#hpquidditchnet

[ravencalws]

@hogwartsschoolnet’s march event: hogwarts witches ravenclaw member content

“Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor — what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive too”

[ruilian]

make me choose: Oliver Wood or Cedric Diggory for @remussloopin​

I was afraid you'd take it like this! We mustn't relax! We must keep our focus! Slytherin is trying to wrong-foot us! We must win!

[nerville]

hello hello!! it's been so long since ive interacted with anyone on this blog asdkfjgk but i reached 3.8k a little while ago and i wanted to do a celebration to thank you all (as i havent done one in a while)! ily ♥️ 

RULES;

mbf this trashcan

rb this post (likes are bookmarks only)

optional: give my edits some love? ^-^

send me an ask with emojis for what you want! you can ask for as many as you want (you dont have to send the emojis lol they just make things easier)

WHAT YOU CAN GET;

💌 for a blograte (format under the cut!)

🌹 for a url edit

🎶 for a name playlist (also send some genres you would like!)

🎧 for a 10-song personal playlist (also send some genres you would like!)

BLOGRATE FORMAT;

url: /10

icon: /10

desktop theme: /10

mobile theme: /10

original posts: /10

all posts: /10

overall: /10

comments: 

[rogerdvies]

ROGER DAVIES

“The world got so lonely and the paper and pen became my two best friends ‘cause Romeo and Ariel understood me.”

[nicholasflammel]

@dadefensenet event: poc canon members

“And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor – what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive, too –”

[chomiones]

@siriusprotectionsquad gtktm event: hedda

‘Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you.’

[univcrsefactory]

sirius x remus → “look at you two, quarreling like an old married couple.”

* quote by caitlyn siehl

↳ for my wife @ravencalws ​

[mxrcusflint]

slytherin quidditch team rules

or: a list of things Marcus tries to stamp out by intimidating them with his eyebrows // done for @quidditchleaguenet​‘s august challenge

no comment on “eyebrows” and “caterpillars” shall be made in the vicinity of the captain

“what happens when Montague’s captain, huh? he barely has any eyebrows after that bludger -” 

“shut up, Warrington.”

Cassius is not to talk about any of his ‘conquests’ bc we all know those are made-up

this counts for Bletchley as well

don’t you start, Montague

you run a lap for every minute you’re late to practice

“but we play quidditch, what’s the point of running?”

“shut up, Warrington.”

if you get detention during practice, you’re subject to a hexing when you show your face in the lockers the next time, which you will, because you wouldn’t dare not to

be ready at all times to interrupt when the gryffindors have the pitch

‘all times’ means during showers, while sleeping, or while you’re on a date, but since we all know no one on this team is getting any, that shouldn’t be an issue

“ok just because you’re getting some, Flint, doesn’t mean-”

“shuT UP, Warrington.”

if you hear anything at all about any team’s plans, it goes directly to the captain

“aka you, we get it, you’re captain, rub it in, why don’t you?”

likewise, if you hear anyone speculating about our plans, hex them

actually, if you have the chance, just hex a couple opposing players anyways

no cross-team fraternizing

“hypocritical-”

actually, no on team fraternizing either, i’m looking at you, Higgs

“i’m not even on the fucking team anymore!”

“then why the fuck are you in the lockers?”

always hit as many bludgers as you can towards any of the opposing players

and when I want the bat, Bole, you give me it

if we’re not already winning, play dirty. if we’re winning, continue to play dirty

if anyone catches Malfoy mocking Potter again during a game when he should be focusing, you have the right to knock him off his broom

“my father-”

also allowed when he says that 

and lastly, there will be absolutely No Mention of anything that happened even remotely around last year’s end-of-term celebration party

“but it was hilarious when you and Wood-

N O N E