Jun 21, 2024
Cw//NSFW of Human RAM
"Oh would you look at that?" -RAM
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Cw//NSFW of Human RAM
"Oh would you look at that?" -RAM
Stupid/Sweet moments that happened in the Isekai Au
Cw//Somewhat suggetive stuff and fluff
Im in a writing mood!!
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Wren: "Look Imma pop a wheel"
*When leans back on their wheelchair and process to fall over and lay on the floor for a good soild minute*
Ram: "This...This is marriage material for me.."
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*Wren helping Cam cook*
Wren: "Do you need anything?"
Cam: "A kiss would be nice"
*Wren hands Cam a chocolate kiss*
Cam: "..."
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*Wren and Ram having spicy time*
Ram: "Im going to fuck you until you can't walk tomorrow~"
Wren: "..."
*looking at it's wheelchair and begins to chuckle*
Ram realising it's mistake: "Wait-"
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*Wren almost getting hit by a truck*
Wren: "If I had a nickle for ever time I almost got Isekai'd, I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's strange it happened twice"
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Am: "If you could do anything, what would that be?"
Wren: "Going up the stairs by myself with my wheelchair again"
Am: "AGAIN??
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*Wren looking down at the stairs then back to their wheelchair and at the building they're at*
Wren: "How much can I sue them for this..."
Ram overhearing this: "Enough for the medical bills and 10 months of rent"
*Wren inching closer to the edge*
Ram: "THAT WAS SATIRE-"
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*Wren trying to walk after there first physical therapy session and soon falling unconscious onto the floor because of their POTS*
*Ram coming home to Wren passed out on the floor*
Ram: "You dead or fainted"
Wren looking up at him defeated: "fainted..."
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*Cam coming home to see Wren sleeping on his bed and crawling with them after a long day*
Wren: "you're hoome~"
Cam: "not for long...double shift in an hour"
*Wren wrapping their arms around his neck*
Wren: "noooo stayyy~~"
Cam: "Sweet thing, if I could bring you I would..."
Wren: "do it~...bring me to woorkk~"
Cam: "sweet thing...i have to get ready"
Wren: "u leave mee i'll divorce youu~"
Cam: "When did we get married?"
Wren: "right now...for the sake of my point"
Cam kissing Wren on their neck before chuckling: "fine...you win...for now"
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im slepeys
More incorrect Isekai AU quotes!!
I love making theses!!
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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Ram looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Cam: Ram, are you a criminal?
Ram: Not here, I’m not!
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Cam: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Wren: A character!
Am: A setting!
Ram, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Ram: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Wren: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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Am: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Ram: ...
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Am: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Am: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Cam: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Am, after sneaking into Wren’s bedroom: Hey, wake up!
Wren, half awake: Huh!?
Am: I just murdered your entire family!
Wren: ...But I live alone.
Am: Huh? Then who are these people in your house???
Wren: There’s people in my house?
Am: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome!
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Wren having a meltdown: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Am: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Wren: Whatever caves first!
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All of the Am's: Who hurt you?
Wren: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
All of the Am's: ...Yes, actually.
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Ram: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Cam: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Wren: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Wren, holding an unconscious Ram: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.
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Ram, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Am, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Wren, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Cam, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Wren: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?
Ram: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.
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Ram, about Wren: Can I tell them they look nice?
Am: Sure.
Ram: Can I tell them I respect them?
Am: Maybe, if they ask.
Ram: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Am: …
Am: I’d save that for later.
-----------------------------------------------------Wren: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Wren: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.
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*At a bank teller window*
Am, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Ram: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Am: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Ram: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
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Wren: Here you go, Am, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Am: It's cold.
Wren: A nice cup of coffee.
Am: It's horrible!
Wren: Cup of coffee.
Am: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Wren: C U P.
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Wren: You're smiling. What happened?
Am: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Ram: Cam tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Am: Good news!
Ram: You found where I hid your phone?
Am: ...
Ram: You found your phone?
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Wren: Fight me!
The Am's, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Wren: I want to grow up and be like Ram!
Ram: That is called Acquiring Depression.
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Ram: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Am: No, well, actually, it is.
Ram: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
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Ram: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Wren: Not by the law!
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Am: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Cam: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Am: I was too lazy to watch the movie. <br>
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Cam: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?
Ram: With the fan on.
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Wren: Are you mad?
Cam: No.
Wren: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Cam: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Wren: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Am: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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*In a horror movie situation*
Ram: I've got no service in my phone here.
Wren: Shoot, my battery just died.
Am: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Cam: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Ram: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Cam talking about Wren: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?
Ram: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.
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Wren: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Ram: Wow. They sound stupid.
Wren: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Ram: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Wren: I guess you’re right. Hey Ram, I love you.
Ram: See! Just say that!
Wren: Holy fucking shit.
Ram: If that flies over their head then, sorry Wren, but they're too dumb for you.
Wren: Ram.
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Wren: Do you cook?
Am: I made a cake once.
Cam: Yeah, it was good.
Am: Really?
Cam: Don’t make me lie twice, Am.
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Am: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
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*at a zoo*
Wren: What are they in for?
Ram: Wren, this isn't prison.
Wren: So they can leave?
Ram: No, but-
Wren, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Wren: How’s practice going?
Am: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Wren: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Am: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Wren: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Wren, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Ram: Guys, I have a question.
Am: kys <3
Ram: I hate you too.
Wren: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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More will be on the way!!! <3
@pastelclovds ' isekai AU that I wanted to add my oc in if they were in it bc WHY NOT??
Wren's Isekai Life!
[yes the AM brothers will be involed but idc if you don't like it I wanna WRITE!!]
When Wren first woke up it was a bit frighting to wake up in an alley way with 2 other people
One moment they fell asleep with RAM and the next there in an alley way looking almost exactly like how they where when they were human
They call out to the two strangers
"Hey! Can you help me? I'm a bit lost aha!"
They try to play it cool but when they attempt to move their legs thats where panic set in
Wren beings to franically move their upper body as much as they can to see if they were fully paralyzed again
Luckily it's only their legs
Thats fine
"Hey please help me I-I don't seem like I can move much on my own"
They looked over finally and the strangers look very familiar
"RAM?? CAM??...What...Oh wow you both are handsome but I-I need some help!"
They wave over to CAM and call out to RAM
Luckily RAM just woke up and shook his brother away, signing to look around a bit
CAM nods and gets up to explore a bit
RAM crawls over to Wren asking
"Little bird...What happened, you seem stuck"
"Y-yeahhh...turns out whatever god is controlling this place has a sick sense of humor aha!"
"Well how much can you move"
"Upper body, nothing below mid thigh though so i need something to use to walk or get a wheelchair"
RAM nods, picking up Wren like their nothing
Either lucky or not RAM and CAM are still REALLY FUCKING TALL
RAM being 7'0 and CAM being 6'5
"Damn can you be any taller??"
RAM starts walking to CAM as Wren interprets for the two
When RAM moved Wren a bit to get in a more comfortable position something fell from their pocket
When CAM picked it up they all realised it was an apartment key
"Well I guess it's good we're not homeless.."
Now what happens at their appartment?
I know but I post that later, anyways I just wanted to add my OC becasue why not?
[also pastle clouds if you see this i love you!! <33]