#how dareeeee

[theodoradevlin]

"Ayo, Theodora!" another Hufflepuff swings her arm around the young witch's shoulder.

"Should we share a muff? I'll make sure I pick an extra moist one."

*The word "moist" triggers something in Theo's nervous system as she swings her arm around your shoulders in the same manner.....before snapping you into a chokehold. She tugs you downwards as she looks you dead in the eyes*

[foxxology]

you just lost the game <3

bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

[marmastry]

This place is not so bad, brother……

[restingbuchface]

who was gonna tell me logan brown isn’t a blue anymore 😭😭😭

[theartistformerlyknownasdiva]

I ship you with this guy named Erik from an otome game named Seduce Me! He's flirty, sweet, and hot! A perfect match, if I do say so myself.

you get no bonus gdi guys

[thegodawfulgatsby]

it's been almost 3 years since Assassin's Creed 3, and I still haven't forgiven ubisoft for making the Homestead missions optional

[lehua19]

DOBBY'S DEAD