NO
NO HE fUCKING dOESNT I WAS JOKING
I WAS FUCKING JOKING ABOUT ThE PUPPET PORN
DAVE GET OFF THAT WEBSITE RIGHT NOW
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NO
NO HE fUCKING dOESNT I WAS JOKING
I WAS FUCKING JOKING ABOUT ThE PUPPET PORN
DAVE GET OFF THAT WEBSITE RIGHT NOW
oh my god. They look like mafia train conductors that ate a fucking walrus.
session 20 end
i do not like bro strider
i think this is the first time i do not like a character in homestuck (however we have only met like 7 so far), but maybe hes a chill dude. i just dont like his hobbies. puppet fetish should not be a thing, i am sorry if thats what you somewhat like, just, its a BIG nope for me.
he COULD potentially be a nice dude, who knows. he sleeps on a futon in the living room just so dave can sleep in a room. thats pretty considerate. but im not too sure why he does that if he has thousands of dollars.
but yes, he could be okay, i just
dont like cal
or the puppet porn cam industry
or the fact that dave, who is a 13 year old kid, who can say what he wants, do what he wants, can joke about what he wants, to be living in a house where puppet porn is happening. and im guessing bro does everything in the living room. meaning dave could just enter a scene like that without intentionally wanting to. especially since he’s rather scared of it. on that note, no wonder dave said “it can be somewhat fucked up” because now i know what that TRULY MEANS.
so we have yet to meet bro, i really hope hes like... a reasonable person at least. to make up for his weird ass hobbies. bc if his personality reflects on being a creep, irony implied or not, then i will not be happy and probably take dave into my own arms.
this also implies that dave doesnt live with a mom or dad, bc im pretty sure they wouldnt consider smuppets to be okay for a kid growing up. which means bro is dave’s guardian. who the fuck knows how THAT happened. but im also curious as to why?? oh god i hope its not sad gaahsjss
no wonder dave’s scared and trying to be chill about it
cal looks like he could possess your fucking soul, so you gotta be as chill as you can to not torment it by accident
satans reincarnated child, cal is
get that the fuck away from me and dave
cal should burn. but thats just my opinion, dave.
dave i stg i will save you from this fucking house one day
no kid should think that about puppet porn
THOUSANDS?????
BRO STRIDER IS A PIMP FOR A PUPPET WEBSiTE
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS