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[parkerwhitmore]

THE WHITMORE FAMILY HOME

the whitmore family home has been in the family since the 1800s. it’s located outside of richmond. parker grew up there, attending school and playing in the yard with his sisters and friends. his father was expected to run for office, then, but he continued to lose elections. and things were nice, then. before politics took over everything in the home when his mother went into them. after that, this house stands empty most of the time since their mother jumped from state politics to national. 

although, the whitmores treat it a bit like a second camp david. when things are bad, they retreat here. often alone, parker finds that his mind is clear when he makes it back to his family home. things were good, when they were here. and now it’s almost a safe haven. the history of the home worries parker that it’s haunted, just like the white house. but he figures that if he’s not seen a whole ghost by now, he probably never will. (his sisters definitely have seen a ghost here)

features: six bedrooms with adjoining bathrooms, including the master bed and bath (each with a king size bed); kitchen (fully stocked with a personal chef amoung the staff that arrive when they schedule a stay); wrap around porch and balcony (like any stereotypical southern home); sitting room (with a grand piano and many places to sit and entertain); dining room (with space for up to twenty people); breakfast nook (the only place that parker will eat); a grand staircase (with original hardwood from the 1700s)

[parkerwhitmore]

PARKER’S PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE RESIDENCE

to be honest, parker chose this residence the second he realized there was a wet bar in the living room. in 2016, he had no real direction in life after his graduation from wvu and when his mother moved into the white house - he wasn’t going to stay there, if he could help it. so, with recommendation from the secret service, he found a penthouse apartment with a view of the national mall from the balcony. it’s less than five minutes away from the white house, which was the real driving force that made his mother accept him not living under her thumb. 

he rarely uses it now, as he’s in phuket most of the time. but when he does host friends in washington, this is where they stay. his sisters will often utilize it to avoid sleeping in the queens’ bedroom of the white house, which parker feels is impersonal and... kind of creepy, because it’s almost the same as when it was built. and parker definitely believes in ghosts, and the white house is definitely full of them. 

features: master bedroom and bathroom (a king size bed and marble tub); guest bedroom and bathroom (a full size bed, a full shower); kitchen (less stocked than any other kitchen in the world, probably only has a rotted apple and ramen noodles); balcony (with chairs and a set of binoculars for viewing the national mall from a distance); living room (with a blue velvet couch and a wet bar that’s far more stocked than the kitchen); dining room (attached to the living room, with room for up to 6 people)

[parkerwhitmore]

I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW:  ( listen here ) a playlist for @mchaeleicn & @parkerwhitmores

track 001 . i think we’re alone now by tiffany  //  track 002 . heart swells / pacific daylight time by los campesinos!  //  track 003 . two slow dancers by mitski  //  track 004 . it’s oh so quiet by bjork  //  track 005 . good old fashioned lover boy by queen  //  track 006 . every fallen in love ( with someone you shouldn’t’ve ) by buzzcocks  //  track 007 . nobody by hozier  //  track 008 . strawberry blonde by mitski  //  track 009 . a slow, slow death by los campesinos!  //  track 010 . i want to break free by queen  //  track 011. i follow rivers by lykke li  //  track 012 . company by an horse  //  track 013 . work song by hozier 

[parkerwhitmore]

PARKER WHITMORE: INSTA VS. FINSTA

parker’s instagram is a fun place, still a bit buttoned up, but he posts a lot of fun things. he’s very popular, but still not as popular as his dog, and the stuff for the account has to be approved by the white house before it’s posted, no matter what. basically, it’s watered-down parker. 

parker’s finsta is a whole different story. if the media ever got a hold of it, he would have major problems. he posts a lot of memes about his mother being terrible, and how much he wishes he was with his boyfriend instead of in dc. now that they’re together, expect sappy relationship posts that can’t go on his main.