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pete moves away for college. ted makes sure he never has to worry about money and can just focus on his studies, but pete feels incredibly guilty about being so financially dependent his brother. Ted has been feeding him, clothing him and housing him for years now, and pete was a kid then but he's an adult now and he doesnt want to be a drain on teds finances like that, even though ted insists he doesnt mind...

so pete starts an onlyfans to make some pocket money and lighten teds load a little bit. and his account really takes off because Apparently people are into dorky guys taking novelty dildos in their dorm room, so pete accidentally ends up running a pretty thriving amateur porn bussiness.

(pete has a collection of monster dildos in this au)

...obviously Ted stumbles into it and subscribes to his brothers porn. at first he subscribes just to give pete money - little fucker thinks he's sneaky refusing teds money, well fuck him, teds going to give him money anyway because he loves him and wants him taken care of. and he's just gonna send him money and not watch his stuff because that would be messed up

but. well. he's curious what pete does. and he's got access to all this porn, it would be a shame to never watch any. a waste. surely watching just one video won't hurt, right????

well, one video turns into many. ted is fully hooked. he tunes in regularly. he puts in requests and gives big tips. he buys pete shit from his amazon wishlist, dildos and plugs and lingerie, buys him things he wants to see his little brother use.

and its all fine and dandy until pete comes home for the holiday break. and he accidentally comes across incriminating shit on ted's laptop/phone, realising that his big brother is subscribed to his porn account

and pete realises he's less disturbed by that than he should be. he's honestly more upset that ted is secretly sneaking him money than by. the whole "brother watching him fuck himself" thing. and ted is like one of his best paying customers, sending in gifts from time to time,... so if pete does the math ted is giving him even more money than he was before

and that's unfair! if pete knew then he would have. well. he doesn't know what he would have done. his first thought is put in more effort which. hm. something to unpack there, probably

pete can take advantage of the fact that ted doesn't know that he knows, yet, and he can really think about it. and maybe experiment a little...... and tease ted while he's at it. so pete films a step-brother roleplay video next

(that's what ted gets for sneaking him money, yeah, that will show him! after all, the best way to alleviate feeling like he isnt working for his money is to start working for it)

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Given the recent a/b/o thoughts wave, i've decided to share a piece of a pete/ted fic i've been working on for some time now!

cw: incest, a/b/o

Pete’s entirely naked, flushed skin shiny with sweat. He has used Ted’s blankets and even some of his clothes to construct a haphazard nest. Ted’s pillow is wedged between Pete’s thighs, and he’s grinding against it. Pete’s face is buried in one of Ted’s dirty shirts, but Ted must make some sort of noise at the sight in front of him because Pete turns his head towards the doorway, a dazed look in his eyes, blinking blearily. “T-ted!” he cries, once he focuses on his brother. His hips stutter against the pillow, but don’t stop moving. The air in the room is stuffy, heavy with the scent of arousal and desperation and something so intrinsically Pete that Ted barely even consciously notices it these days. Today, however… There's something different about it. It’s richer, sweeter somehow, like Pete’s juvenile scent has finally bloomed, ripened. Shit. The realization hits Ted like a ton of bricks. Pete’s in heat. Given Pete’s state, there’s no way to reverse it now. Suppressants would be too little, too late, now that Pete was in the throes of fever. The only option is to let him ride it out, the old-fashioned way. To say that Ted is unprepared for Pete’s first heat would be a massive understatement. He doesn’t have any suitable toys on hand, or a pre-approved heat partner on speed dial. He thought he had more time, considering the age he himself went through his first rut. Fuck, he should have realized omegas are, in general, early bloomers. Shit! “Teddy,” Pete groans, rolling his hips against the pillow. The pillow case is saturated with his slick, Ted can see it - and smell, fuck - from where he stands. Ted’s hand tightens on the door handle. His feet feel frozen in place. “Teddy, it hurts.”

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ruth and richie are the BIGGEST spankoffskicest shippers. they overanalyze every single one of the brothers interactions and they regularly get off to the thoughts of them together.

ted and pete: *platonic, brotherly interaction* richie and ruth: thats going in my spankbank for later

ruth writes smut fic and richie does fanart (richie struggles drawing outright porn so it's mostly suggestive at best? and also theres french kissing. he gets their likeness pretty good though). they exchange works and make requests of one another. they discuss pete/ted in depth when its just the two of them

(one day pete accidentally finds one of ruths fics. at first he thinks its just ruths harmless friend-fic where they go on adventures together, but then richie and ruth actually leave within the first few lines and now him and ted are alone and shits getting weird and. theyre kissing. what)

(pete comes home from ruths feeling horrible and betrayed and he just wants to hug ted and feel okay but once they do hug he just feels way too fucking aware of every movement he or ted make and he cant even enjoy the hug because he cant stop overanalysing if its weird or not)

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ted forgets his phone or wallet or wtv at home & pete brings it to work for him....ted's so grateful that he fucks pete in the bathroom. idk i just think he would get suuuuch a kick out of fucking pete at the office do you see the vision......

