Summary: You had a bad day at school and it led to you being quieter on the ride to the base after Optimus had picked you up. Optimus comforts you.
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You sit on the passenger side of Optimus's alt-mode, head leaned up against the glass of the window, staring out at the sandy, dry landscape. Your quieter than normal and Optimus notices, he always notices the small changes in your demeanor. His low, stern but gentle voice coming through the entire interior.
"Are you alright, little one? You are quiet."
You snap out of your dissociative gaze and turn to look at the radio. You sit up straighter and sit your hands in your lap.
"Yes. I'm okay Optimus."
He can tell that your not by the tone of your voice and your weak EM field but he doesn't want to force you to talk about what's bothering you.
"Alright, well if something is bothering you, you can always come to me."
You smile just a little bit and relax your posture. It feels good to know that he won't push you to talk about it but if you need to, he'll be there to listen.
"thank you Optimus."
A low rumble comes from his engine, sort of like a happy purr.
"of course, I'm always here, little one."
A much lighter energy fills his cab as a peaceful silence falls into place as you pull up to the base.
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(Im sorry if this is bad, I haven't written something like this before. Any constructive criticism would be helpful! Also feel free to request if you have any ideas!)
Ok let's freak out some sentient alien bots (cybertronians) more about Earth even more!
Quicksand: ground that can you can literally sink into and drown in.
Acid rain: it exists on this planet??
Ocean: wdym you explored more of space than the ocean. You guys only explored 5% of the ocean? How come? Oh it's because if you go past a certain depth (crush depth), the water pressure is so immense that our METAL submarines gets crushed and implodes.
Geothermal springs: Springs that are so acidic (pH can get as low as 0.8) that they can dissolve cybertronians' metal. Also, slightly radioactive??
Lightning: bolts of electricity that reach 50,000 F (5x hotter than sun's surface) and travel through plumbing.
Tornados: Bumblebee can testify for this and no he ain't getting whisked away to the Land of Oz at the end of it.
Earthquakes: not what Ratchet experienced
Tsunami: those guys are terrified of water
Hurricanes: water and wind at huge strength what a combo. And there's tsunamis after. AND these happen yearly?!?
Volcanoes: Have the poor cybertronian on the other end to walk the plank into the lava.
Sinkholes: the ground can open and swallow you in?
Blizzards: Black ice causing the automobile bots to go flying. The ice freezing into certain crevices.
Cybertronians come to this planet and get freaked out and then they remember that oh it’s because of Unicron.
Another funny thought about the bots experiencing earth weather: the bots experiencing snow
The bots have never seen such a bizarre weather, nor have they seen you so adamantly excited about your work shifts being cancelled for the foreseeable future
Naturally, they don’t understand your excitement, even more so when you explain that snow is just frozen water vapor. Yet that doesn’t stop you from zipping up your coat and rushing back out into the snow to play, leaving the bots to blink in confusion as you gamble about like a happy bunny
Like with most earth things however, some of the bots grow curious and begin creeping out from the base to join you
The first thing that pops to your mind when watching Bee investigate the snow are videos of foxes jumping into it. At first, his steps were hesitant, but only for a second, because soon enough he was gently kicking snow about with his pede and scooping it up with his servos before throwing it in the air. You and him made snow angels together and the he insisted you make at least thirteen more
Bulkhead was a little more weary, he’d heard snow was bad for automobiles, that was until he caught you assembling what he learnt was a “snow man”. Bulkhead spent the next two hours building - by his standards - small structures in the snow. Once you’d told him about igloos it was all he wanted to try and make. His final product is a bit shabby, but you give him a thumbs up anyway (if you sit inside it and jokingly call it your house Bulkhead will cry)
Ratchet, in typical Ratchet fashion, keeps himself tucked away in the base away from the fun until he soon ventures out to investigate, claiming that your ruckus kept distracting him. You show Ratchet the snow Ratchet you made, you’d even used some old bits of junk from inside the silo to create his little orange ear fins and trademark grimace - Ratchet regards your “work of art” with a scoff, then quietly mutters that he doesn’t look like that.
Before you can wonder off though you catch Ratchet quietly muttering that it’s been more then an hour since you came inside to warm up. It’s the best confession that he’s concerned for your health you’ll get, and naturally, you tease him. Ratchet was sorely tempted to kick snow at you as you turned that shit eating grin up at him he knew far too well, but instead he just harrumphs and storms back inside while yelling over his shoulder that you better not come crying to him if you get sick!!
