#hq!brainworms

[krtetsu]

i have so many hcs that over time got absorb into canon for me that i just kinda forget to like post about them bc im just like well fucking duh bokuto has adhd & bpd ??? and has three older sisters & comes from money ?? & his mother is nice on holidays but his father is kind in a mean way all year around & he's trans & has dimples ??? and obviousllyyyy kuroo has adhd & heterochromia & his mother left at 8 & he's fairly money conscious bc of growing up poor & has been helping his father keep on the low his sorta of relationship with kenma's parents for many years before realizing he himself is poly and of fucking course ? ? tsukki is part french from his father's side (which is a shame bc mf was a cheating shit who hide his other in france) and has a sweet tooth & deleted akiteru's number when he left for college. and yeah duh akaashi has anxiety & ocd & has an extremely complicated relationship with his mother & loves journaling and his all time life goal is to be a published author & is a tea enthusiast specially citrus flavoured ones. i gen could go on and on about all the scattered hcs i have not only for these four but like for most of my top 15 favs. like these r just canon to me idc idc . anyway send me a character & i'll give u a bunch of hcs.

[krtetsu]

tsukishima kei the type of dude to only drink rosé & absolutely drink everyone under the table. tsukishima kei the type of dude to make mixed drinks with way too many shots & still be able to make it sweet as hell. tsukishima kei the type of dude to never get hungovers unless he drinks like a whole bottle of pure vodka by himself. tsukishima kei the type of dude to drown tequila shots without flinching but absolutely breaking down if he tries to eat spicy shit.

[krtetsu]

ranking haikyuu characters from most i'd trust with making cereal to least

#1: semi eita. he'd pour the cereal first and would not spill a drop of milk. it'd be oatmeal milk as well and healthy cereal with fruit. king. slay.

#2: sugawara koushi. he'd also pour the cereal (it'd be cinnamon btw) first & wouldnt spill the milk. he'd put it in a mug tho

#3: tsukishima kei. he would replace the milk with strawberry yogurt but thats cool bc milk sucks anyway. would buy the cereal & yogurt separately instead of the prepackaged ones bc "its more healthy" it isnt.

#4: futakuchi kenji. he'd get a bowl of just cereal. king shit imo but he'd spill so low placement.

#5: akaashi keiji. he would not burn the toast but this is not a competition about toast so he is going fucking here. loser (affectionate)

#6: terushima yuuji. he'd pour the fucking milk first. a disgrace. love him. get him out of here.

#7: kozume kenma. he'd eat cereal out of the box for dinner & would chase it with monster. relatable but unhealthy. would not expect anything less from the gaymer themselves.

#8: bokuto koutarou. he'd try to put the cereal in his protein shake. No. just No.

#9: daichi sawamura. he could make a mean cereal but he wouldn't bc "a healthy breakfast gets you through the day, eat a fruit :)". fuck him. how dare he care for his health. im in love with him.

#10: kuroo tetsurou. he'd pour the cereal first, it'd be the perfect kind bc he keeps like four different boxes to accommodate whomever is over, same with milk, even tho he's lactose intolerant. not a single drop of anything would touch the counter. i wouldn't trust him tho & it's all a rouse. he doesn't even fucking eats cereal barely even breakfast. he has a coffee on the go & bitches about it too. fucker. dumb ass. he cares for everyone expect himself. shit head.

[krtetsu]

last reblog is literally all hinata ships he just loves love and he's open and honest and very poly but ultimately he just doesnt really care about the line between dating and friendship yknow he loves you and he will take any and all affection you give him doesnt matter what it's labeled as in society . same applies to terushima & to some extent kuroo but both of them are more like... they're romantic fools at heart yknow??? but yeah