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yes yes yes i DO see the vision!!!

oh ted would LOVE fucking his little brother at work. not just because he's a horny bastard who can't get through the work day without cumming at least twice, and having someone to help out with that is much nicer and much more fun than only having his own hand to rely on.

he loves the risk of getting caught. the possibility of someone catching them in the act thrills him. yes it would fuck up his life but deep down ted really wants everyone to know that he's fucking his little brother. he's usually super loud and gross about his conquests to anyone who will listen, and its eating him up inside that he can't praise pete's qualities to anyone.

and just. the whole, sneaking around, hiding, being quiet thing is so fun and hot. ted loves how embarrassed and anxious pete is over it, but pete Still never tells him no. partly he knows trying to change teds mind is pointless, partly hes just as big of a freak as his brother and the danger gets him hot as well.

ted loves to see the lengths pete will go to keep himself from making a noise. he thinks pete's pleasure looks even more intense when he has no vocal outlet for it

doing it in the bathrooms is probably making the risk higher. sure, ted could bend pete over his work desk, in his office, and feel so cool about it - but everyone at ccrp knows to give teds office a wide berth and, for all that is holy, never go inside, unless they wish to see something gross. so yeah, theres no fun in that, no risk. but the bathrooms? oh, people go there all the time. and obviously it would be super weird for two brothers to be in the same cubicle together. so, yeah, it's more fun.

honestly, ted might have left the thing at home on purpose, to have an excuse to ask pete to stop by, without his coworkers complaining that he's letting his little brother hang out in the office for no reason and without having to admit to pete outright that he misses him and needs him 24/7 because he's just That horny. pete wouldnt let him live that down, the little shit. ted doesnt mind admiting that he wants to fuck pete in the office, that's fine, but god hed get so big headed if ted confessed he just cant wait 8 hours to fuck him again...

also possibly ted using it as an excuse to do something to "reward" pete without really thinking of his own pleasure? listen, ted has ISSUES about intimacy, letting himself be vulnerable and all that shit. sometimes he just really wants to get on his knees and suck his little brothers cock, let pete fuck his face. or he wants to rim pete until he paints the cubicle wall with his cum. BUT he finds it hard to admit it that it's something he WANTS to do, for himself, and wants it bad enough to ask pete to visit him at work in the middle of the day. if he frames it like being grateful and rewarding pete for being soooooooo helpful, such a good brother.... its easier.

also ted and pete both love it when pete say his goodbyes to the people he knows (charlotte, paul, bill...) while his brothers cum is still on/inside his body. they are none the wiser

(i think ted would like sending pete home after he cums into pete's underwear.....)

(also something about ted fucking pete at work and partly seeing it as revenge of a kind on charlotte, who he used to fuck at work as well)

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ted being a Good Big Brother and taking care of pete and sucking him off

and ted is like really, really good at giving head. he has years of experience, he's got the technique down a science, knows all the tricks to make a man go crazy. and he loves sucking cock. he usually prefers being on top but sucking dick is just so fun, so rewarding

pete is absolutely losing his mind over it. he's clawing at the sheets and being so fucking loud, moaning and begging as he trembles and his hips buck forward into teds mouth. his eyes screwed shut because he can't handle looking -

(the sight of his brother between his legs with his lips wrapped around his cock is just so fucking hot, and god help him if ted decided to look up at him while he's blowing him...)

-and even then, he's running through chemical formulas so that he doesnt cum embarrassingly early and can savour this absolutely spectacular blowie

and ted is thoroughly enjoying making his little petey fall apart like this. he knows he's good, he's gotten many compliments in his life on his oral skills, and it's not like pete has anything to compare him to other than his own hand - but it still tickles his ego. though thruth be told, mainly he's just happy to be making pete feel so fucking good, because ted's little brother deserves it

just. pete shaking, whining and being a complete mess while ted blows him like a pro <3

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homeless ted's mind being so broken that he of course remembers pete but he doesn't know who he is to him anymore, doesn't know he's his brother. cue ted molesting his little brother without even knowing

He knows pete is important to him. He recognises his face. He knows he loves him. He wants to be close to him again. It would be real nice if pete stopped struggling but its fine. Ted will just hold him tighter

it's a gentle sort of rape. lots of exploring touches and kisses and maybe even the homeless guy tells pete he loves him several times.

