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How to become a cop

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How to start an electrical fire

Step one: Grab a pair of pliers

Step two: Grab your favorite plug and remove this bit. Just tug on it, maybe damage the other prongs as well.

Step three: Just ram this thing into every outlet in the house, while twisting. When your taking it out yank on the cord really hard. And whatever you don’t use a surge protector.

Congrats! By this point you probably should have caused an electrical fire! Why did you do that?

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How to break a board with your bare hands

Step 1:

Place your board somewhere like below, cinder blocks are a good idea to raise the boards off the ground

Step 2: raise your hand above your head, as shown below

The most important part is to make sure you are striking with the correct part of your hand. To ensure this happens, hold your hand just as shown above. If that hand gesture looks familiar to you, you might know it as a "spongebob fist", pioneered by spongebob.

It's designed to bring maximum force down on a board without damaging your hand. It is so popular that it was even featured in the Vin Diesel action movie, during many a climactic fight scene

For more information on this subject, look up "spongebob fisting xxx video" on your work computer

Step 3: bring that bad boy down

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How to Make Your Horse's Coat Shine

Step 1: Mix up a mild soap solution. Run a few ounces of warm water into a large, open container. Add about two teaspoons of liquid dish detergent and stir until the soap is completely dissolved. The goal is to produce a very gentle solution you can use to wipe down your horse’s coat without damaging it.

Step 2: Wet a soft towel or sponge. Submerge the towel or sponge in the soapy solution. Wring out the excess liquid. The towel or sponge shouldn’t be sopping wet, just damp.

Step 3: Wipe down the coat. Run the damp towel or sponge in long, smooth motions rather than forcefully scrubbing. Pay particular attention to water spots, discolored patches and places where dirt or oil have built up on the leather. Clean the entire coat, re-wetting the towel when needed.

Step 4: Clean off the soap and pat the coat dry. Wipe the coat again, this time using clean water to clear away any soap residue. Make sure there’s no standing water remaining on the coat. With a dry towel, pat the coat until it is completely dry. Hang the coat up in a closet and allow it to finish drying.

Step 5: Put it back on the horse. He is cold.