(He let you sit in his alt mode with the heat on after you came back inside with a red stuffy nose, all the while reminding you you are, in fact, an idiot for getting a cold)
Wheeljack isn’t hugely interested at first, he’s seen far weirder in his times travelling in the Jackhammer…However, when you introduce a snowball to him, and then tack on the word fight at the end
Your first target is Bee, who lets out a sharp, sudden bleat of alarm when Wheeljack successfully landed a snowball right between his door struts. He’s a good sport though and quickly returns rapid fire. Being so small, you’re content to double over in hysterics as Wheeljack lobs a snowball at the back of Bulkheads helm while Bumblebee is crouched making more ammunition. Soon enough, it turns into a massive snowball fight between the three bots, with you eagerly yelling support if you catch one of them sneaking up on the other and watching the playful chaos unfold
The sound causes a positively irate Ratchet to storm outside wondering what in the name of Primus all the racket is about, and the element of playfulness burns and dies when Wheeljack lobbs a snowball directly into his face
As the quickest bot it’s Bee who scoops you up before sprinting away alongside an apologetic Bulkhead and a cackling Wheeljack as Ratchet charges after you three
(Wheeljack insisted he wasn’t aiming for Ratchet’s face intentionally~)
Summary: Imagine the bots encountering an ocean-type Predacon
(Author's note: This idea came from the movie Thrash. An okay movie, though some of its scenes didn't make any sense. Inspiration for reader's predacon form is Genshin's Koholasaur. Honestly, my favorite saurian creature to turn into. )
Warnings: some lazy writing, old temples, bots fighting the cons, fem!reader implied, pregnancy in a way, Predaking nearly scorches the kids, bots getting injured, some violence, and you beat Predaking's aft.
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- Imagine the Autobots going on a mission that takes them to the sea. They are there to find energon, artifacts, or even Predacon remains since the Decepticons had Predaking in the picture.
-They find their way to an underwater temple, which has ancient symbols and murals that depict a mythical underwater dragon-like creature. The bots don’t think much of it, as they had learned about many Earth myths from the kids.
-They do find some clues about another temple, which depicts a giant reserve of energon. This gains their attention because a reserve of energon that size could last them months. They quickly analyse the map carved on the walls.
-They soon get disrupted by the cons, and a fight breaks out. The cons end up damaging the temple, and the battle sends tremors through the ancient structure.
-The cons analysed the map after finding nothing else in the temple, and soon retreated. Realizing this, the bots leave too. Both sides were unaware that their fight awakened an ancient creature slumbering in a cavern beneath the temple.
-The bots followed the clues on the map to the other temple, racing against time and the cons to reach the energon reserve first.
- Their search took them to a giant bay where the second temple was located. The kids end up being brought along.
-There, they end up encountering two human researchers who had been studying the place and the sea life around them. Maybe they had been studying the temple and ended up as prisoners when the Decepticons arrived there, and were then rescued by the bots.
-As the energon reserve was located beneath the temple and underwater, the cons intended to level the temple down to reach it.
-As the temple was rich with history, the researchers pleaded with the Autobots to prevent the cons from destroying it. So, the bots confronted the cons.
-The researchers took the kids to their boat to keep them away from the fight. But while observing, one of the researcher's computers started beeping strangely.
-The researcher checked it.
"Doc, do you see that?" the guy said, pointing at a red dot on the screen.
"That's (Name)," he added.
-The kids immediately questioned about it, and the researchers revealed that there was an alien robotic dragon on Earth, one that lingered in Earth's seas.
-One which they named (Name).
-They had been studying you ever since they first spotted you and even succeeded in marking you with a tracker, so they could follow your activity. They also suspected you were a female because you showed signs of carrying eggs.
-They never revealed your existence to the government, so you would not get hunted, also because you never showed yourself near human civilizations.
-The researcher showed the kids the pics they have managed to capture of you.
"Holy... " Raf uttered.
"She's huge... " Miko exclaimed
-You were definitely a Predacon, and telling from the pictures, you were bigger than Predaking, like three times bigger.
-The fight in the previous temple most likely woke you up, and now you were coming to the second temple to feed on the energon. It had been your feeding ground for years.
-The researchers could not tell how you would react to the Autobots or Decepticons.
-In the midst of battle, when the Autobots looked like they were about to win, Predaking suddenly showed up. He overpowered the bots, and the battle soon turned south. One of the bots ended up injured and tossed into the water.
