#howlingatthemax

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

I dare you to come to the office in a maid's outfit tomorrow and wear it all day

What if I told you I always wear maid outfits, hm?

[irishfairyqueen]

I dare you to dye your hair bright orange

I can’t dye my hair. Woes of being a goddess.

I once read a book on shibari and am now terrified of accidentally tying myself in a knot I cannot become untied from.

[irishfairyqueen]

4, 7, 13, 21

the best thing that has happened to me this week.

Already answered this.

things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.

I like the length of my hair and how green my eyes are. I don’t like how pointy my nose is or how pale I am.

one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

I would throw theclawednarvaez off a cliff, marry joelheyletsbangman and fuck…. howlingatthemax.

post a bit of my last IM convo.

Max: GUESS WHO GOT TACO BELL?

Me: me

Max: Wow how did you know?

Me: magiv

Me: *magic