#hudson anon

[witchyamandabc]

U think they are already broken up?!?!?! I saw ur post on twt

I do! I think Hudson and K broke up before Valentine’s Day and everything since has been part of a PR strategy. Not a very good strategy since Hudson and K always look like the doomed couple of a John Hughes movie every time they’re together.

[witchyamandabc]

Hi i think your hilarious btw i follow u on twitter

i’m curious in your opinion why do you think K is being so blatantly obvious as to follow only his team? and is she going to make a good influencer when all she has to offer is Hudson & Gizmo? unless she constantly posts them

Man, I have got OPINIONS on this. Hopefully they’ll come across somewhat coherent. And thank you for your comment abt my twitter! It makes me happy that ppl can find some entertainment in it bc I know how draining this fandom is. God help us all if I ever get on twitter once I’m three margaritas in.

Okay, on to what you asked abt: I can’t make heads or tails of why she isn’t following Hudson but is following his team. The only theory I’ve seen that has made any kind of sense to me is that she’s not following is bc she will eventually unfollow once their agreement is over and that would be awkward and noteworthy. Even with that theory though, it looks weird, especially bc the only reason she has this opportunity is because of him, her first post of course featured him, and her bratty ass put nepo gf in her bio bc she clearly constantly has her eyes on what we say abt her.

I don’t think she’ll make a good influencer for a very simple reason: she’s basic. Her looks and personality are both bland, and you need at least one of those things to manufacture interest. A lot of ppl started to speculate that the influencer career was the end goal for her back after the Oscars appearance, so I started doing search engine analytics and engagement rates on content regarding her and she only generates a day or two of engagement before dropping completely back down to zero. This happened this past week as well. She generated interest for one day when she stared her Instagram account and has had 0% engagement since then. I feel like the team should have seen the writing on the wall with this after the Oscars bc Hudson’s numbers were HUGE then and if there was any chance of her getting famous by proxy, it would have been at that moment. She got a People magazine article out of the Oscars, and that flopped. If People can’t sell you, you might as well just call it.

The fact that they threw so much at it with the Ohana workation shows how desperate they are to try and make this happen, which makes me think that the deadline to this agreement must be imminent. And even with all the tacky and obvious pr moves, she still hasn’t generated more than a day or two of interest before immediately falling back off the map. The fact that she’s already had to buy bot followers for her Instagram page is telling.

She’s basic looking, has seemingly no personality other than sourness, and isn’t even good at her actual job. It’s going to be very difficult for her to make being an influencer work, and I just don’t see it happening. And that makes me hope that Hudson’s team has had her sign one extremely ironclad NDA bc the only thing she has to offer is proximity to Hudson and that’s the only thing ppl care abt. The only thing she could really make some money off of would be a tell all book or interview, so again, I hope they’ve managed to figure out a way to keep her mouth shut when the time comes.

[witchyamandabc]

the difference in anastasia's ig dumps for paris and greece..

strictly her and h for paris.

only her and the views for greece, not even the supposed bday girl.

and now its team , team, h. H's mom got a solo pic!!

case closed on who she didnt wanna post.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I was saying to one of my moots the other day that Anastasia is/was the only one I wasnt side eyeing as hard as the rest of his team. That bar is in hell though, so I do consider her to be doing the bare minimum

[witchyamandabc]

Wtf, she put Nepo GF into her bio 🤦🏻‍♀️

She does not have the maturity level to be attempting what she is trying to do with this side launch and it’ll ultimately be an embarrassment for Hudson.

[witchyamandabc]

One thing I don't understand is how she even saw nepo gf thing? From what I've seen no one commented that on her insta(unless I missed it). I only saw 4-5 people writing that on twitter.

Yeah she totally reads what we say about her. Hudson’s whole team does bc they would address different things we brought up a mere day or so later (if that), which made things like the ig story of them walking together even more laughable. But yeah, K is definitely looking at what we are saying and she does seem to be reactive enough to let it get to her and not think through the implications.

[witchyamandabc]

I follow you on twitter (girl you crack me up) but i’m priv so I figured I’d send this here… i’ve kept quiet but “k” has always gave me the vibes of a mean girl who hid her meanness behind her ✨artsy cool girl✨ persona but everything with the instagram… well at least my intuition was confirmed

Always follow your intuition, anon. Intuition is seldom wrong.

[witchyamandabc]

Gonna say it now, with how they are moving, I would absolutely not surprised if H is eventually realizing he is gay and not bi. For one how he is gravitating to men, then how he is ignoring women and then just how badly they are trying to sell this "relationship" in the most transparent and stereotypical way. Even the GP clocks how something isn't as it seems.

I don’t know if you follow me on twitter or not, but I posted on there that I did search engine analytics on Hudson this morning and in the past 24 hours, searches regarding hudson and K have gone down by significant percentage while searches about hudson and his sexuality have increased significantly. This is the lesson to these teams that use old school pr methods like pap couples pics on the beach. It has the opposite effect of what you intend.

[witchyamandabc]

You are correct about the more they learn about her, the less they’ll be able to project. And when the break up happens? They’ll inevitably drop her completely or turn on her.

I can see either of those happening. The main thing I see happening (and I’ll explain my reason behind it) is that a bunch of solos and hk glazers will try to come out saying that they always thought something was off or not healthy abt that “relationship” and I’ll be more than happy to remind them of how much they chose to glaze it on main in spite of their supposed doubts.

I say this because back after the Oscars, when myself and other hudcon accts on twitter were talking abt how weird that dynamic was and how it wouldn’t be a healthy relationship if we thought it was a legit one, and solos targeted all of us with a near constant barrage of hate abt our opinions. My favorite was someone calling me a ‘deranged entity’ 😂. Anyways, not that long after all of that a big solo gc was leaked and in it they were all voicing the same opinions we were on main. And this included some of the solos that were attacking us for saying what we did on main. It was very vindicating for me. Every faction in this fandom has their own unique traits and one of the ones that always stands out to me about hudcels is the holier than thou attitude that belies very deep hypocrisy.