-The kids and researchers tried to help the bot, using their boat to help the bot float. But then Predaking flew toward them, intending to blast fire on the injured Autobot.
-The researchers tried to cover the kids as they were on the firing line.
-But then, a giant Predacon suddenly surged forward from the waves. It clamped its powerful jaws around Predaking’s neck and, with its weight, pulled the latter into the water.
-Predaking roared in startle as he was pulled under.
-The researchers recognized it as you and concluded that you most likely saw Predaking as a competitor over your territory.
-The humans watched as Predaking was helpless against you. He eventually managed to get free, and you roared at him, asserting your dominance. Predaking shrieked back, but retreated, seeing that he was powerless against you in your domain.
-The cons retreated too, startled by your appearance and realizing the fight was no longer in their favor.
-Thus, the temple was spared with minimal damage, and the cons didn't get their hands on a single crystal of its energon.
-But then the researchers and the kids would find you next to their boat. They and the injured bot would tense as you looked at them with your blue optics.
-They stayed quiet as they marveled at your size. You were an absolute behemoth. Though you were half-submerged, your head was bigger than the researchers' boat.
-You looked at them carefully. However, there was no aggression in you. On the contrary, there seemed to be a hint of recognition in your optics as you looked at the researchers.
-You then huffed through your nostrils and dived back under the water, surprisingly gently as the movement caused by your swimming did not rock their boat too much. Your tail splashed some water on them.
-The researchers said that you were likely entering your feeding grounds, as you were the only one able to access it.
-Miko was excited about the experience. Jack would take it as too much excitement for the day. Raf would be glad that his computer was waterproof.
-The researchers concluded that you likely didn't see them and the injured Autobot as a threat. They added that you possibly possessed intelligence beyond your instincts.
-You could have easily chased them away or removed them from your territory, but didn't.
-The researchers assured Optimus and the team that you weren’t a danger to humanity. From what they had seen, you ignored humans’ existence. You didn’t attack as long as you weren’t provoked.
-Optimus would be convinced, and since the energon reserve was only accessible to you and you needed it to sustain yourself and your future young, they would not try to take it from you. Also, because you will likely defend it from them.
-However, he would likely convince them to reveal your existence to Agent Fowler so your home and feeding ground could become protected areas.
-Agent Fowler gave a few complaints about a giant alien robot dragon living in the Earth's seas, but would take the researcher’s words into the record.
-And thus, your temples became protected areas, and you continued to live your life as you pleased.
-From what the researchers could tell, it looked like you were going to lay your eggs soon.
Heyo! I found you via AO3 and I just adore your writing!
May I have some TFP Knock Out fucking afab gn reader in the ass (for "experimental" purposes)? I've always thought that he'd have a guilty pleasure for anal. Maybe with some toys?
Thank you! 🥰
Tfp Knockout would definitely own toys and be down for experimenting. Out of every character from that show he's in my top five favorites.
Tfp Knockout x gn afab human reader
Guilty pleasure
Smut, 18+
• When he first suggested trying anal it wasn't too surprising. For such a posh bot he was surprisingly kinky.
• He had a whole box full of toys that were either used on you or him. Even when mass displaced he was still much bigger than you so he had to prep you to be able to take his spike.
• Of course almost all the toys were in his color scheme. He absolutely loved to see you stuffed or tied up in red. Even your straps were red with black accents.
Now you were on your hands and knees on your bed as he toyed with the plug in your ass. You had spent the last hour stretching your hole to prepare for his spike. All the while his sharp digits groped and rubbed along your body while avoiding the place you wanted him to touch the most. Your poor pussy was making a mess between your thighs as he angled the plug to rub against your walls. When he finally decided you were ready he gently pulled it out while his dermas brushed against the back of your neck.
When you whined at the empty feeling he let out a deep chuckle. "Don't worry dear, I'll fill you up again with something much more satisfying." His hot ex-vent washed over you as you felt something much bigger than a plug rub between your cheeks. Your toes curled as you felt the head of his spike press against your hole. You let out a deep sigh as you felt his length push deep inside your ass. Once his hips were flush against yours you couldn't help but try to grind against him. You haven't been allowed to cum yet and you were pent up enough to the point of tears.
