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Harry: There's a pigeon in the window.

Hermione: and?

Harry: He's looking at me!

Hermione: It's just a pigeon.

Harry: coming for me

Hermione: You faced a Basilisk and you're afraid of a pigeon?

Dumbledore: I have no favourite

Minerva: Neither do I.

Snape: I have a list of Dislikes.

Harry: finally you answer

Hermione: What's up?

Harry: It's an emergency.

Hermione: We've already talked about this, you being horny isn't a real emergency.

Harry: But if you're coming?

Harry: what you want for breakfast? Hermione: something delicious!

Harry: uff... I was going to prepare a rich fruit salad but this deserves you to try me!

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