This blog contains dark themes and adult content. If you cannot handle that, return from whence you came. For the rest of you: this is a safe space! Let's talk Hatchetfield Dead Dove <3
Asks are OPEN (with anonymous asks enabled). You can also hit me up in DMs if asks are too public! I take writing prompts, if they tickle my brain the right way. (Hint: more detailed scenarios are often better than just pairing+kink!)
Inbox status: 45 asks
I mainly enjoy Ted/Pete, Pete/Richie, Ted/Richie, Richie/Max, Richie/Paul (uncle Paul, my beloved), Paul/Emma and Lords in Black/Hatchetfield mortals (Ted/Tinky, Paul/Pokey...). However I'll give pretty much anything a go so send an ask and we'll see if I vibe!
Remember, Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That’s Okay!
KINKLIST under the cut! (it gets long)
NO: gore, scat, necrophilia, weight gain, body modification, sounding, graphic needle stuff, piercings
YES:
A/B/O
abuse
age difference
aphrodisiacs/sex pollen
asphyxiation/choking
BDSM
begging
belly bulge
bestiality
bloodplay
bondage/restraints
boot kink
branding
breeding
chastity devices
cockwarming
coercion/manipulation
collars
consensual non-consent
corruption
dacryphilia/crying during sex (good and bad crying)
daddy/mommy kink
dehumanization
double penetration in one hole
dubious consent
emetophilia
exhibitionism
fear
feet
femdom
feminization
figging
freeuse
fuck-or-die
genital torture (CBT and its afab counterpart)
grooming
guns
hands-on sex-ed
humiliation
impact play - spanking (including hole spanking), slapping, caning, flogging,...
incest & pseudo-incest
indifference kink
intercrural sex/thigh fucking
intoxication (alcohol or drugs)
knives
knotting
marking
medical kink (mainly examination)
mind break
mind control
non-con
orgasm denial
overstimulation
oviposition
pain
pegging
penetration with object
plugs
pozzing/bug-chasing
praise kink
pregnancy (+ forced pregnancy, threats of pregnancy)
priest kink
robots
role play (mostly pet play)
ruined orgasm
sex work
sexual slavery
size difference
slutshaming
small cock
somnophilia
Stockholm syndrome
tentacles
teratophilia (mostly monster-penetrating-human)
threats of castration/death/pregnancy
total power exchange
underage - minor/minor and minor/adult
unwilling/forced enjoyment
virginity kink
voyeurism
watersports (pissing in/on someone, piss drinking, wetting)
wrestling kink
if you don’t see your kink in there, shoot me a message anyway & we’ll see if I like it! chances are I do like it but I couldn’t remember it :’D
Ted half jokingly hitting on the nerds to stroke his ego by making them blush and stutter but then Ruth blurts out that it would be hot if he hit on Peter too. Lighthearted mood shattered
He VISIBLY starts actually seeing poor Pete that way in real time
"Ha, yeah. I would I guess, you kids are cute..." but he is obviously not being sarcastic anymore
god shes so fucking grossss i love her <3 she so wou.d. idk if it would be better if pete is into it or if he isnt......hmm.........much to think on
MAX AND PAUL IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT?????? let this shitty high school jock rail the shit out of this repressed and unsatisfied middle aged man. bonus points if max is underage. bonus bonus points if it is for daddy issues reasons
aughghg transfem richie and ted....save me transfem richie and ted..... ted gets a new young girl to manipulate and richie finally gets to be seen by someone as a girl. its taking that desperate horny teen and amplifying it by a million with feeling isolated and alone as a trans person. also because i want richie to be really nervous about sex and ted being like "i know how to treat a woman" and it just completely melting her
Also inthink Ethan should take stopwatch as his disturbingly underage boyfriend after lex and Hannah disappear cause the roller rink kids are all he has left of them
So you know that foldger's coffee commercial, Peter comes home for Christmas? You can look it up if you need to but trust me you will find it... anyway Pete isn't coming home for Christmas but Ted is lmao
YES i love the folgers incest commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i actually wrote a fic inspired by it where its pete coming home from college (on Ao3 here) but i might do another take this year with ted coming home (though its hilarious to imagine sending ted to africa............)?? idk
he has aprox 20 kids that he messages on different platforms that he manipulates and blackmails into sending nudes (he has a sizable CP collection) and not leaving. I think he’d be into making them cut themselves also and has threatened suicide many times
he is very secretive with his phone because of this, but honestly ruth would probably find it hot LOLLL
maybe thats how the whole ‘richie x tom x hannah’ thing would start. tom would get accused of something (which the kid would defend him from) and richie would recognize a kindred soul and share his CP collection. hannah would be the perfect victim after all, being lonely, mentally ill and from a broken home
i can see richie as the guy grooming minors in fandom discords. or like in general i think he has a considerable presence in the fan spaces he's a part of, he's got a tiny bit of notoriety so lots of young, impressionable fans might look up to him. richie is very good at making them feel important and special and like they're great friends or maybe something more.
he might have other throw-away accounts, not all of them connected to fandoms, just to cast a wider net. i do think that before omegle shut down he was on there making kids do fucked up shit for his amusement. i can see him in one of those uhhhhhhhh telegram cp groups.
also YES richie making them cut themselves <3 he particularly enjoys making them carve his name (username??) into their skin. or all sorts of degrading shit.
honestly i'm not sure if i can really imagine richie showing himself off to them? i feel like he'd prefer to stay fully anonymous but also feel free to disagree with me on that 🙏
also i think richie started this well before turning 18 but then kept it up. MAYBEEE he's been groomed like this himself? or maybe hes a fucked up perv for no fucking reason.
and YEAH ruth WOULD be into it. i think she's enough of a freak to be like "porn is porn, i see no difference <3". she might feel conflicted but her pussy gets wet so obviously that wins over whatever moral compass she has. she's not into kids the way richie is but she would jerk off to cp, ya feel?
something about richie showing tom his collection of kids nudes taken as selfies in the mirror and tom in return showing richie HIS collection of dvds and tapes from back in the 2000s and his newer stuff on his phone <3 thats love babey. exchanging cp with your teacher
ALSO hannah would be richie's first irl victim, so tom basically like. mentoring richie in irl grooming. richie is probably grateful to tom for like, facilitating an opportunity to mess with a kid for real to richie. like no matter what richie did he always had to jerk himself off to whatever pictures/videos he made his victims take. but now, with hannah, he'll get to touch.
and yeah hannahs perfect for it. nobody really pays attention to her, nobody really cares. nobody would listen to her if she tried to tell anyone, and she wont tell anyone because there's no one to tell (especially if lex is in prison at the moment...)
also either richie is young enough for tom to be attractive, or tom isnt Only into kids, or maybe richie isnt even 18 yet, or maybe tom is just pretending to manipulate richie. either way they're ALSO having sex with each other. in a fucked up way. i think tom would LOVE putting on some illegal porn and having richie blow him as he watches.
tom x richie x hannah is a surprisingly good ship now that I think about it. he should make his students kiss :) as a treat :)
plus I already headcanon richie as a gross pedo who regularly grooms kids online SOOOO
save me tom houston going to prison and his students/lovers still visiting him cuz he groomed them into being obsessed with him and thinking its true love <33
wait.waitwaitiweiati. sorry i love this but consider. steph and hannah are in his class together in yellow jacket. do you see my viison
