What if a random woman just found God wandering through the woods one day, and she ate Her without a second thought because She looked tasty, only… despite being omnipotent and omnipresent, God was unable to escape Her creation’s belly?
Imagine all the angels scouring the earth, looking for their missing Lady, and even though She can communicate with them, God chooses not to because it’s too embarrassing for Her to admit She got gobbled up like a sandwich by a blasphemous mortal who basically forgot about it instantly and it’s even worse because She. Can’t get out, for some reason.
Meanwhile, Her mortal creation just goes about her life with God trapped in her stomach, having totally forgotten about what she did, even though she’s never hungry again. God tries talking to her a few times through dreams, visions, and literally talking to her out loud from inside her belly, but the woman just assumes it’s hallucinations and goes to therapy and her prescriptions actually WORK, and God can’t talk to her after that.
It takes the woman’s whole mortal life passing before God can make her exit, only upon the passing of the woman’s soul from her body, which allows God, for some reason, to escape her empty shell. It wasn’t that long for an immortal being, considering how short human lives are, but She doesn’t look forward to explaining everything to her Heavenly Host. She returns to Heaven to get back to business as usual.
And the woman is standing there, waiting to be judged. They lock eyes. The woman licks her lips.