#houseoflings

[bratjas]

from here for @houseoflings

             The groggy reply, coupled with her arms wrapping around him dragged Ed further from the dregs of sleep. A kiss to his bare shoulder once Ling had pulled his stocky frame against hers made him sigh. && indeed, she was still on his hair, but he wasn’t about to try waking her a second time. Not when the first attempt had proven so fruitless.

In time, he crawled out of their tangle. Dragged mop-ish, blonde locks from beneath her weight, && ducked out of the embrace with the finesse of a monkey. Such as he had been likened to many times over the years. Left on the edge of the bed with both feet flat on the floor, he sighed a second time, reaching back to braid his hair. He didn’t feel quite right now that he was awake, but  he had no strong urge to try falling back to sleep. The sun would be coming up soon anyway.

     Coffee sounded like the better decision. . .

[thecrimsonmonster-a]

[[Continued from X]]

@houseoflings

“And here I was going to offer a drink on me, but I see you’re yet again in a less than amicable mood. What an utter surprise.”

[throwemaparade-blog]

gift for @houseoflings for their ling yao + my draconian dignitary/diamonds droog over at @dracodigiamazzi who is one of my oldest muses here on tumblr. both of them have a lot to say and are a lot of fun so you should follow both. #softpromo 

[waitingfcrtomorrow-a]

@houseoflings  ❤️️’d

         “Woooooaaaah. How did you learn how to do that?”

[thecrimsonmonster-a]

houseoflings replied to your post: @houseoflings replied to your post: ...

I’d say that I hope you bleed out, but you’d probably take it as a compliment.

Such an alarmingly, charmingly adorable young lady you unfailingly are. This is why I so enjoy associating with you.

[thecrimsonmonster-a]

@houseoflings replied to your post: Concept: We are lying in bed during a lazy...

Gross.

The fact that you think me bleeding out is actually “gross” is... quite touching. Thank you, Miss Ling---I’m so pleased you’re concerned for my well-being. But don’t worry, it’s all just a fantasy. You don’t need to worry about me.

[afirstnamebasis]

Name: Ling! Romantic, platonic, or antagonistic Valentine?: Platonic! Biggest romantic regret?: Oh dear, I don’t want to answer this! What’s the worst outfit you ever wore on a date, and how did it go?: Worst….outfit? I don’t…have one of those. Do you prefer tacos or burritos?: I prefer double-fisting tacos and burritos as I shove them in my mouth. Would your exes write you a decent recommendation?: Can we drop this topic? :’) If we could go on a date in an alternate universe, say from a book or movie, which one would you take me to?: Um…I don’t read a lot of books or watch a lot of movies…but some kind of sci-fi fantasy universe with tons of things to see! What’s your biggest selling point?: I always know where the nearest food is If you were/are a supervillain, how do you think you’d get caught?: Huh? Oh, you know, I’d probably go on one of those villainous tangents and reveal all of my plans before those plans are completed, allowing the hero to rather embarrassingly ruin my entire operation. v_v I like to talk too much. If you could wake up tomorrow with a brand new superpower, what would you choose?: Flight because then I could be in the SKY with SWORDS Where were you thinking of going for our date?: I think you’d really like exploring around Chinatown! Who’s paying?: I can pay!

although you failed to answer some of the questions on history and background, i have to admit that you are correct that few things are better than flying in the sky with swords. everyone should be able to try it once. additionally, i shall accept this because i have never heard of chinatown and generally forget to eat. thank you for sending this.

[thecrimsonmonster-a]

@halfofxerxes replied to your post “wed, bed, behead: my Hoho, Martel, Kit's Ling”

admit it, u like ling the best and that's the gottamn truth--

“I do believe you have it reversed---Miss Ling likes me the best, and that is exactly why I shall humor her with the most ostentatious wedding one could ever wish to imagine.”