#hug-7024

[chaz-targrin-gw2]

*sends hugs and medicine*

[Chaz]: I appreciate the medicine, though I cannot personally accept the hug as I am in quarantine right now.

[Maakinen]: Not to worry though, I set up a remote hugging golem in the quarantine chamber. 

[Chaz]: You wh-

[HUG-7024]: Hug request detected from Anonymous. Please remain still while your hug is admiinistered, Quarantine Guest Targrin.

[Chaz]: Hey now hold on a- oof!

[HUG-7024]: Pat-pat. There-there. Your hug has been administered. Returning to charging dock and awaiting further hug requests.

[Maakinen]: You alright?

[Chaz]: A little winded, but I’ll live.

[Maakinen]: I suppose setting this thing to administer charr-strength hugs was maybe a slight oversight given your current state. Some stuff still needs to be patched up.

[chaz-targrin-gw2]

*sends a hug request*

[HUG-7024]: Cannot comply, this unit is in safe mode, awaiting further calibrations from Maakinen.

[Maakinen]: Sorry, I can’t just patch these things overnight.

[Chaz]: Yeah, I remember the last time you tried that.

[Maakinen]: Shush.

[chaz-targrin-gw2]

*sends request for a shower of 1 million wintersday gifts on the quarantine guest*

[HUG-7024]: I am afraid we do not have the resources for that many Wintersday gifts, however the gesture is appreciated. If you would like to send a gift to Chaz, please deliver it to Doctor Maakinen and she will take care of the rest. Quarantine Guest Targrin, do you have any requests for what you would like Wintersday well-wishers to give you?

[Chaz]: Booze. Lots of booze. Buttered Spirits are my favourite at this time of year but really anything’s fine.

(On an OOC note I actually am looking for booze as I’m trying to get the Spirited Drinker title this year, I’m at 5,750/10,000 drinks but I’m running low on gold and I can only manage so many Wintersday JP runs in a day, so if you’d like to send a gesture of goodwill this year, please consider sending Chaz your holiday libations. Lancer, too, he’s’ the one I really want to get the title for so it’d make sense for him to get a few drinks too!)