#hubert bubert

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It’s slug time.

[crying-gay-tears]

Small things that make me fall more in love everyday. 💖

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Gend er ..nnon specific.. pear rental.. figure @homosexuality-offical

Pl ease… feed mme

Am ..humbger for .. leaf.

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Hubert worrd.. oftthe day…

Anarchy. (With slightly menacing jazz hands)

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I will put you in a glass cup so no one can pour salt on you again

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

Wha WHA ..whrre am ..hubert

Nooo… huebrt ..can t Moeve *distressed slug noises*

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@autistic-gremlinn ok… he re

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I cast a salt protection spell on you. May you live a saltless live ✨🪄

Hubertt.. will no t ..be.. a-salt-ed.. agai ns.. get it..?

Sosrry.. 😔

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Happpy off..ical versse daay ..!