Ducktales (Episode; OCs Inserted)
Huey Compass, CB radio, sunscreen.
Webby Hot dog costumes.
Huey I'm sorry, what?
Webby You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Louie, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on.
Huey Louie hates hot dogs so he probably won’t eat us. Are you saying that Louie would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Louie I do hate hot dogs.
Huey I think we'll be good.
Webby So what do you need me to do?
Huey I think that's everything. Louie's got the canteens. Dewey's got the paddles.
Dewey Nautical leap. YAR. Nailed it.
Huey Relax, we've taken this old kayak out dozens of times. We got this.
Webby Maybe I can be in charge of the map?
Dewey Oh Huey always handles the map, thanks to ol' Captain Lost, here.
Louie Hey! That's "Captain Lost, sir" to you.
Huey and Dewey Captain Lost. Captain Lost.
Everyone laughs.
Webby I don't know why we're laughing.
Huey Oh this whole crazy story where we all went kayaking, and Louie...
Webby ...Got lost?
Louie Yeah, sort of had to be there I guess.
Dewey But now you will be. Onward to adventure!
Everyone gets in the boat at once.
Webby Pardon me.
Dewey Why aren't we "to adventuring?"
Webby falls out.
Louie I guess we never had to stick four people on this thing.
Huey Here Webby, you can take my spot.
Webby No, no, it's okay.
Dewey Are you sure?
Webby Yeah, I'll just go when you guys get back.
Huey Unless Captain Lost gets us lost again.
Boys Captain Lost... Captain Lost...
Louie It's just so fun to chant.
A bottle with a note gets washed up on shore.
Webby (reads note) "Lost Sailor caught in a deadly whirl pool. No hope of survival. Help!?" Looks like Webby's going out to sea, after all.
opening theme plays
Webby I'll save you, noble sailor.
Webby sees another note in a bottle.
Webby "Shipwrecked raider crew surrounded by dolphins", aww, "who are tearing us limb from limb?" Oh no. I'll- huh?
Webby starts following a trail of notes in bottles. The trail leads to a teenage girl writing notes.
Webby I'm here to save either a sailor, group of sailors, or a shark from a sea serpent, pirate invasion, and/or scurvy.
girl What? No, no those are from me. I'm just messing around, you know like a game?
Webby Fun. Let me try.
girl (reads Webby's note) "Please recycle this bottle." Okay, I don't think you get this game.
Webby Hi, I'm Webby.
girl Mmm, hey.
Webby Is that a vintage Sumerian talisman?
girl Dunno. Found it at a thrift shop.
Webby You got some pink in your hair. I think someone pranked you.
girl It's supposed to look this way.
Webby Oh, I like your shirt.
girl Not my shirt. Actually got it off the lead singer of the Featherweights after a gig in Paris.
Webby You've been to Paris?
girl You haven't? Oh, you gotta go. It's like here, only fancier.
Webby I've always wanted to go to Paris, crawl around in the catacombs, maybe touch a skull. ha ha
Webby accidentally knock the last bottle into the water.
girl Well, game over.
Webby I got it.
Webby flips from rock to rock, kicks the bottle out of the water, and back flips back onto the dock.
Webby Here.
girl That was, actually, pretty cool. Are you, like, in the circus?
Webby Circus acrobats keep elephant hairs in their pockets for good luck. I don't know why I just told you that, or why I'm still talking, or why I pointed out the fact that I'm still talking. or...
girl Woah, easy, Flippy.
Webby Webby.
Lena Lena. Thanks for the bottle. Hey, do you want to come with me to this blowout on the edge of town? Should be cool.
Webby (gasp) I've never actually seen a proper explosion.
Lena It's another name for party.
Webby Yep, totally knew that. Could we just wait for my friends so I can let them know where I'm going?
Lena But the party could be over by then. C'mon, it'll be an adventure.
Webby and Lena arrive at the entrance to a junkyard by nightfall.
Webby This is a party?
Lena All the best parties are at burnt out junkyards. So, I'm gonna need you to do your whole pom-pom parkour thing up the wall, drop down, and open the door for me? Cool?
Webby Cool! Wait, aren't you invited?
Lena It's not an adventure if you're invited.
Webby bounces up the wall and down the other side to unlock the gate.
Webby Got it.
Lena Nice.
Lena extends fist, Webby excitedly extends her fist for a fist bump.
Lena You want to blow it up, don't you?
Webby nods, Lena explodes her fist, Webby explodes more enthusiastically.
Most of the party goers are in elaborate costumes.
Webby Wow, my first costume party.
Lena Oh this isn't a costume party.
Webby Huh. What are the Beagle Boys doing here?
