More incorrect Isekai AU quotes!!
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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Ram looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Cam: Ram, are you a criminal?
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Cam: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Ram, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Ram: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Wren: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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Am: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
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Am: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Am: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Cam: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Am, after sneaking into Wren’s bedroom: Hey, wake up!
Am: I just murdered your entire family!
Wren: ...But I live alone.
Am: Huh? Then who are these people in your house???
Wren: There’s people in my house?
Am: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome!
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Wren having a meltdown: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Am: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Wren: Whatever caves first!
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All of the Am's: Who hurt you?
Wren: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
All of the Am's: ...Yes, actually.
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Ram: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Cam: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Wren: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Wren, holding an unconscious Ram: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.
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Ram, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Am, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Wren, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Cam, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Wren: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?
Ram: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.
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Ram, about Wren: Can I tell them they look nice?
Ram: Can I tell them I respect them?
Ram: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Am: I’d save that for later.
-----------------------------------------------------Wren: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Wren: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.
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*At a bank teller window*
Am, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Ram: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Am: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Ram: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
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Wren: Here you go, Am, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Wren: A nice cup of coffee.
Am: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
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Wren: You're smiling. What happened?
Am: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Ram: Cam tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Ram: You found where I hid your phone?
Ram: You found your phone?
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The Am's, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Wren: I want to grow up and be like Ram!
Ram: That is called Acquiring Depression.
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Ram: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Am: No, well, actually, it is.
Ram: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
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Ram: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
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Am: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Cam: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Am: I was too lazy to watch the movie. <br>
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Cam: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?
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Wren: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Cam: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Wren: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Am: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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*In a horror movie situation*
Ram: I've got no service in my phone here.
Wren: Shoot, my battery just died.
Am: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Cam: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Ram: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Cam talking about Wren: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?
Ram: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.
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Wren: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Ram: Wow. They sound stupid.
Wren: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Ram: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Wren: I guess you’re right. Hey Ram, I love you.
Ram: If that flies over their head then, sorry Wren, but they're too dumb for you.
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Cam: Don’t make me lie twice, Am.
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Am: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
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Wren: What are they in for?
Ram: Wren, this isn't prison.
Wren, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Wren: How’s practice going?
Am: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Wren: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Am: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Wren: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Wren, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Ram: Guys, I have a question.
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