#hq_stuff

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The only ‘enemies to lovers’ I want is where Kuroo & you ‘fight’ (teasing, retorts, cursing, etc.) every time y’all see each other, but y’all both know it’s just for shits and giggles. It’s never serious, never taken too far, always delivered in a lighthearted & playful tone, and all just for fun 💫

Outsiders think y’all hate each other, but tbh it’s just how the two of you communicate (and flirt 🥴)✨

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KUROO OFFICE ROMANCE ???

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FUCK just imagine being the Gossip Central™️ co-workers and just knowing everything juicy about anyone (not just in the company too) like u can’t TELL me Kuroo don’t look like he enjoys gossip. U CANT???

And flirting? Oh my god flirting in the office is SO MF CUTEJCONWKXJWME like sticky-notes and fake professional emails (sent using ur phones tho bc I know companies track ur emails from the computer they provide and y’all do NOT want HR reading thatKSKSKSK unless you’re HR🥴) whenever you have free time to bug each other with cute and stupid shit, sending each other knowing glances when something gossip worthy goes on or when someone you both don’t like does something stupid, lunch breaks spent together eating and complaining and talking and laughing until y’all realise there’s 10 minutes left and y’all have to scarf down the remaining food like two idiots so y’all won’t be late back to work, getting each other snacks when the other is on a small break, the routine good mornings and quick chats that you both need with each other for that extra energy boost to carry y’all until lunch before work officially starts, & etc etc.

And don’t even get me STARTED on dinners after work together. Don’t even lemme THINK about hanging out on the weekends together too bc 5 days a week of seeing each other isn’t enough. I don’t wanna TALK about how y’all won’t stop secretly texting each other during meetings even though y’all text basically all the time. And I’m definitely NOT gonna imagine how y’all’s co-workers start a pool on how long will it take for u and Kuroo to start officially dating bc y’all already kinda are like a couple. FUCK-

I’m not saying Office worker Kuroo is superior... BUT YES I AM. OFFICE WORKER KUROO IS SUPERIOR OMFG PLEASE I WANT AN OFFICE ROMANCE WITH HIM AND HIS FUCKIN 3-PIECE SUITS 😭

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✨ Atsumu HC ✨

Atsumu thinks you’re stalking him at first bc “why TF am I seeing this is this cutie person EVERYWHERE????” But he leaves you be because you’re never looking his way (to his knowledge), you’ve never tried to talk to him, and you look like you don’t even know who he is. But then one time you accidentally bump into him and after apologising you’re like “Oh, hey! It’s Mr. Cute Blond Stalker.”.

LMAO YOU’RE MORTIFIED BC WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THATCJOWNDKCK while Atsumu on the other hand thinks he’s in love developed a crush. He can’t help but grin real wide and before his mind can even process anything else, he replies “So you think I’m cute?”.

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🍙 Miya Osamu HC 🍙

Osamu hyping himself up in his head like “c’mon quit bein nervous, u just have to say ‘I like you’. It’s easy u can do it” before he confesses to u and that shit’s so CUTE AAAAAAAAA

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Atsumu: If being hot is a crime, then arrest me.

Osamu: Since when do they arrest pigs?

Atsumu:

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They (who are either sharing a pair of earbuds or got 2 same vivid red pairs) got 2 star shaped dog stickers on their bright red iPhone 😭🥺

Update - ITS TWO SAME PAIRS 😭💕

P. S. Y’all see how flexible Osamu is or ❓👁👁❓ and Atsumu’s sleepy/relaxed looking face when he’s stretching in Osamu’s background PLS UWU

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🦊 Miya Atsumu HC 🦊

Atsumu Miya being dubbed ‘The Hottest Bachelor in the VB Scene’, ‘A Man with an Endless Trail of Broken Hearts’, ‘Osaka’s Local Playboy’, & etc. bc he’s...

Attractive

Naturally flirty (even when he’s just being nice or neutral, it’s taken as flirty; refer to #1 for why people think so)

Lots of news outlets spread this image of him and run with ‘reliable sources’ (people he’s rejected and been super blunt to, and is out here to try and ruin his image), and most people believe that bc he’s gOt tHaT vIbE and a smirk with a piercing gaze to match.

While he usually don’t give a fuck bc people who matter to him knows the real him, sometimes he’s real annoyed at this image he’s been forced to have because when reporters and interviewers come to talk to him, majority of the questions revolve around his stupid LoVe LiFE when all he really wants to talk about is the killer setting he just pulled off in the 3rd match just now 🤡

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Cooking & baking are pretty different in terms of measurement tbh

I’m chinese so ive been raised to believe that cooking measurements are total bs & just use ur instincts 😂

So imagine Osamu & his s/o, both great at cooking but not that great at baking, fucking up the kicthen & the confectionery bc they think ‘it’ll be fine, it’s close enough’ 😭😂 such a cute but also fun date idea 🥺