#hrdanon

[killerblackwidow]

Hello, miss Romanoff

Hey pretty baby, you ready to curl up in my lap yet or not?

[itsnickfowler]

Fowler, When you’re going to pass by my house? I’ve a brand new whiskey bottle with your name on it.

I'll take that as an invitation. I'll see you soon, Drysdale

*I jump in my car and make the drive out to you, pulling up into your driveway, I park and walk up the steps to the porch, pressing the doorbell*

[killerblackwidow]

my beautiful, beautiful angel… am I still worthy of your love?

Hmm I don’t know… I might need you to beg and grovel a bit..

[killerblackwidow]

Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.

It’s cute when you’re being a romantic dork.

How might you “C” us getting together tonight, mister?

[killerblackwidow]

I love you, even when you don’t want to share bed..

I’d do just about anything to share the bed with you, it’s been far too long since you’ve held me.

I love you more✨

[killerblackwidow]

I heard something about tinker bell…

Yes! My poor little wings were fading without your attention. I think I need a kiss to help make it alllll better!

[honorarystripes]

@hrdanon

"I want to climb in your lap and really make a show of it...is that so wrong of me?"

[killerblackwidow]

Are you going to kiss me now?