1. The Shockwave headcanon makes me so happy I love themmmm
2. What are some of your favorite starscream or megastar hcs for your hf au?
Megatron is almost never clean shaven so he can weaponise his own stumble against Starscream, who has 'sensitive skin'
Starscream is an extremely accomplished pilot but put him in anything on the ground and he'll manage to mount the curb, run over a pedestrian, and hit a tree going less than 20
Megatron is bisexual, and Starscream hate hate HATED human Nightbird and her perfect DD tits that Megatron always lied about staring at (how can he not stare, Starscream, look at them!)
Starscream always forgets Megatron's birthday and one year he panics at the last minute over what to get him and let's Skywarp pierce his nipple as a 'surprise'. Which Megatron DID like, but he didn't get to play with it at all until almost two weeks after his actual birthday, when Starscream finally stopped slapping his hand away
Starscream waxes. Everything
There's a warrant out for Thundercracker's arrest in the state of Florida that he doesn't know about because when Starscream was 22 he used his brother's ID at a bar where he broke someone's hand for getting handsy with him
