Tried to do that stereotypical #firstdayofschool post that parents litter the internet with this time of year and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. Actually, no, I didn't get a shirt. Or a #firstdayofschool2019 photo. #howtosuckatinstagram #notaninfluencer #trendyperfectparentsarealie #mommybloggersdrugtheirchildrentogetthemtoconformforiphonephotos #howelsedoyouexplainit? #itried #igaveup #autonomouspreschooler #threenager https://www.instagram.com/p/B1-g47VhTyD/?igshid=gydhalwy79nt












