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"We should all go camping together!!!"

"Yesss!!"

"I call sleeping with @thy-handsome-soup!! In the same sleeping bag!!"

"...."

"Must've been the wind...."

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Hot Tables in Your Area: Part 1

Her Name: Mörbylanga

Green's Rating: 20/10

Red's Rating: 11/10

Purple's Rating: 10/10

Sex Appeal: 1000/10

Personality: Fresh, fun, and ready for the one. Mörbylanga is adaptable and ready for EVERY occasion. Don't let her looks fool you- she is SO not like the other tables.

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Love on the Table: Vihals X Resarö

welcome back to love one the table where we pair fine lovely tables together! now today we have Vihals X Resarö who have a vary black cat and golden retriever type dynamic. now lets find out more on today's episode of love on the table!

Vihals: is a lovely lady and vary polite though she can be brutally honest when need be. she is vary practical that being reflected in her style as everything has a purpose. which can lead others to see her as cold and put of by her though once you get to know her you find she is actually quite caring and a joy to be around.

Resarö: is vary out going and is always up to something. she is a creative type either drawing or painting. this leads her to always have paint or dust on her. she is the type to know everyone and is vary friendly and loves talking to everyone.

that is it for today on love on the table! see yall next time and stay tuned for more!

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Love on the Table: Hemnes/Nordviken

Ladies, gents, and other guests! Welcome to Love on the Table!

Remember our intro post? Of course you do! This is the place where we ship the tables. Today, I have the honor of bringing you our first ship, Hemnes and Nordviken.

Hemnes is an esteemed, regal gent who's in touch with his elegant, feminine side. He's serving tea in the French court and eating the peasants' cake. Influencer.

Nordviken is goth, brooding, and the graveyard envy. She's burying the dead with her killer looks. Don't be shy, she doesn't bite anymore. At least, that's what we've been told. Owns a graveyard.

Will the opposites attract? Who will fall in love? Stay tuned to find out.

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We. LOVE. Tables.

Tables are so cute. They're a delight. Hot, even. We like tables. Do you like tables? We do. And we have the place for you. There are THREE!! people on this blog. Green. Red. Purple. Names aren't important. Unless its for tables. We like named tables. We rate tables and we ship tables and we make table fanart because we love tables. Shoutout to IKEA for their tables. We are not sponsored but we just really really REALLY like tables. DNI if you hate tables.

Color of the title corresponds to who made the post.

We are, by no means, affiliated with IKEA. We just really like their hot and sexy Scandinavian tables.

Welcome to table.