Nov 18, 2021
What are quick, easy ways to earn currency as a human?
It is far harder to steal without extra pockets, and without a way to open locked doors, and I want to play some games and raid the craft supply chain.
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What are quick, easy ways to earn currency as a human?
It is far harder to steal without extra pockets, and without a way to open locked doors, and I want to play some games and raid the craft supply chain.
As part of my remaining time as a human, I tried out a hot tub!
And I gotta say, I don’t like getting kicked out after only 4 hours! And something about being “unsanitary.” Come on, I was using soap. That’s the LEAST unsanitary I could get! Aren’t pools of water meant for bathing anyway?
*picks up Smokescreen* Smaller than usual I see. Time to go in the cockpit for a little ride.
Excuse you? Pardon you? Do I look like I want to ride you, Starscream?
/He is trying to bite Starscream./
Ya ain't supposed to eat the cannabis, Smokey baby, ya supposed to smoke it. Y'know, roll it up like a cy-gar and light it up? Uh, don't ask why I know this @thisbitchfuckingbites // did smoke really eat a weed
Oh. Ohhhh. Hm. You seem to know quite a bit about it, don't you, Prowl? Care to explain?
...
Perhaps you can check my rolling technique?
YOU KNOW
I think today’s probably going to be the last day of this human thing! I kinda got knocked out by everything I ate yesterday, so everyone who’s been a human for most of their life: What’s the MOST important human experience that I need to get in?
M! Anon! You are now human.
Anon is dumb. It’s for 10 asks
YES
YES
NORBERT DARBY IS HERE
AND IS GOING TO EAT EVERYTHING
AND I can go to a stopgame! And play human-sized video games! And read paper books!
The most important human experience is when you get thrown around a lil and can feel your organs jiggling around, it’s worse of you’ve had an organ removed so I guess that space where the key was would feel weird as shit.
Really? I mean, getting thrown around can be fun in bot mode, is it different as a human?
... Am I supposed to know if I’ve got a gap in my organs? I’m not sure if I feel it, but then, I’m used to having a gap in my systems, so maybe I just don’t notice.
Smol screen! Squish screen! Drift wants to lift Screen!
DRIFT
DRIFT FRAG YEAH LIFT ME UP
GETTING LIFTED IS THE BEST PART OF BEING HUMAN