Lance: I can’t believe we have HR…
Keith: Yes. We have HR.
HR Lady: We’re here today to talk about some of the things you say in front of the children.
HR Lady: Such as ‘I’m feeling frisky’, and ‘You always know just what to say to me’.
Lance: And?
Keith: Those are clearly euphemisms.
Lance: Pffff- why would I want to make it sound like we’re having sexual intercourse during battle? That would be unsafe. And when I tell people we have sex, I say it in clear cut terms to make them as jealous as possible.
Keith: Classy.
Lance: Your sarcasm is noted, but ignored.
HR Lady: We’ve also received several complaints from the children regarding you mentioning having been with Keith.
Lance: Yeah, that one is on me.
Lance: It’s funny, though.
Keith: It’s not.
Lance: Daniel once jumped out of a sixth story window to not have to listen to me talk about what we did in Paris. I had to jump out of the window and save his life, but it was still worth it, despite both of us now being in therapy, and him being permanently glued to me, and all of the windows in the castle being child-proofed.
Daniel: That was a bit much.
Lance: So was going out the window.
HR Lady: Okay, I’m just a Drule spy in some heels and a wig, but this isn’t worth the hazard pay, and I’m leaving.
Lance: I knew we didn’t have HR!