But also he holds pete tight enough to bruise, digs his nails into petes skin. Sure he doesnt want pete to escape but also its almost like he doesnt know his own strength or like he's too excited to control himself

and afterwards, pete coming home to his ted. and ted tries so hard to comfort him but pete is so scared of him because he cant help but feel like his brother looks so similar to the guy who raped him

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pozzing spotted on your kinklist! my beloved i so rarely see it, and would love to know if you have any bugchaser/giftgiver hc's for hatchetfield characters?

(sorry i've been kinda absent because my hetchetfield obsession staarted weakening but im expecting it to come back now with the tgwdlm rerun.......)

anyway YES POZZING im so glad i get to talk about this haha its very niche

CW: consensual and non-consensual pozzing, rape

So. First and foremost. Ted. I can see him on both sides of this.

ted is a very, very lonely guy, and he's craving to be a part of a community. ANY community. Bugchasing for him is, at least at the start, the pursuit of entering into the HIV/AIDS community. he wants to be a part of Something. he wants to belong. and the way to belong HERE is to get himself positive. I think he does enjoy getting there, possibly connecting his bugchasing with a breeding kink. but the underlying cause is just kinda. sad and pathetic.

on the other hand i think ted who IS HIV positive would be a massive bastard. i think he would conceal his status from his partners and still push for unprotected sex. i think he'd get a sick enjoyment from getting unsuspecting people sick (ESPECIALLY if he himself didnt get it on purpose? like, ted's attitude is to be very bitter towards the world for the wrongs against him, so when That happens to him, he thinks its only fair if he does it to someone else). i think he'd especially go for vulnerable, inexperienced people to fuck them over (TED POZZING RICHIE IM UNWELL---). he might be nice enough to leave some sort of "you should get yourself tested ;)" note when he leaves, but then he might not.

ted would probably also really enjoy giving it to people who do want it. again, probably connects it to breeding kink but from the other side.

(also fully believe that canonically ted has had at least one STD. got some antibiotics, cured it and didnt learn a thing about safe sex practices)

next. WILBUR!!!!!!!! wilbur is Definitely a malicious gift-giver. either he keeps it secret or tells people afterwards and watches them panic (and possibly to attack him, at which point he easily dispatches them... or maybe he lets them get a few good hits in and split their knuckles and get their skin dirty with his blood).

i can also see him raping someone and making it clear that getting infected is a risk for the victim early on and enjoying their fear the whole way through - he'd probably make sure he's particularly brutal when forcing himself on someone to heighten the chance of infection. OR he could use the threat to make people compliant in their own rape (if you relax and dont struggle, maybe you wont bleed, and then you might not get infected....)

(something about instead of HIV, wilbur spreads some sort of an. eldritch virus? of wiggly's design? idk just a lil fun thought)

next. Freddie Biggs. i dont believe his creep persona is fake. i think hes a weirdo. hes a sex pest. hed be into bugchasing.

professor hidgens, probably. hes all too happy to spread the blue goo, so i think thats analogous to him being a gift-giver. ALSO likely a lonely man grasping for community the same sad way ted is.

mr. davidson. bugchaser

gerald monroe. let that man chase and spread bugs.

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deep in the vhscc trenches you say?👀👀 something something scrooge (and marley?) finding match girl at night. they r both freaks change my mind

THEY ARE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people: scrooge should adopt the little match girl me, perversely: hell yeah he should 👀 (in a fucked up way)

but yeah. scrooge finds her cold, nearly frozen, and hungry. she has nowhere to go, she didnt sell the matches and cant go home. scrooge takes her home with him - he wouldnt usually care, let the poor die in the streets, but maybe he's feeling just a little lonely tonight. and any comfort he offers her will be promptly repaid with her body so. its not like scrooge is giving handouts over here.

match girl gets warmed up, gets some food in her... and then scrooge holds her down and forces her to take his cock as he takes her virginity. i can see him kicking her back out on the street once hes done with her, but maybe he's Nice and lets her spend the night.

match girl is scared, disgusted and horrified that first time, but she might actually approach scrooge herself the next time around. she realizes this is how she can keep warm and fed and if this guy wants That to give that to her, its a fair trade.