Lena Everyone here is a Beagle. It's a Beagle Boy party.
Ma Beagle emerges from her trailer.
Ma Beagle MY BOYS!! And the two tied up girls, even when I told those idiots to stop kidnapping those kids. Look around, you can see the future of Duckberg is ours. It warms my heart to see all of you here together as a family. The original classics, the Glam Yankees, the Deja Vus, the Sixth Avenue Meanies, the Sixth Avenue Friendlies, the Long Board Taquitos, the Deja Vus, the Tumblebums, the Ugly Failures, and the Deja Vus. What do you all have in common? You love your Ma!
Everyone sings happy birthday to Ma Beagle.
Webby This is Ma Beagle's birthday party? We got to get out of here..after we help those girls.
Webby runs into Bouncer.
Bouner You're the brat that got Ma busted.
Lena Say what now?
Big Time Nu uh, No way, Ma said we're not supposed to mess with them, remember?
Bouncer: And she also told us to stop kidnapping kids, but we got those two tied up.
Ma Beagle That's the brat that got me busted. Bring her here.
Big Time (sigh) every single time.
Ma Beagle Huh?
Lena hits Ma Beagle with the cake.
Lena (laughs) Run Webby!
Webby Thanks for the hospitality. Sorry we have to go.
Ma Beagle Get 'em!
Webby and Lena run into an alley.
Webby We almost died.
Lena We "almost" died.
Truck appears at the mouth of the alley.
Both We're gonna die!
Truck gets stuck in the middle of the alley.
Big Time Oh, c'mon c'mon.
Big Time backs up the truck. Webby bounces up the fire escape and lowers it for Lena.
Webby Hurry!
Lena Real smooth moves, back there.
Webby Hah, thanks. Wait, was that sarcastic?
Lena Nope.
Webby Hah, thanks. Wait, we have to go back for those two girls, they are in trouble, wait what was that?
Lena What does Ma Beagle have against you anyway, also we don't even know them?
Webby Oh nothing. She tried to kidnap me so I ensnared her in an improvised ball pit man trap. And because they are in trouble.
Lena Alright, fine we go back, but, where to now?
Webby That's my house. If we can make it there, we'll be safe, I have an idea to help them.
Lena Woah. You fight mob bosses and you live in a mansion? You're kind of something else, aren't you, Pink?
Taquios We're the long board Taquitos.
Lena Wow, you guys are so extreme. What are you going to do? Ollie all the way over here?
Taquitos Shrug the nard, brah.
Taquitos engage flight suits as they jump the building.
Webby Maybe we shouldn't keep taunting them.
Taquitos Taquitos go be so amped.
Lena turns on an air vent causing the Taquitos to blow away.
Taquitos Foiled to the max!
Webby Where do we go now?!
Bumps into the two girls.
Girl #1 Mmhp, Oh hi, by the way nice hit with the cake, also follow us this way!
Webby runs with the girls
Lena Wait up, why should we trust them?
Webby They are obviously running away like us come on!
The Ugly Failures are waiting at the entrance.
radio This is Ma Beagle with a very special birthday request. Get those brats for me before they make it to McDuck Manor. That would be the best gift a mother could get.
Botched Job This is our shot, guys. Maybe the Ugly Failures might actually become the Ugly Winners.
Bungle Couldn't we just be the Winners?
Botched Job Now now, let's not get crazy.
Webby They're blocking the exit. Plan A: we survey the area, find another exit...
Lena Plan B: who needs a plan?
Webby No, wait.
Girl #1 Is she crazy.
Webby Sorry I just met her so…
Girl #1 That wasn't a question.
Lena (cockney accent) Oi mates, fancy seeing you lot in this 'ere 'arehouse.
Bottle Um, who are you?
Lena 'oo are we? we're the Beagle Birds. Ma's adopted daughters from across the pond, like.
Botched Job Did Ma ever mention a pond to you?
Bungle I don't think she can swim.
Bottle I don't even think she showers. I smell a rat.
Lena We're from England, gov. just a little cockney inn't it? Eh, meat pies, bangers'n mash...
Webby Britty, darling, oh there you are. Thank you gents, my sister and I will be certain to tell our dearest Mama Beagle of the gracious hospitality we received here in the colonies. This is Britania, and I am, um, Engla..beth.
Girl #1 Yes and we are their frin'ds travl'lin with dem.
Webby Were friends?
Girl #1 Of course we are. -_-
Girl #2 (nods head up and down)
Botched Job They talk fancy. I trust them.
Bottle Well, they are family. I mean, Why would they lie?
Webby Marvelous, well it was wonderful to meet you.
Lena (grabs radio) I'm taking this.
