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[felicityschattycathy]

HAPPY FANFIC WRITERS APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will always love your writingg <333333333

You are too much! THANK YOU THANK YOU! 

[felicityschattycathy]

OMFG EMILY I LOVE U HAPPY BIRTHDAY I MISS U <3333333333333333

AYYYYY MAMI I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCHHH! 

[felicityschattycathy]

So I was in class the other day and these girls were talking about good looking celebrities and stephen amell came up and i was like secretly swooooning but then this one girl said HE WAS UGLY!!!!!!

First of all, is this girl blind? Has she never seen a picture of him? Is she not attracted to men? Does she only see things in opposites? Were you talking about it on April Fool’s Day? 

Second, ((and I will be providing visuals)) Stephen Amell belongs to that rare species of hunky male who are beyond gorgeous. Please understand what I’m saying by looking here:

and here:

and here:

BUT he also has the ability to look like a giant cuddly puppy. Scan your eyes over this adorable picture please: 

[BONUS]: He is most certainly a DILF. Like 100%. Such a DILF. Please examine the following:

(We’ll let the shoes slide on that last one) 

See? I have done extensive research, thoroughly searched through my ‘stephen amell photos’ folder, and endured the grueling task of looking at his stupid breathtaking face. Also please note that this is him with clothes on (albeit the last one) and he is still a decadent piece of man cake.

There is no way for anyone to ever question Stephen Amell’s beauty.

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

[felicityschattycathy]

"I'll find her and I'll bring her home, I promise."

This started off with an actual purpose and plot but then it became this...thing. This is purely Olicity and (slight) Merlance crack. 

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Felicity sat in the foundry with her head in her hands. It had been too long since she sat in that chair and throughout the years she found herself missing the excitement and safety of the lair. But now, she really wished she wasn't there; at least not under these circumstances.

She raised her tear-streaked face. “Oliver, please get our baby back.” 

He bent down to kiss her forehead. “Hey, I’ll find her and I’ll bring her home, I promise.” 

Suddenly the foundry door opened and Laurel and Tommy ran down the metal stairs.

“What happened?” Tommy demanded.

Felicity looked up. “We can’t reach Charlotte. She went to the mall with a couple of her friends last night and then she was supposed to sleep over but she never came home this morning and I called her friend’s mom and she said she never went with them and oh my god, what if she was taken? She’s only sixteen and-” Oliver put a hand on her shoulder. 

“Hey, I won’t let anything bad happen to her. Why don’t you focus on tracing her cellphone, okay?” 

She nodded and wiped her tears before typing rapidly on the computers.

Laurel had her cellphone to her ear as she stepped up to them. “I can’t reach Ryan, either.” 

Tommy swore while Oliver ran his hands over his face. 

“Got her! She’s at the corner of Helm and Baker Street. Looks like it’s an...ice cream shop?” 

Oliver strode towards the glass case that contained his now dusty suit.  

"Wait!” he paused and she stood up, walking over to Tommy and Laurel. “I traced Ryan’s cellphone to the same location.” 

They looked at each other, silently communicating, until they were all running up the stairs. Felicity jumped on the back of Oliver’s bike (even at age 43 he refused to let it go) while Laurel and Tommy trailed behind them in their car. 

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Charlotte held Ryan’s hand while she licked the ice cream from the cone in the other. They were sitting on a bench outside a hole-in-the-wall ice cream shop, enjoying the summer day. Suddenly, a familiar looking car and motorcycle pulled up right in front of them. Charlotte ripped her hand out of his as her mother came running towards her.

Felicity grabbed her daughter in a hug, pressing kisses all over her head and face. Oliver knelt down next to his wife and engulfed them both in his arms, whispering words of reassurance.

Laurel checked her son over and hugged him. Tommy hit him lightly upside the head. 

“Ryan Oliver Merlyn, what the Hell were you thinking?” 

Oliver and Felicity pulled back from their daughter. 

“That goes for you as well Charlotte.” Oliver said sternly. 

Laurel laughed. “You act as if you two never snuck off with a girl at sixteen.” 

Oliver’s jaw tensed. “That’s not what’s happening here. They’ve been best friends since they were babies.” 

Charlotte’s eyes widened and she looked down nervously. “Actually, Dad, we aren’t just friends anymore.” 

Felicity smiled broadly and laughed. “Oh, baby, you finally took my advice, huh?”

Oliver glared at Felicity. “You encouraged this?” 

She kissed his cheek. “Oliver, honey, calm down. It’s not a big deal.”

Tommy interjected. “Not a big deal!? Our children are dating!” He waved his hands in distress. “I think I’m having a heart attack.”

“Dad, stop being dramatic.” Ryan grabbed Charlotte’s hand. “I love her.”

A loud thud sounded as Tommy collapsed onto the patch of grass near the sidewalk while Oliver stood up abruptly and roared, kicking over a nearby trashcan. 

Felicity and Laurel looked at each other with wide eyes before collapsing into a fit of giggles while their children rolled their eyes.

[felicityschattycathy]

Followed your friends blog! NOW FOR MY FICLET. "Am I supposed to be scared now?"

Let’s face it: We all knew this was going to be smutty. 

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Felicity straddled Oliver’s naked thighs and ran her hands over his stomach and up his chest, her fingers brushing over his nipples. “You should be, Mr. Queen. I do have you tied. Who knows what I have in store for you.” 

She bent down and licked a trail over his abs, letting her tongue dip into the deep lines. He threw his head back and released a mixture of a moan and a laugh. “You do know I can get out of these cuffs in a second, don’t you Mrs. Queen?” 

She smiled devilishly and ground her hips down onto his hardness, creating a delicious friction for both of them. “Ah, but you won’t. “ 

She was off him in an instant, leaving his naked body tied to the bed as she left the room. “What makes you think I won’t?” He yelled towards the doorway she just disappeared through. 

She sauntered back in, green lace bra and panties still on, hiding something behind her back. He raised his eyebrows at her as she revealed a silk tie in one hand and a tub of mint chocolate chip in the other. 

She tied the silky fabric around his head, covering his eyes completely. She straddled him again and trailed a line of ice cream from his chest down over his abs. He hissed at the cold over his heated skin. 

“Because you love me and last night in your vows you said you would do anything for me.” She placed open-mouthed kisses over his heart. “And this is what I want.” She went to work on his ice-cream covered abdomen, sucking and licking every spot. He groaned her name, his fingers itching to wrap themselves around her ponytail. 

If this was what marriage to Felicity was like, Oliver would gladly suffer. 

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Follow oliverandfelicity-sittinginatree and I will write you a ficlet :) 

[felicityschattycathy]

Imma do rando ones umm how about 2, 37, 53, 84,aaanndd 99???? Luv yaa <33

2. Favorite dog breed?: Well my puppy is a miniature poodle so I guess that? But i literally love all dogs sooo yeah. 

37. Favorite candy?: TOO MANY FAVORITES CANT PICK IM SORRY

53. How do you like your steak cooked?: Medium-Well 

84. People call me: Emily, Em, Emmy. I accept all nicknames! 

99: Last time you went to the movie theater: About two weeks ago I think. I saw Focus :)

THANK YOU BABE LOVE YOU TO PIECES

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I LOVE YOU EMILY WHY ARE YOUR FICS SO PERFECT. BUT I KINDA ALSO HATE YOU BECAUSE THEY LEAVE ME WANTING SOOOO MUCH MORE!

OMG I love you too Em! (And not just because we share the same name!) Thank you for the message though seriously! And I know i'm sorry I just don't think i have the time to write a full length fic right now so drabbles it is! (I mean you remember my multi-chap skyeward fic that had me stressing and that was only 12 chapters).

Btw if anyone was wondering I met Em like a couple of years(?) ago on ff.net and we continued to talk to each other even after I stopped writing which is awesome. LOVE YA BABE  

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I was tagged by the always amazing bitchwithhwif. (Also, a lot of our answers were very similar. I didnt mean to copy you..)

I’m tagging:100grounders, cloverjean, huggingahandgrenade, kingmontygreen, underbellamy

(If any of yall have done it already, ignore me)

The rules:

Choose 5 otp’s without looking at the questions in the read more first, then tag five people.

Captain Swan

Bellarke

Olicity

Skyeward

Snowbarry

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

(5. Snowbarry) It was like after the first episode. I was people talking about it on here and was like 'wait yeah, I like them together. I ship it.'

Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

(2. Bellarke) Ha. Yes.

Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

(4. Skyeward) I dont think so. I know Ward was my icon for a while but I dont think I've had one with both of them...

If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

(3. Olicity) Well they've already broken up repeatedly despite only going on one official date so...I'm pretty sure I'd just roll my eyes and be say 'really? this again?'

Why is 1 so important?

(1. Captain Swan) BECAUSE THEY GIVE EACH OTHER HOPE. They've helped each other grow so mcch and I JUST CANT OK?!?!

Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

(4. Skyeward) It's pretty serious. Especially considering the last time they were alone together, she shot him (non-fatally, on purpose) 

Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

I think I'm gonna have to go with Bellarke on this. If you dont beleive me, please look at Bellamy/Bob's face when he's looking at Clarke. #blindfoldbob was created for a reason, folks

Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

Bellarke or Olicity (because no matter what they'll go to the ends of the earth for each other)

How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

(2. Bellarke) Ha! I've actually bought both seasons on iTunes, so I watch it repeatedly.

Which ship lasted the longest?

Well, only Captain Swan is 'officially' together (that's in quotes because both Olicity and Skyeward have admitted feelings for each other and attempted a relationship which obviously hasnt, ya know, turned out too well...)

How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

(5. Snowberry) Well they're not together so it doesnt quite apply... but they've fought a couple of times due to caring for each other (which is what OTPs are made of)

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

(1. Captain Swan vs 3. Olicity) Wow..that's tough. Because Hook and Emma are both used to roughing it but so is Oliver (hello 5 years in hell) and Felicity could create some type of super- fortress that would be impenetrable unless you're a super hacker... so I dunno...  

Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

(4. Skyeward) They definitely hid their feelings for a while. And S.O/Rookie relationships are (were?) probably frowned upon in SHIELD so if the whole Hydra thing hadnt happened, that might've been an issue. That and Papa Coulson being protective of Skye..

Is 5 still together?

(5. Snowbarry) They still work together. But neither are in a place for anything more to happen

Is 1 canon?

(1. Captain Swan) YES

If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

You're kidding right? Literally all of them could win. Probably both individually and as a pair. 

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

(5. Snowbarry) Well right now, they're just friends, (which I'm totally OK with) so no, unless you count the number of times of one of them has been in danger.

Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

All of them. Seriously. Dont start talking to me about an OTP unless you're ready for a nice, long chat with lots of feels. 

Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

(3. Olicity) Yeah, I think so. But in general, I try to stay out of my OTPs tumblr pages. They can be a dangerous place. 

If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

Bellarke or maybe Snowbarry - I love their friendship and how much they care about the other so while I'd love for both to become romantic, I dont need it to happen.