Things Hrafnhar Is Not Allowed To Do Within The Galactic Alliance
(I was thinking about Skippy's list and this happened, it is woefully incomplete)
The leader of The Alliance is "Commander Marlitharn" or "Master Marlitharn." Not "No-Shirt," "Commander No-Shirt," or "Theron's Girlfriend."
I am not allowed to put Darth Occlus in a brown robe to the sake of discounts at scrapyards.
A Hutt Pleasure Barge is not an acceptable diplomatic gift to the Republic Senate.
No, not even if "we all know they'd be into it"
No, not even if the workers are "Full Service"
"Fine, but you're a pussy," is not a valid criticism of a direct order.
I am not allowed to push my tab at the cantina onto command staff
I am not allowed to use my S86k carbonite sprayer to win arm wrestling competitions.
I am not allowed to challenge Agent Shan to arm wrestling competitions over the tab
No, not even if he's a "little chicken-shit who can't hold his drink"
I am not allowed to offer to take Arcann to Nar Shaddaa so he can "fuck whatever remaining dark side gunk he's dealing with out of his system"
No, not even if I convince Darth Occlus that it'll work.
The correct evacuation procedure for the Gravestone is orderly and careful. I am not allowed to encourage anyone to stampede
Tihaar is not an ancient Mandalorian remedy for minor illnesses
Tihaar is not a medically accepted remedy for minor illnesses, regardless of what the other Mandalorians say
Mandalore the Avenger is not a medical authority
I am not allowed to coup the Republic Senate by putting Agent Shan in charge
"Force Nepo Baby with military connections" is not a valid reason to assert couping the Republic by putting Agent Shan in charge.
No, it doesn't help that "but we know who he's fucking"
I am not allowed to cost the Trandoshan envoy all their Jagganath points just because they're 'irritating'
I am not allowed to threaten to cost the Trandoshan envoy all their Jagganath points
Darth Occlus is a powerful Sith Lord who does not need me and my S86k to come to his aid in diplomatic situations
Darth Occlus is not "my tiny sith lord" and I am not going to violate anyone with a table leg over comments I myself have made.
The Galactic Alliance does not handle internal conflicts with mud wrestling
No, not even if I can talk Darth Occlus into agreeing
No, not even if Commander Marlitharn is tired and annoyed and thereby susceptible to the idea "she will definitely win."
No, not even if Gault and I agree to split part of the bookie's take with the Alliance treasury.