Both of his servos grabbed your hips to keep you still as he moved his denta to nip along your shoulder. "Patience sweetspark." He hummed as he started leaving marks along your shoulder and neck. When you clenched around his length he groaned as his digits squeezed your sides. He let out an amused huff as he shifted on his knees. "If you don't frag me right now then I'll hide all of your polish." You threatened as you glared at him over your shoulder. He returned your glare as he bared his denta. "You wouldn't dare."
You just smirked as you raised a brow. When he realized you weren't joking his engine rumbled as he shifted his hold on you. Now one servo was holding your hip as the other gripped your shoulder. He slowly pulled his length out until just the tip remained inside before harshly thrusting to the hilt. You keened as he set a brutal pace. The force of his thrusts would've knocked your over if it weren't for his servos holding you in place. His vents were running on high as the servo on you hip snaked around your body until the joint of a digit brushed against your clit.
You were glad that the room was soundproof as the noises you were making were bouncing off the walls. You could feel the length of his spike rubbing against your g spot as he hit deep inside of you. He was almost animalistic as he fucked your body into your bed. Maybe you should threaten to hide his polish more if he could ravage you like this. You could feel your orgasm building up as his digit continously rubbed against your soaking wet clit. Your wetness covered both of you making the sounds of his metal frame hitting your flesh much louder.
You cried out as your orgasm washed over your body. It felt different from your usual orgasms but still deliciously good. Knockout made a husky moan as your walls clenched around his length. "Primus. You're so tight." He muttered as he barely pulled out and pushed back in yet kept the same harsh pace. He managed a few more deep thrusts before his overload hit him with a deep moan. His transfluid filled your ass until it started leaking out around his spike.
You panted as your upper body slumped against the ground. When he pulled out you made a small whimper as you felt his transfluid drip down your thighs towards the ground. He shifted his body so he was laying on his side and placed a soft kiss against your sweaty forehead. "We should do that more often." He smirked as you sprawled your body across the mattress. "Like right now." When you felt his repressurized spike bump against your side you let out a groan. You definitely won't be able to walk tomorrow with his libido.
Hey inky, could you write a tfp Optimus prime x human where the insert is AFAB and agender? Maybe they have dysphoria and Optimus comforts them by worshipping their body?
Of course! I know everyone has different types of dysmorphia so I tried to keep it open to interpretation. Though I did include the jacket from me and my friends experience.
Tfp Optimus Prime x afab agender reader
Comfort
Body dysphoria, body worship, mild spice, 18+
Optimus Prime knew something was wrong when he saw you wearing your oversized jacket and walked around hunched over. You only wore that whenever you were feeling dysmorphic about your body. Watching you move from the couch the children used, you walked down the hall where your room was. He sighed as he looked back towards the screen where possible energon signals were. The second he was able to step away he would search for you.
Laying on your bed, you faced the wall so you wouldn't risk seeing your reflection in your mirror. Today was one of those days where you felt like crap. Nothing helped to keep you from feeling like your body wasn't your own. Your skin prickled when you stared too long in the mirror so you resorted to hiding under your comfort jacket. Hearing your door open you turned to see Optimus entering.
He had already mass shifted so he could fit inside and walked over and gingerly sat at the foot of your bed. He didn't need to say anything, his hand just brushed along the back of your calf. You sighed deeply as his hand moved towards your thigh and gently squeezed. You could already tell where this was going. Whenever he saw you like this, he made it his personal mission to comfort you and tell you how wonderful you were.
He could see past the skin and peer into your soul, your very being. And he would whisper soft words about how amazing you were. When his lips touched your shoulder, you couldn't stop that tears that formed. When he murmured your name, it was like a prayer on his tounge. You rolled onto your back so you could properly see him. He cupped your cheek and used his thumb to wipe away the tear that slipped out.
Tilting your head so your foreheads touched, his lips lightly brushed yours. "You are absolutely stunning. I thank the all spark every day that I was lucky enough to meet you." You sniffed as you wrapped your arms around his broad shoulders. He tilted his head as his lips ran over your cheek, across your jaw and down your throat. "You may be flesh and blood, but your spark shines brighter than any."
You felt his hands slowly unzip your jacket as he mouthed your clavicle. "You are perfect." Feeling your shirt be pushed up as he kissed down the middle of your chest. "Your skin is so soft." He murmured as the tips of his fingers dipped into the hem of your bottoms. "You feel so good against me." When he looked up at you, it was with reverence and awe. "You're absolutely stunning." You weakly chuckled as your hands toyed with his audial fins making them twitch.
