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The Ultimate Relationship Tag
Send ‘✩’ for the following:
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? FaithWho threatens to leave but never actually does? KaiWho actually keeps their word and leaves? FaithWho trashes the house? FaithDo either of them get physical? Both of them most likely.How often do they argue/disagree? Very often.Who is the first to apologise? Kai
Sex:
Who is on top? I think they share it-- but Faith usually.Who is on the bottom?I think they share it-- but Kai usually.Who has the strangest desires? KaiAny kinks? LOTS: Daddy af, overstimulation, AsphyxiationWho’s dominant in bed? FaithIs head ever in the equation? ALWAYS!If so, who is better at performing it? FaaaithEver had sex in public? MaybeWho moans the most? Boooth pretty evenlyWho leaves the most marks? KaiWho screams the loudest? KaiWho is the more experienced of the two? I think they’re evenly experienced.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BOTHRough or soft? ROUGHHow long do they usually last? Could probably last hoursIs protection used? Most of the timeDoes it ever get boring? NahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? UM BAR BATHROOM?
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Maybe way laterIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 1 or 2Who is the favorite parent? KaiWho is the authoritative parent? KaiWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? FaithWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? FaithWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? KaiWho goes to parent teacher interviews? KaiWho changes the diapers? lmao Kai, unless ne convinces Faith to.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? BothWho spends the most time with the children? Probs KaiWho packs their lunch boxes? FaithWho gives their children ‘the talk’? um Faith will leave that to Kai lmfaoWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? Probably KaiWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Faith, no doubt about it.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? KaiWho is the little spoon? KaiWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? I feel like they both would do this nglWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? FaithHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Maybe an hour or 2 topsWho gives the most kisses? FaithWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? DRINKINGWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? LOVE SEATWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? FaithHow often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often
Sleeping:
Who snores? NeitherIf both do, who snores the loudest? N/ADo they share a bed or sleep separately? Sharing is caringIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? CozyWho talks in their sleep? Probs Faith only when he’s having a nightmareWhat do they wear to bed? Sometimes commando, sometimes in boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Faith usually has trouble sleeping.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? YepDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Side by side but they usually end up entangled during the night.Who wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? KaiWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? probs neither lol unless Kai feels up to itWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Spooooning, or on their backs.Who hogs the sheets? FaithDo they set an alarm each night? Depends what they have to do the next day.Can a television be found in their bedroom? YeahWho has nightmares? FaithWho has ridiculous dreams? KaiWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? KaiWho makes the bed? KaiWhat time is bed time? Usually before 2 amAny routines/rituals before bed? Brushing teethWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Faith
Work:
Who is the busiest? KaiWho rakes in the highest income? KaiAre any of your muses unemployed? No, unless being a drug dealer isn’t a job.Who takes the most sick days? NeitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Kai (bc Faith would probably keep nem busy ;) )Who sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? KAI -- MUSIC TEACHER OR MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE WITH MUSIC?? FAITH -- STILL A DRUG DEALER TBHWho stresses the most? KaiDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? NahAre your muses financially stable? YES
Home:
Who does the washing? FaithWho takes out the trash? KaiWho does the ironing? KaiWho does the cooking? KaiWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? FaithWho is messier? FaithWho leaves the toilet roll empty? FaithWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BothWho forgets to flush the toilet? Faith lolWho is the prankster around the house? FaithWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? KaiWho mows the lawn? Neither they can just hire someone lolWho answers the telephone? BothWho does the vacuuming? KaiWho does the groceries? FaithWho takes the longest to shower? FaithWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Kai
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Not usuallyHow many cars do they own? 2Do they own their home or do they rent? RentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? The coastDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? SureWhat’s their song? Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5, or anything off their playlist tbhWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Work or w/eWhere did they first meet? The street somewhere probsHow did they first meet? (x) THEIR FIRST EVER INTERACTION TBHWho spends the most money when out shopping? NeitherWho’s more likely to flash their assets? KaiWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both lmaoAny mental issues? Depression, eating disorders (Kai), PTSD (Faith), Anxiety (both)Who’s terrified of bugs? KaiWho kills the spiders around the house? FaithTheir favourite place? The pub lolWho pays the bills? BothDo they have any fears for their future? Well duhWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? KaiWho uses up all of the hot water? KaiWho’s the tallest? Kai haWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? FaithWho wanders around in their underwear? FaithWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? KaiWhat do they tease each other about? General things, like their hair, or the little things they sometimes do.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? FaithDo they have mutual friends? YepWho crushed first? KaiAny alcohol or substance related problems? Nah, but they would probably use them often.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? KaiWho swears the most? Faith (but Kai probably picks up that habit)
