Nov 4, 2025
Oliver: [about Marcus] I still don't trust him... What kind of a man doesn't name his broomstick?
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Oliver: [about Marcus] I still don't trust him... What kind of a man doesn't name his broomstick?
Stop wasting time making two characters fight when they could be fucking
Doodles!!! :O
My Percy mii just confessed to my Oliver mii except my Marcus mii interrupted and said HE was the one who truly loved Oliver. They made him choose and Oliver chose Percy, Marcus fell asleep immediately afterwards.
A fanfic where Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood are dating but both are crushing on Percy Weasley and they come up with the crazy idea to involve him in a bet (which Marcus and Oliver do constantly) about which one of them is better at giving head and need an objective referee. To which Percy is absolutely stunned, but for different reasons.
Oliver: So, we need to settle a bet between us and need your help.
Percy: Why me?
Marcus: Because you are objective and analytical.
Percy: Oh. Go on.
Oliver: The bet is who is better at giving head.
Percy: ……… as in?
Marcus: Sucking cock.
Oliver: Exactly!
Percy: *too stunned to speak*
Marcus: Didn’t you say he’s cool with gays?
Oliver: He is!
Percy: Oliver…
Oliver: Yes?
Percy: …did you forget… yet again… that I am… a Transman?
Oliver:
Marcus:
Percy: o.ô
Oliver: Right.
Marcus: That’s a problem because…?
Percy: No cock to suck!
Oliver: Right.
Marcus: You FORGOT that your best friend is Trans???
Oliver:
Oliver: Right.
Percy: I swear I have to remind him every school year.
They still somehow end up together in a throuple.
Oliver isn’t ignorant, for him Percy is simply male, always has been, and treats him accordingly including forgetting that some body part of Percy might not have gotten the memo yet.
guys is it gay to kiss your rival on the mouth after quidditch matches
Percy entering Hogwarts wearing a Hufflepuff quidditch jacket: Oh Marcus, Oli! There you both are. Shall we go to lunch now?
Marcus: The fuck are you wearing?
Oliver: Get that off your body right now.
Percy: What are you… oh this? Boys, Cedric let me use it cause it’s pouring out there! Calm down.
Boys: FIRST NAME BASIS?
Marcus: alright Oli let’s go we have to kill someone
Percy: Wait no!!!
drarry heated rivalry this drarry heated rivalry that ITS FLINTWOOD ITS FLINTWOOD ITS ALWAYS BEEN FLINTWOODDDD