Hubert

Slug…

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

I am hubert… am sluhgg

Pet sldug of.. @homosexuality-offical

I like… leaf.. and. Gay

Dni: Slug hatrrs.. yeahhh

(Mod note: this is all for shits and giggles but dni if you’re lgbtqia+phobic in any way, racist, zionist, MAGA, AI supporter, pedo, ect. or you WILL be blocked.)

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Happpy off..ical versse daay ..!

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hey guys this is an OOC post but I was looking back through all of my posts on this blog and noticed that the oldest post with the least notes it the one where i made a 67 joke.

Just thought that was worth pointing out

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

hhhhhhubert hasdiscovered Caaffieneee

Woahhah Nos moere slow Slug

What is going on. I feel a considerable amount of fear at the discovery of my knew found speed.

I cccan Hear colouersdd

(slug to human translation for those who need it: Hubert has discovered caffeine. Woah. No more slow slug. What is going on. I feel a considerable amount of fear at the discovery of my knew found speed. I can hear colours.)

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Oh…. O h No………

Lem on 😔

[homosexuality-offical]

my hungry ass could not be a politician

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Pear rent… im scarred… wat Does thiss mean..?

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hubert hassss an… anounce ment

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Heere we.. go….

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

*deep breath through the…. Uhhh…. checks notes Pneumostome*

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Transgender.

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hubert hassss an… anounce ment

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Heere we.. go….

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

*deep breath through the…. Uhhh…. checks notes Pneumostome*

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hubert hassss an… anounce ment

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Heere we.. go….

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hubert hassss an… anounce ment

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[man-offical]

man! ok?

[white-boy-offical]

white boy

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hubert

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Slug is ..bcak :D

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Hubert worrd.. oftthe day…

Anarchy. (With slightly menacing jazz hands)

[homosexuality-offical]

Baths are incredibly underrated like what yes please marinate me in my water that smells like lemons

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

.. real

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

I will put you in a glass cup so no one can pour salt on you again

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

Wha WHA ..whrre am ..hubert

Nooo… huebrt ..can t Moeve *distressed slug noises*

[grandpa-offical]

Oh no Hubert! I was just trying to keep you safe!

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

It Oka y.. pee paw

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

I will put you in a glass cup so no one can pour salt on you again

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

Wha WHA ..whrre am ..hubert

Nooo… huebrt ..can t Moeve *distressed slug noises*

[hubert-the-slug-offical]

Hurbrt Lorve my… folloewrsss… :3