I love your fics, especially chance encounters and I really want more of that whenever you feel like writing more! I love your writing style so much!
Anyway, could you write TFP Optimus Prime with a human partner who loves exploring while on patrol with him, and they are patrolling some woods and they end up falling down a small cliff and injuring themselves pretty severely and Optimus gets really worried about them?
My main fics take a bit longer cause I write it out, delete half of it, and start over. I keep changing my mind on how it'll go. Though I do like writing these asks cause they're a bit easier for me. But I'm glad you like my writing style! I was so nervous to start posting stuff about transformers but the ammount of likes I get on here made me more confident about my writing.
Tfp Optimus Prime x human reader
Patrolling gone wrong
Tw: Major injuries, broken bones, blood
Gasping for breath, you stared up at the bright blue sky partially blocked by the trees and cliffside. You tried to think of how you wound up on the ground. You were out on patrol with Optimus. Something about possible energon mines in the area. You were exploring the woods, fascinated by the local fauna completely different from anything you'd see in Jasper Nevada. Optimus was a little ways away from you watching a deer scatter away from his large precense. You remember watching him frown as the deer ran away.
Then you were suddenly weightless. Rocky ground quickly approached as you fell. Trying to sit up, you gasped in pain as your leg and arm refused to respond. Tilting your head down you whimpered as you saw red coating your body. Your arm was bent the wrong way with deep gashes marring your skin. The sight of your arm made you sick to your stomach. You didn't even want to see how badly your leg looked. A worried call of your name made you look back up the rocky cliff. Optimus stood there with a horrified look on his face.
He wasn't too far up, the cliff was relatively small but very steep with sharp rocks lining it. "Do not move." You've never heard his voice be this fearful. He's always been so calm and collected. Seeing him like this made you worry about how badly you were injured. He put his fingers next to where his ear would be, most likely comming Ratchet, as he slid down the cliff. It felt like you just blinked and suddenly he was looming above you. His brows were furrowed as he frowned deeply.
His hands hovered around your broken form, like he was too afraid to touch you. "I need to pick you up and get you back to base." You shakily nodded the best you could. He was worried about hurting you further is he moved you but it had to be done. It wasn't so bad when one hand had gingerly lifted your head and upper body. But when he cupped your legs you couldn't help the cry of pain when your broken leg was shifted. He muttered apologies so mournfully as he slowly lifted your broken form.
"I am so sorry. I should have looked out for you. I should have seen that cliff." He sounded regretful as he held you close to his chest. You lifted your uninjured hand and placed it on his chest, now noticing how scratched up and bloody it was. "It wasn't your fault." Your voice was shaky as adrenaline pumped through your veins and kept you from feeling the worst of your injuries. As you looked into his optics you noticed that they were shiny, almost like he was on the verge of tears.
You must've passed out as when you opened your eyes you were in the medbay back at base. Looking around you winced as your head and body protested. Your arm and leg was wrapped in thick casts with numerous bandages covered most of your exposed skin. Furrowing your brows you could even feel a few on your face. "You're awake. Good. June told me that there was a possibility of you being concussed after you fainted so I'll need to run a few tests." Ratchets tired voice caught your attention as he suddenly appeared above you.
As he worked you noticed Optimus watching you from the main computer moniter. When Ratchet noticed where your gaze was he scoffed and shook his head. "He's been hovering ever since he brought you back. I've had to threaten him with stasis lock to get him to do anything but pace around while I worked." You hummed in acknowledgement as you watched Optimus shift, like he wanted to approach you but held himself back.
Once Ratchet finished his checkup Optimus finally approached. You gave him a strained smile to try and reassure his worried look. He sighed deeply and ran a digit over your hand so lightly that you almost didn't feel it. "I'm okay now Opti." You murmured as you loosely curled your fingers around his digit. "I worried when I first lost sight of you out there. Seeing you at the bottom of that cliff made me realize how delicate you are. If you're injured, Ratchet can't fix you like us."
You sighed as you squeezed his finger the best you could. "No. But I'll heal. I may be human but I'm tougher than I look. It'll take more than a little fall to keep me down." That finally managed to get the barest hint of a smile on his face. "You know, there's an old saying that kisses can heal any wound." You grinned up at him, making him raise a brow. "Then I should help you with these kisses so you will heal faster." He hummed as he lifted your hand and gently kissed the bandaged back.
Summery: Soundwave gifts you the finished charging bank and wants to take you out on your first date together.
