#how gauche

[themandylion]

prompt: everyone is batman for halloween, bruce goes as Alfred

There was no mistaking it, this was entirely Clark's handiwork. No one else had the necessary clout and guts to pull off a prank of this magnitude, Bruce decided as he looked out over the Hall of Justice and the sea of bat-eared cowls that made up the First Annual Justice League Halloween Party.

One of the Lanterns jostled his elbow. "Hey, newbie, nice Jeeves costume. Guess you didn't get Supes's memo about the theme."

Bruce wondered just which new recruit he was being mistaken for, then decided ignorance was the safest route. "How do I join the mailing list?"

[bardbouquet]

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[weirdsimsinhistory]

hmm no

[cbk1000]

Me Reading 19th Century Literature: Wow, this is really good except for all the racism.

[leddzephyr]

livekawaiiandprosper replied to your photo “contact me i am very cute and very high”

My roommate has the same bra in like 3 colors and i want to own it too i'm mad i didn't buy it when she did it's so comfy!!!

IT IS and it’s so cute you can wear it with anything even/especially if it’s see thru or visible because you can be like yeah!! because it’s too cute not to show!! i wish i had gotten more too. i live for bralettes these days. clip bras and wires are so 2012

[superdraconic]

why gwen why

[morethanonepage]

ahhhhh tumblr savior never leave me again

[thewallman]

HISS. bad evil wally. orange tic tacs are the cause of over thirty three hundred deaths per MONTH.

They're actually really nice. I tend to associate them with fond memories.