Botched Job Well, uh...
Webby A keepsake of our serendipitous meeting. Stupendous. Ta-ta.
Botched Job Wait, was that them?
Webby and Lena, and the girls take a detour into a playground.
Lena You totally clowned those jokers, and you got a radio so we can track them. Where did you get that tea and crumpets talk?
Webby I live with my British granny in a Scottish mansion. I didn't hear an American accent until I was like, seven.
Lena With my brains, and your weirdly specific super brains, we could run this town. Inn't that right, Englabeth?
Webby Most Indubitably, Britania. Hah, wait, what is your names we forgot to ask? And I can't wait until I get to tell the guys my new nickname.
Girl #1 My names West…well my nickname, don't ever use my real name, and the one beside me is my older twin by a minute, Skye.
Skye (Soft wave)
Lena Nice, to meet you guys, so why does the creepy one not talk?
West She tends to do that, don't mistake her for being mute.
Lena ok…and Webby, are you talking about those three nerds who ditched you on the beach? Yeah, they sound real fun.
Webby Oh, no, no there were only three spots on the boat, so I let them go. we're cool like that. It's a family thing.
Lena Family, huh. Not really my thing.
Webby But family is the best. You go on adventures together, make inside jokes. Like there was this hilarious joke where they went out boating and Louie got them lost, and since then they call him "Captain Lost" uh yeah I don't get it either. Sometimes it seems like they have their own secret language, it's just, i don't know, they have so much history together.
Lena Well now, we have history, all four of us.
A bush rustles behind them. Huey, Dewey, and Louie emerge from it. Lena pounces on Louie.
(Skye immediately hides behind West with her heading poking out)
Webby Lena, no. These are the guys I was talking about.
Lena Oh.
Webby Lena, West, Skye this is Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
Dewey Webby, we've been looking for you everywhere.
Lena Cute, the names and the color coded outfits, was that like your thing, you're all exactly the same?
West I take offence to that, Lena.
boys (simultaneously) Hah, no way, we're all unique snowflakes. Well this usually never happens. This is really weird, okay, stop talking. Antidisestablishmentarism. Seriously? Gahh
Huey Seriously, Webby. where have you been? We've been worried out of our minds.
Webby Well uh Lena, West, Skye and I..
Lena Right, you were so worried that you left her on a beach and didn't show up for four hours?
Huey We got lost.
Dewey Thanks to old Captain Lost.
Louie Why would you put me in charge of the map again? This is not on me.
Dewey Captain Lost, Captain Lost.
Louie Oh, you change the tone of that chant.
Lena Yeah, they seem like a real tight crew.
Webby Guys, easy. We were just having a little adventure.
whistling coming from somewhere.
Huey What was that?
Lena Shh…
(Skye jumps onto West back causing her to fall)
West Please get off. And I bet those are the dumb tumblebums.
radio Ma to the Tumblebums, the rugrats have been spotted in your turf. Make 'em sorry they crashed our party.
West Told yah.
Huey The Tumblebums? they sound adorable. (Tumblebums appear) Never mind.
Huey (bickering with Louie) No way, you check them
Louie You check them, you go right now
Dewey Why are the Beagle Boys even after you?
Lena Because we shoved their mother's face in a cake. Try to keep up, Louie.
Webby Hah, we've been kind of having a girls' night.
Huey We need a plan.
Dewey Okay, we've got a compass, a half-empty canteen, three old banana peels. Wait, three? Did you eat my banana?
Louie Yeah, it's called stress eating, okay? And it's a stressful situation. (the boys start fighting) I need my potassium.
Lena Let's make a break for it.
Webby What?
Lena Let the boy band be bait while we sneak out.
Webby I can't leave them.
West Even I say that’s just wrong.
(Skye nods in agreement)
Lena Oh you mean like they left you alone on that beach? C'mon, don't you trust me guys?
Webby Wait right here.
Lena Whatever.
West Skye stay with Lena, send a signal when somethings wrong.
Webby Stop, think. Okay, How do you get rid of an evil clown?
West Tell them their jokes suck, or use bananas.
Skye Or you could pop their trycical tires.
Webby Ahh..
West (Not even looking at Skye) I told you to stay with Lena
Skye Good thing I don't listen to idiots
West Wait, so what's the plan?
The group makes the Tumblebums slip on banana peels.
All Woohoo!
Webby Lena, did you see that? Lena?
Webby notices Lena left. They return to the boat. Huey spies Webby moping by the waterline.
Huey You okay?
Webby Yeah, I'm fine, it's dumb. I just I thought Lena and I could maybe have what you three have.
Huey I promise we'll never leave you off the boat again. We'll leave Louie, he's bad at most things.
