An Incubus with Manners

(James) Ryan Haywood. Mad King. Secret Incubus. Only person who knows how to work a fucking computer in the office, apparently. more links for you aim: madgeniusryan I belong to the Achievement Teeth RPG. Not really Ryan Haywood, just a role play blog.

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

Booked the honey moon motherfuckers, and also my eternal love, kinggeoffoverthrown

[joelheyletsbangman-blog-deactiv]

So, hypothetically, if someone had to get the smell of burnt mac and cheese out of their apartment… how would they do that? 

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

Incense, incense definitely works

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

I can't beleive I'm finally married to the love of my life, finally. I feel. So much. Just all at once. All the feelings.

[theclawednarvaez-blog]

factorysettingswhiteguy i’m sending a food ambulance over asap

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

thank u, tell my husband i love him

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

oh no i ate too much chinese food i feel like im gonna throw up oh no

[tonberryking]

How to seduce your partner:

- Sneak up behind them - Wrap your arms around their waist gently - Smile as you tighten your grip around them - Pick them up and toss them over your head - Suplex City, bitch

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

immortalekshd said: Oh man don’t even get me started on when he starts talking

Geoff won't let me make his first word 'shit', I'm so sad

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

immortalekshd said: Just you wait until he starts walking. You’ll be even more confused on how fast time has gone by

why must you do this to me

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

hoooww is my son almost six months already where has the time g o n e

[papistark]

“Get those internet pitchforks ready, guys…”

[spectremarvel]

//Ryan humming “girls just want to have fun” in the background

[dextrickster-blog]

factorysettingswhiteguy, i sometimes forget that I’m one of the only two british fucks here..i guess you’d call them christmas lights or whatever, but they’re used for other shit instead of just putting on trees, like you can hang them on your walls

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

oh, christmas lights, got you

keep them away from gavin and isis or they're gonna end up getting tangled

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

OOC, kind of important but not important enough to put on the mod blog because I’m ridiculously embarrassed and this is mostly just my own person opinion

And it’s gonna make a lot of people mad or probably upset but it’s almost one in the morning and after some long discussion I have come to the conclusion that three things can happen to this RPG right now due to some shit that’s happening

It’s going to close

I’m going to have to start dropping characters that people aren’t actively on

It’s going to close, for real

I guess that’s two but yknow

For some reason, and I feel like it’s my fault (don’t take pity on that) because now that I’ve posted the new activity levels for the RPG, people have literally just been like, down? The IC and OOC chats have not been as lively and active as they once were in the beginning and from what I can see characters aren’t interacting with each other as much as they should (mine included)

Little under half the characters are on hiatus (which I can understand given the new activity + the problems some of the muns are going through), and the rest either stick to only one or two people or they aren’t usually on at all

don’t think i dont see people bait posting, or whatever its called, to save their roles when it gets close to time

i have to remind people to update their characters so they dont get reopened even though they should know better

and i have tried over the past two days to get people in the IC to do things but it just isnt happening

one of the suggestions i received was that we reopen characters we dont use, but when you think about it, that’s half the goddamn rpg

that means Ryan, Geoff, Anthony, Ray, Arryn, Michael, Lindsay, Isis, Ze, Max, Joel, Kevin and Gavin would all have to be reopened since (again, from what ive seen, i have no idea, i dont know what goes on) Michael’s on a queue-only basis (felix is too but stuff is oing on there) geoff and anthony are on hiatus, i barely do stuff with lindsay with sucks, isis only does stuff with anthony from what ive seen, max doesnt get anyone, stevie’s only really here because of the baby, rays only here for seamus, gavins only here because of mira, and ryans only here so that no one else can take the position since ryan is also a mod (or so it seems, which i know this paragraph in particular will piss people off and i am sorry)

thats 13 out of our 20 characters

13

and if we dont get our shit together, this rpg is going to close because i dotn know what else to do

i dont know what to do to boost morale in this rpg

i dont know waht to do to motivate people to want to plot with other cahracters

i dont know what to do to get peopl to post in the ic

because i understand that people lead busy lives and have stuff going on at home and people are juggling a handful of characters but i just

i truly dont know what to do

i was given more suggestions like forcefully dropping pepole’s characters even if they’re on hiatus but you guys know im too fucking nice and anxiety-ridden to do that ebcause i dont want any of you mad at me

and i contribute to this, so even i dont get off from this

gavin barely talks to anyone and ryan literally only ~edits~ in the ic anymore, he has nothing to do since geoff isnt around and ive given up on theo and mira t this point

i just dont know what to do and im scared likei know that even if the rpg closes i will keep the ooc chat so everyone can talk but theres no point if the rpg closes bc then people will probably just move on

but i dont know???? it just seems like the best idea even thoug hits like 1 am and im an emotional mess because i feel like ive failed you guys hella hard in keeping this rpg active

we’ve hit a pleateu in apps because all the ~good~ characters (all the cahracters people wanns play) are taken already (the main six ah, most of the main rt people) and just

i dont know what to do

i dont

i think i should just close the rpg

it seems like the best idea

[lindsayqueenofcats-blog-blo-blog]

cinnamon toast crunch is actually so amazing and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

you have obviously never had french toast crunch

which is odd because you (and ray) are like the only person who preaches ‘only 90′s kids will remember’ shit in the office

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

Geoff is distancing himself from you because he doesn't love you anymore

You’re a liar.

[supercess]

[factorysettingswhiteguy]

wienerretrievers replied to your photo: look at this five month + one week old nerd.

holy crap he looks like geoff

right???? 

his hair is going from jet black to light brown, though B)