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[lemonlazer]

THIS GUY!

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To commemorate Star Wars day tomorrow... May the Fourth be with you! From http://hudsonhongo.com/

[thecooltrashcat]

Star Wars with Terrible Sound Effects

By Hudson Hongo

"Vrooom, Pkew Pkew"

[kevinaslotemaker]

She’s left a magazine open for me next to my toast and coffee. It says that they were wrong, that the oldest human skeleton wasn’t, that they have found one older and everything is different. Finishing my mug I feel my hands shaking, even though the coffee is no colder than usual, and the toast isn’t either, it’s nearly warm.

When we met Julie couldn’t cook any better than I could. There was a contempt we had for corporal pleasures, not just eating but alcohol and smoking too. Even dancing and swimming; all those lower ecstasies. Our worst enemy was sleep, always threatening to keep us from each other, but most nights we’d win, giddy on ideas.

And after we finished school we felt a vindication, our peers tumbling elseways, lost and worn, while Julie and I were so close to something big, a new aesthetic that was ours. My grant bought a studio space and before I left each morning she’d make me toast and a coffee, timed to both be hot, even though I knew the coffee took longer.

I haven’t had anywhere to go early in awhile. Now it’s Julie who must get up, shower and put on that outfit that used to be funny but hasn’t been lately. And we don’t talk so much now, but exchange notes and papers. I dreamt that today I’d find one signed “Management,” but there’s no evidence of any human hand; the article doesn’t even name a reporter.

It says that humans didn’t rise from four limbs onto two to conserve energy like they’d thought, the hypothesis that said we needed more oxygen for our brains, but that we needed free hands to bring goods to mates. A scientist calls this “monogamy” under a bold line that says “Food for Sex,” and I’m rinsing my cup where Julie must have stood, after making coffee, before toasting bread.

[audibletreats-blog]

The crazy creatives over at Hudson Hongo have gifted the internets with this amazing game where you have to guess whether a quote was spouted from the lips of the literary visionary James Joyce, or the king of horrorcore hip-hop Kool Keith. Trust us, it's not that easy to get a 10/10, but try your luck at it!

Kool Keith's new album, Love & Danger, will be released on June 5th.  Check out his recent video for the song "New York" here.

[kevinaslotemaker]

Please do not hate me for my love of the arts. It may seem confusing, the rock opera/interpretive dance I perform each morning on my lawn, but I believe it’s important for people to express themselves. Often expressing oneself involves the consumption of alcohol.

Please, Dear Neighbors, by Hudson Hongo

[alexszatmary]

This piece is by [Hudson Hongo](http://www.hudsonhongo.com/), who is a genius.

[alexszatmary]

The earliest known example of crappy, shallow tech reporting:

This week Bell Labs plans to roll out the Telephone, the first viable Telegraph alternative, but reports indicate they may not be ready. Many of the rollers are said to be jammed and the Telephone might have to be carried out instead. For agreeing to help lift the contraption, we have been given exclusive access to what experts are already calling "a device which emits sound and is not filled with bees."

This piece is by Hudson Hongo, who is a genius.