sighs haggardly. i miss betty. time to load up marvel rivals and beat the shit out of bruce banner with my bare hands
-hulk (marvel)
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sighs haggardly. i miss betty. time to load up marvel rivals and beat the shit out of bruce banner with my bare hands
-hulk (marvel)
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kinning is so goofy im out here feeling emotional about a FORTNITE SET PIECE. doom turned my friend Ben into a chair :(
-hulk
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It kills me. It KILLS me how many memories I have of Betty from before we knew we were a system. That whole time, I was in love with her - and she thought she was in love with the other guy? An' she was. He was in love with her too. I don't resent that in the end she was his wife, but holy shit how many nights did she spend with me thinkin it was him? How much of Bruce's "confident side" that she liked just me? Did she ever find out? This woman is gonna be the death of me (hulkkin ie marvel)
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i kin One of the hulk alters, the problem about this is that hulk lore (especially from the specific comic run i kin from) is OBTUSE and ridiculous. so i say i kin Just joe fixit and my friends are like "? just the one ?" and i have to pause and go. so theres something called a Green Door.
its strange because bruce banner canonically has DID, but in hulk lore its very explicit that All of us have souls, independent of him, but we also operated in the way a DID system would. so im like, Still a PART of bruce banner, but I don't kin bruce banner. its trippy dude.
i am once again in agony about my Cis Male Coded super high kin because i'm never ever ever ever ever going to find a sourcemate. i will maybe find One Or Two MCU bruce banners, god fucking willing, AND AT THIS POINT I WILL TAKE ANYTHING. but i have so many guys i shared a head with are just. gone forever and I'll never find anyone who even reminds me of them. it sucks cause its my ONLY plural kin too so like. not only am i missing friends, i'm missing people i consider a part of me, who were quite literally cut out of the same cloth, who i once shared a life with. i miss them. as much as we all struggled to get along i loved them. and i miss my FUCKING WIFE. I MISS MY WIFEEEEEEE I MISS MY WIFE!!!!! betty come home i;m sad. even if she only remembers or knew bruce god i'd just be happy to see her again. just to hear someone somewhere is her... whatever i don't have a good end to this. i miss my headmates and my friends.
-the Hulk (marvel)
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brian banner is so fucking unserious, cause we were not even that smart. our dad saw us stacking blocks as a toddler like look dada i made a building :) and he was like i have to fucking kill my son.
-hulk (marvel)
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you know he wasn't even my friend really but big ups Rick Jones, i was a real cunt to you but every panel i see of you you kick so much ass you were so cool. thanks for looking out for bruce but also and perhaps moreso thanks for being hard asf, glad to see anti-authority sentiments are present in our whole group. sorry i dated your wife before you did but no im not.
-the fucking One And Only Hulk (marvel comics)
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it is genuinely jarring to me how little the most popular version of my canon is fucking anything like the life of i lived. it makes me a little crazy. the mcu is so . fucking disrespectful to us in ways i cant even parse. I *get* me not showing up, I'm Niche. i was basically around for like 150~ issues in the 80s and then i disappeared until al ewing brought me back in like 2019, Fine. I accept It. but its like not even just me. i keep thinking about how much "professor hulk" is Not the professor. I get this universe wanted to do its own spin on it, and professor hulks everything is so fucking complicated in the comics and has like 3 retcons, but the least you do is make him act anything like the actual guy, not just bruce banner scaled up 3x w/ a green filter. bruce gets fucked over so goddamn hard too, I don't see even an ECHO of that guy in the MCU hulk. it annoys me. i have nothing against anyone who kins from that source because i fucking knowwwwww no one other than me cares about the hulk comics, and i do appreciate anyone who was part of our system, even if its a weird fuckass fun house mirror version of it. it just makes me CRAZY. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE and why do they wear the faces of two people i shared a fucking brain with, despite being nothing like them. and thats without getting into how quickly the MCU just threw us away the second they could get away with it because they hated giving a shit about us. oh god i just remembered how they did planet hulk. holy shit. mad on his behalf too. i saw him flash up in the fucking marvel logo when i watched DPxWV and its like. you don't get to use him. you don't fucking care about him, you don't fucking care about any of us. god.
-a very annoyed Hulk, one of many but if i say which one it will niche my tag down so hard it will be extremely obvious i'm the only person posting on it, so hulkkin is fine lmao.
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