Sep 17, 2021
If all the houses lived in one house...
Hufflepuff: Oh hello! Welcome to our house!
Ravenclaw: I'm just going to say goodbye in advance, you'll be out of the house in five minutes.
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Slytherin: I swear if Gryffindor keeps finishing the coffee powder in this house I am going to lose it!!!
Gryffindor: Says the guy who spends three hours in the bathroom crying his eyes out!!!
Slytherin: I have allergies cause someone never flushes the damn toilet!!!!
Gryffindor: Take that back!
Slytherin: Make me-
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Hufflepuff: And that's why I can never have normal friends.