Another bottle floats up before them.
Webby (reads note) "Webby, I've been kidnapped by the Beagle Boys." Wait, is this another prank? (reads another note) "This is not a prank, Lena." (gasp) She didn't ditch me, she was captured. Oh wait, she was captured.
West and Skye (Simotamiously) Looks like our fun isn't over yet.
Dewey She can talk?!
Skye That ones funny.
West (Facepalm)
cb radio I'm on my way, boys, I may not have got to eat my birthday cake, but at least I'll get a little slice of revenge.
Webby We have to help her.
Louie We should go get Uncle Scrooge, and Beakley, and a couple of tanks.
West What.
Skye Wait, you own tanks, why couldn't we use those before.
Webby There's no time. Look, me and Lena fought a truck, and beat the Taquitos and, me, Lena, Skye and West, were British together.
Dewey I don't know what any of that means.
Webby Now you know how I feel half the time. You wouldn't leave each other behind and I am not leaving her. Now c'mon, and this time I'm getting a spot on the stupid boat.
Bottles (glass bottles are stuck on all of his fingers) Guys, I kind of got a situation here. A little help?
Benevolent (to Lena) Rough day, huh? Well here, (offers water) courtesy of the Sixth Avenue Friendlies.
Bad Attitude (throws water away) Courtesy of the Sixth Avenue Meanies.
Webby Psst, over here.
Lena Webby, you came.
Webby I wouldn't ditch you. We're the Beagle Birds.
Webby accidentally turns on the amphitheater lights and gets captured.
West Am I the only that saw that coming? (Facepalms)
Louie Nah, this happens to us a lot.
Skye You guys get chased around Duckberg by Beagles a lot.
Dewey Yes, this is normal
Skye See I told you this one was funny.
Louie Yeah, he wasn't joking.
West And neither are we, when I say were about to toast the Ma Bagel.
Skye Ooooh (Throws a bagel at Dewey's face)
Huey How do you get that bagel?
Skye Secrets dark secrets.
West Stop throwing our dinner. And are we going to help them or…?
Big Time You two ladies have given us a lot of trouble, tonight. but it will be worth it when Ma sees her birthday gift.
Bouncer (holds up H, D, L, W, and S) And we got her early Mother's Day shopping out of the way, too.
Big Time (in cb radio) Big Time to Ma, Big Time to Ma, what's your 10-20?
Lena Seriously, your rescue plan was to throw yourself blindly into the middle of the entire Beagle family?
Webby How is that any different than what you did at the junkyard?
Lena I wasn't tied up at the junkyard.
Huey (He is seen with tears in his eyes, He sniffs) Now they have what we have.
Lena Now I remember why I avoid family. All they do is...
Webby Fight?
Big Time Okay, Ma should be here any second. When Botched Job gives the signal, we all leap out and yell "surprise". Any questions?
Lena Yeah, I got one. Which one of you gets to hand us over?
Bouncer Say what now?
Lena I mean, you could all hand us over and share the credit, or...
Big Time Well obviously we should do it. I mean we're like the main guys, right?
Botched Job Give someone else a chance.
Bottle Yeah.
Taquitos We're like anti-authority, brah. We don't believe in failing.
Meanie Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they was adopted. (points to Tumblebums)
Benevolent That was uncalled for, Mister. Even if I have heard the same rumor.
Tumblebums (whistling)
Bottle (Gets last bottle off of fingers) Hahah. finally.
The last bottle flies and hits Big Time.
Beagle Boys Hey who threw that? Fight, fight, fight..
While the Beagle Boys are fighting, Webby climbs up the pillar, bites her ropes off, frees Lena, Skye and West, and covers Bouncer's eyes.
Bouncer Let go. (Lena trips him) Woah!
Ma finally arrives.
Ma Hey, where are the brats? For the love of, that's it. None of you get birthdays this year.
Beagle boys Awwww
Webby That was awesome, how you made the Beagle Boys fight each other so we could escape, and then..
Lena Woah, you shimmied up that pillar like a pro.
Huey You turned the entire Beagle family against each other with a question.
Louie You are my new favorite.
Lena No big. (cockney accent) That's wot family's about, eh, Englabeth?
Webby Oh, I knew you'd come through in a spot, Britania.
Lena A little penny come quick to get you ute to be.
Webby Crumpet nonsense. (laughing) You kind of had to be there.
Lena bids farewell and returns to the amphitheater.
Lena Summon spirit from the dark,
Show thyself before this arc.
Free thy dread soul from its prison,
Once more shall be re-risen.
Lena's shadow changes and sprouts a face.
Lena Aunt Magica? I'm in.
The shadow grins evilly.