism diagnosis while having marrit doesn't explain the other symptoms just the headaches.

House: oh here comes the neurologist suggesting something else what a big suprise.

Chase: but how do yu knw? Yu can't dignose somwan after one convo.

House: look it makes sense. The light sensitive and the obsessive talking about his cats- *long pause and realization* oh my god it's cat scratch. The patient has a history of cat stretch and history has repeated itself start them on antibiotics

~is completely cured by the end of the episode~