#hoziertweets

[yowastelandbaby]

The feminine urge to write poetry related to every Hozier song-

[eggnoggs]

no but really?? hozey REALLY, truly is hilarious. at this point idek if he means to be as funny as he is, but c’mon.

[yowastelandbaby]

Hozier really be out there saying things like

" We'd sit back and watch the world go by"

" We tried the world good God it wasn't for us"

And then act normal. Like yoooo bro what???

[yowastelandbaby]

[yowastelandbaby]

Earphones are not enough

I want Hozier to walk me through gates of hell singing dinner and diatribes.

[yowastelandbaby]

[yowastelandbaby]

Hoziers new album name is 'Unreal Unearth'

How very Hozier of him

[yowastelandbaby]

I PHYSICALLY can't wait for Hozier to release 'Unreal Unearth' now!