session 20 end
i do not like bro strider
i think this is the first time i do not like a character in homestuck (however we have only met like 7 so far), but maybe hes a chill dude. i just dont like his hobbies. puppet fetish should not be a thing, i am sorry if thats what you somewhat like, just, its a BIG nope for me.
he COULD potentially be a nice dude, who knows. he sleeps on a futon in the living room just so dave can sleep in a room. thats pretty considerate. but im not too sure why he does that if he has thousands of dollars.
but yes, he could be okay, i just
dont like cal
or the puppet porn cam industry
or the fact that dave, who is a 13 year old kid, who can say what he wants, do what he wants, can joke about what he wants, to be living in a house where puppet porn is happening. and im guessing bro does everything in the living room. meaning dave could just enter a scene like that without intentionally wanting to. especially since he’s rather scared of it. on that note, no wonder dave said “it can be somewhat fucked up” because now i know what that TRULY MEANS.
so we have yet to meet bro, i really hope hes like... a reasonable person at least. to make up for his weird ass hobbies. bc if his personality reflects on being a creep, irony implied or not, then i will not be happy and probably take dave into my own arms.
this also implies that dave doesnt live with a mom or dad, bc im pretty sure they wouldnt consider smuppets to be okay for a kid growing up. which means bro is dave’s guardian. who the fuck knows how THAT happened. but im also curious as to why?? oh god i hope its not sad gaahsjss