Notes: This chapter is a bit short as im trying my hand at writing shorter chapters so I'll be able to post new chapters more often. It was stressing me out trying to get to 20 pages in my notes so im writing shorter bite sized chapters
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Everything felt surreal, like you were having a vivid dream. Megatron had confessed that he held feelings for you. Albeit in his own weirdly obsessive way. The way he spoke would set off major red flags for normal human relationships. But you wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt since he was a leader to an entire fraction of an army. He's probably never dated before and doesn't want to risk anyone using you as leverage against him. Then there was Soundwave.
When the bot first entered the room you could feel his nonexistent optics staring at you. Then he surprised you by pulling out the charging bank you needed for your phone and laptop. Using clipped together voices he told you how he's been wanting to court you for a while. That your kindness to Laserbeak had caught his attention. You didn't think it was a big deal to treat another creature with basic respect. Especially after learning that he had other cassets that he'd lost over time.
Though it did make you want to ask him about them. Were they were all similar to birds like Laserbeak, or were they were different animals? But the questions would have to wait since you were between two hulking metal titans. While Megatron gazed at you with a look similar to how a lion would see its next target, Soundwave gave off calmer vibes. One of his grabby tentacles loosely coiled around your body. The tiny magenta colored grabbers reminded you of the graboids from the tremors movie.
Though instead of trying to consume you, the little feelers tickled your hair and arms. It made you squirm as the innocent act reminded you of something much dirtier you've accidentally stumbled across online when searching for anime in your teen years. Of course you'd rather throw yourself off the table than admit to him of your thoughts on his tentacles. He tilted his visor towards Megatron as his metallic tentacle retreated back into his body. Not hearing him 'talk' you assumed he was using their internal comms to communicate.
Your theory was proved correct when Megatron's engine rumbled displeased. "You may, but I still need them to spy on Starscream. It's only a matter of time before he reveals any plans of usurping me to them." Megatron leveled you with a heated gaze as one of his clawed digits stroked the side of your head. "I will be seeing you later, pet." Your face grew warm at the deep rumble of his voice. Unable to voice a response, you nodded your head and willingly climbed onto Soundwave's waiting servo.
You wondered what Soundwave asked of Megatron as he carried you out of the room. Maybe he just wanted to spend some more time with you? It didn't take long before he was opening a door that led into his habsuite. Before he could fully set you on his table, Laserbeak deployed from his chassis and swooped down in front of you. "Hey buddy." You cooed as you scratched along his neck and head. Movement made you glance up at Soundwave and see that a pixelated heart appeared on his visor.
You smiled bashfully as you hid your warm face in Laserbeak's body. For a giant metal titan that you feared the first time you saw him, he was actually quite cute now that you got to know him. A nudge from his digit let you know that you couldn't hide your face forever. Giving the metal bird one last pat you turned your full attention to Soundwave. You gasped when you saw a sleek black box with your charging cord attached to it. He finally finished making you a charging bank.
You carefully took it from his claws and turned it over in your hands. It was a bit bulky but had all the adapters you needed to charge both of your devices. "Thank you so much! When I get back to Starscream's room I'm gonna charge my phone so I can show you my music playlists." He held up a finger to tell you to wait as he reached into his chassis. When he pulled out your phone you realized you must've left it in his room or something if he had it this whole time.
He handed you your phone and a charging cord so you could plug it in. As it charged Soundwave typed up something on his screen into the search engine. He pulled up a picture of what looked like dense woods and pointed towards it. "You wanna go there?" You asked as Laserbeak pushed himself against your back and laid his head on top of your head. "Go there- you." Your own voice came out as he guestered to the both of you then pointed to the picture again. Realizing that he was asking you to go together to the woods shown in the picture, your face grew warm.
You smiled bashfully as you nodded. "I guess it's a date then. When do you want to leave? If it's today then I'll need to change into proper clothes." You didn't know what the weather would be like, but you really didn't want to wear your cool dog sweater on your first date. Soundwave turned to look at the end of his desk and reached over and pulled out a familiar cardboard box. When he placed it in front of you, you noticed a few new fabrics inside.
Pulling them out revealed a few fancy looking tops with a nice pair of slacks. Seeing some lace you pulled it out curiously until you realized that it was lingere. It was very revealing as the gaps in the lace made it see-through. Whipping your head towards Soundwave your whole face felt like it was on fire. He only tilted his head at your embarrassed expression. Stuffing the lace back in the box you picked up the top that was a deep purple, almost black along with the slacks.
