#hrrnnng

[mephist0phallus]

Pride month at work is terrible because some lady will come in wearing a “be kind!” rainbow t-shirt or something, order a bunch of complicated espresso, and then not tip the transfag (moi) behind the espresso machine …

[angel-archivist]

FUCK i love twirling my hair 

[too-kinky-to-live]

consider: chubby koki.chi and chubby shui.chi using each other as pillows

[lonleywarrior]

‘It’s the 1800s u live on a farm and hangman is a mysterious stranger who rides in one day asking for just a warm meal and a roof over his head if’n you would he’ll be no trouble because he’ll sleep in the barn but it’s autumn & your worried he’ll get cold so you bring him a blanket & you get so lost in the layers light in his eyes that when he gets up to ask u what’s wrong u kiss in the barn’ ASMR

[court-of-disney-miracles]

You don't understand!

Men's voices sometimes, I just cannot. I can't even properly describe my favorite voices.

[yuukiria]

ASDJKFLAKSJDFHASD so some grad student asked me for my email on the assumption that I was gonna go back to Shanghai really soon because he's also from there and he thought he would make an excellent tour guide the next time I went. Dammit I really shouldn't have told him I could speak Chinese cuz he got really excited lol

It was totally awkward because I really didn't want to give him my email but he was so nice and earnest so I gave him this email that noone knows because I never use it 8D

I only hope that he was asking in the heat of the moment because I'm never planning on going back to that place again. LOL

[sixbuttonmedic]

I have a deep, shameless love of the Beastie Boys.