#huff.

[heirtothedoodlethrone]

hey rich boy heres some fan mail for ya

your stinky

- @tjawesome77

Who are YOU to say that I smell? I bet you haven't been anywhere CLOSE to me before.

[rainydrops]

wow all weed really is slutweed

[softkitterbits]

Been stuck with none of my things besides my phone left primarily to my own devices but all I can think about is using someone like a couch to lay and lounge across... someone to feel between my teeth and underneath me

I want someone I can send into a panic over how much I make them feel, only to reel them back and pull them in close. It's really fun to yoyo someone into those highs and lows...

[absentmoon]

i love going through my photo gallery and finding things that make me want to collapse

[soundtestmenu]

extremely open-ended Zelda ask: please talk shit about BoTW

OH I WOULD LOOOOVE TO

breath of the wild is the most boring sterilized zelda plot in the whole fucking series i'm so sick of it being so many people's only perception of zelda when it's missing like 95% of the charm of the series in favor of "ganon doesn't have a character anymore" and "blatant horribly distasteful transphobia" and "zelda is british and also like 16 but everybody's still fucking weird about her because she bends over in a cutscene" and "the gerudo are still so messily executed it's almost like they learned nothing from ocarina of time because they're nintendo" and "no dungeons or cool items at all" yknow something i heard somewhere is that they didn't put the hookshot in breath of the wild because it broke the game IF YOU CAN'T PUT A HOOKSHOT IN A ZELDA GAME IT'S A BAD ZELDA GAME GO TO HELL AONUMA I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

growing up in florida has its perks (we dont have snow and . the beach is close. i’ll let you know if i think of any others) but it cost me the experience of having a small creek near my house and i feel like if i had had a small creek. i would be 45% more okay. my love for cold clear running water grows exponentially every time i encounter it which is not fucking often bc i live in florida. most of the water here is murky and stagnant

[titan-mom]

I don’t super like my dad’s computer people. They fixed my laptop, wiped it and other stuff. But then forgot to install office, told my dad they had to remote in, waited until Monday when I was available Friday, which I understand people are busy, but then remoted in just to tell me over the phone the Microsoft License was under my Microsoft account and basically opened the installer that was already on the laptop for me and then had me log in for them, pressed the install button, and said “anything else? No?” and left. And they’re gonna charge my dad for that. Literally could have just told me “click that thing and log in with your MS account” and it would’ve saved all of us a minor inconvenience.

:/

[thegoldendemon-blog]

The new vastayan lore is pulling me back into developing the tribe and species for GD’s vastayn verse.

As if I needed to make an evil snake man an evil crane man.