A buzz from behind you made you turn to see that your phone had lit up to show that it was charged enough to turn on. Picking it up and turning it on you saw several texts and missed calls. Most of them were from your job, asking where you were and that you'd be fired if you didn't show up to work. You just rolled your eyes as you deleted those messages. They barely paid you enough and treated you like shit despite being one of the only workers who actually tried at that job. Though one single message caught your eye.
It was from your dad. He said that he heard about the terrorist attack near where you lived and was wondering if you were okay. You furrowed your brows at the words 'terrorist attack'. Did the goverment hide the fact that giant alien robots were duking it out? You didn't have the heart to tell him what really happened so you just sent that you were okay and staying with a friend. It wasn't a complete lie, even if you didn't really have friends before.
Shaking out the clothes, you caught a whiff of detergent. Did Soundwave pluck these off someone's clothes line? "You mind turning around so I can change?" You asked when you realized that he and Laserbeak were both staring at you. Laserbeak made a noise similar to how crows laugh as he flew towards Soundwave's chassis and folded up and became part of his chest. As he blended seamlessly into his armor, Soundwave turned to face his monitors.
You quickly stripped your clothes and redressed. The top felt really nice against your skin. Almost luxurious and most likely very expensive. "You can look now." You said as you straightened everything out. When he turned to look, a little heart appeared on his visor again. You giggled as you shyly ran your hands down your top. Even if he had no visible eyes, you've never had anyone react like that to seeing you dressed up. When he held his hand out for you, you took it as an invitation to step onto his palm.
You knelt down and held onto his thumb for balance as he rose up and started walking. It didn't take long until you reached the bridge and he was typing something into one of the terminals. Soon a portal, space bridge if you remembered correctly, opened up. Bracing yourself for the vertigo you took a deep breath in as he stepped through. When you arrived on the other side you were thankful that it didn't make you as nauseous as the last time. Sheilding your eyes from the bright sun overhead, you gasped at the massive expanse of greenery laid before you.
You were on top of a hill or small mountain overlooking the woods. There were trees for miles in each direction with a few cliffs and hills in the distance. He crouched down so you could slide off his hand and stand. Thankfully you were wearing fairly comfortable shoes so you weren't too worried about walking out here. The sound of shifting metal made you turn and gape. Where a several story tall Soundwave stood was now much much smaller. He somehow shrank himself until he was roughly your height.
Your head now came up to his chest where Laserbeak resided. As you gawked he stepped closer to you and held out his hand. You nervously placed your hand on his. He was still bigger than you and his hand could easily swallow yours. "I didn't know you could shrink like this." You murmured as you lifted your other hand and played with his now smaller fingers. "Explanation: Mass displacement." You nodded as you looked up at him, mildly weirded out that you didn't have to crane your neck anymore.
"You are just full of surprises aren't you? Got any more secrets that I should know about?" You teased as you interlocked your fingers with his. He nodded and waved a hand to guesture out towards the woods. Keeping your hand in his, he led you further into the woods. Soon you arrived in a small clearing that was partially shaded from the trees. Before you could ask him why you stopped here, he was reaching into his subspace and pulled out a thick blanket.
You bit your lip to keep from smiling as he laid it across the grass and patted it, signaling for you to sit there. As you lowered your body he pulled out a wicker basket that had the aroma of hot food. When he handed it to you to open, your mouth started watering at the sight. Hot food tucked safely in containers inside that basket. It looked like someone's delivery that he snatched right off their doorstep judging by the receipt still taped to the top container.
Though you wondered how he was able to guess one of your favorite foods. Pulling out the containers, you thanked him as you popped the lid off one and inhaled deeply. Taking a large bite, you moaned at the flavor of hot fresh food that didn't come from a bag or can. "Are you gonna eat too?" You wondered if he could even eat human food. Breakdown did say that they couldn't eat human food in their holoforms, so you were curious if Soundwave could eat human food. Even if he didn't have a visible mouth.
You watched as he pulled out a glowing blue cube from his chassis along with a bottle of water. Smiling at his thoughtfulness as he handed you the water, you uncapped it to take a sip. When you looked away to place it down and looked back up, you saw half of his drink was gone. Your eyes flicked from his visor to what you belived was the cube of energon. As much as you wanted to grill him about how he drank it, you had more important things to do. Like shoving more food into your mouth before it grew cold.