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Oh, PLEASE write a George Bluth Megatron and Lucille Bluth Starscream fic someday. They'd be an ABSOLUTELY CATASTROPHIC Decepticon couple, and I would LOVE every second of it.
Megatron on the Lost Light
Starscream trying to rule Cybertron
Honestly, while reading Chapter 11 of The Trine Effect, all I could think was that everything Elita said was right. The Decepticons are basically slaughtering rocks who were just living on their own planet. One of them even let Starscream go, whether out of sympathy or something else, even though the Decepticons showed them no such compassion.
"Perhaps then he might begin to understand the grief that plagues his victims" is a villainous line, but honestly, if I were one of those rock people on that planet, I'd completely agree with it.
The Decepticons are still the bad guys and having kids hasn't actually made Megatron and Starscream less Decepticon-y.
They considered that planet their property and the beings who lived on it inconsequential. Starscream doesn't actually care about what Elita said or that one of the native inhabitants freed him (and saved his life- Tarn would not have reached him before Elita blew the caves and he would have been crushed).
pls write a short with the twins and stormy i’m so interested in their personalities!
I definitely will!
Starscream and Lucille Blueth is the comparison I didn't know I needed 😂
"She thinks I'm too critical; that's another fault of hers." -Starscream (probably)
Its a Decepticon parenting style. Toughens them up.
If Starscream were to have an affair, who would be the most likely target? And how angry would Megatron be?
If he was doing it out of spite? Probably Optimus if it was post-war. Though if it was during the war it would probably be some random lowly grunt, someone those violent death wouldn't have too great an impact on the war when Megatron found out and killed them.
If it was out of desire or genuine emotion; Skywarp
im dying imagining starscream and soundwave being pregnant at the same time if soundwave’s mood swings are similar to how he was in Two Waves Make A… the nemesis won’t know peace
Someone would have to make a schedule to ensure they are never in the same part of the base at the same time and it works swimmingly until they go into a near simultaneous emergence and have to share the medbay to give birth rip Hook
I actually like Starscream being a complete disaster as a carrier. He doesn't even know what a sparkling is supposed to eat, so he hands the baby a High-Grade Energon cube and goes, "It's High-Grade, so it's good for a sparkling too, right?! My sparkling deserves the best High-Grade there is!!"
Which, of course, is how Megatron ends up doing most of the childcare. After all, he grew up in the mines and is used to the whole communal child-rearing culture. 😂
Bad-Mother-Starscream is something very dear to me.
But he's less incompetent and more... well, I'll just say he has all the potential to be another Lucille Bluth
All caught up in The Petty Pace, and I can see Regular Megs finally rescuing Starscream only to become just like AlternateUniverse Megs...(Evil ending I am playing with in my brain)
😭 Like the cycle repeating itself ! You'd have to wait and see
prime megatron has a will power of steel because starscream was calling him master and whimpering pathetically and he still didn't get him pregnant
That's because he knows scrawny ass Prime Starscream could never carry Megatron's massive spikey spawn
Hear me out Megastar's sparkling ending up with Optiratch's.
I don't know which set would be more devastated.
(Thats the consequence of them both having sparklings at the same timeframe after the war!)
Romeo and Juliet type vibes because maybe they met when Starscream sent his youngling to some high society party for the ex-Decepticon youth with their former allies from the colonies and some neutrals to mingle and find potential future mates, but the OptiRatch youngling gatecrashes on a dare ( just because they have peace doesn't mean anyone actually gets along) and meets the MegaStar kid who is this gorgeous, smart, mean, funny seeker and flirts HARD and its obvious they like them back and one thing leads to another and by the time they actually get to the subject of their parents they're already deeply in love and it's gonna bad. It's gonna be so bad
Also imagine if they fooled around and the OptiRatch kid knocked up the MegaStar one. The MegaStar kid would be like 'i need you to mercy kill me' but the OptiRatch kid would go 'but then who's gonna mercy kill me??'
Hear me out Megastar's sparkling ending up with Optiratch's.
I don't know which set would be more devastated.
(Thats the consequence of them both having sparklings at the same timeframe after the war!)
Romeo and Juliet type vibes because maybe they met when Starscream sent his youngling to some high society party for the ex-Decepticon youth with their former allies from the colonies and some neutrals to mingle and find potential future mates, but the OptiRatch youngling gatecrashes on a dare ( just because they have peace doesn't mean anyone actually gets along) and meets the MegaStar kid who is this gorgeous, smart, mean, funny seeker and flirts HARD and its obvious they like them back and one thing leads to another and by the time they actually get to the subject of their parents they're already deeply in love and it's gonna bad. It's gonna be so bad
It would be hilarious if megastar's sparkling ended up with wavewave's
I imagine starscream being devastated.
It would be even more hilarious if both sparklings became obsessed with eachother at a very early age. Both starscream and soundwave having to sit next to eachother and watch as their offspring babbled and reached for eachtoher during their little playdates.
And being forced to stay with eachother's presence for hours because both sparklings will cry if they're seperated.
Oh how they would JUDGE each others parenting! Soundwave is already having nightmares about the potential of them having sparklings of their own in the future. Having to share grandparent duties with STARSCREAM
Starscream also contemplates a future where he is competing for 'Worlds Best Grand-Creator' with Soundwave, but more in a 'how best to take out his competition' kinda way
Spoon, it's my birthday!!! You probably don't remember, but I told you the same thing a year ago. This year has flown by!!! You're my favorite writer, and I hope I'm still here to see you publish more stories about pregnant robots. I really appreciate you 💓
Happy birthday!! 🎉
Starscream is a professional ragebaiter when it comes to Megatron, so i wanted to know, if the opportunity presented itself during a long distance videocall, what would SS do?
The possibilities are endless.
I'm imagining that if Megatron was stupid enough to leave the ship/base Starscream would take the opportunity to BREAK INTO and then TAKE OVER Megatron's living quarters in his absence. I don't mean 'move in with Megatron', I mean he's 'moved Megatron OUT'. Megatron calls and notices Starscream's in a room that looks stricklingly familiar and when he realises they're HIS quarters and tries to reprimand him, Starscream'd just say something like "Well you weren't using them!" And Megatron will have only been gone for like, a day.
But that's only if Starscream can be bothered to put any real creative effort into his ragebaiting. If he's feeling lazy he'll just do something simple like, idk show him a fake positive pregnancy test and hang up before he can react
Was Chapter 2 of Accidental War Criminal Acquisition the first time Starscream saw Optimus's handsome faceplate?"
Yes, hence the enraptured reaction
Lies about the megatron’s reaction to glasses anon. You already wrote his reaction in “The Command Quarters” chapter 43
Megatron contains multitudes
Sometimes he doesn’t notice the glasses because he's too busy objectifying Starscream
Sometimes he notices them so much even his spike springs out to take a look
Big fan of the “what are you a cop?” Response to pronouns. That tends to be my go to as well
I actually get asked about my pronouns pretty frequently, and of course it doesn't actually bother me to be asked because i'm sure people are curious, but I stand by my decision to keep it private