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I'm PHYSICALLY ILL I just saw a soy boy YouTuber say that he has a theory that Maul will have a s*xual relationship with Darth Talon (Devon) and their child will one day take over Mandalore and have to fight Rey and Grogu and an entire army of Jedi in the future.

First of all, there are so many things wrong with this theory, and Maul not having a lower half isn't even the worst one.

DEVON IS A CHILD!!!!!! MAUL IS NEARLY FORTY!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BROTHER???!!!! Devon isn't even CONFIRMED to be Darth Talon yet, and even if she does become her (or a variant of her), she is still canonically a fucking TEENAGER. Someone needs to check bro's hard drive and browser history asap. This is perverted and gross.

Did bro forget Maul lost everything from the waist down???? Even if he still had his anatomy, Maul isn't going to be impregnating a literal teenager—or any woman for that matter. He doesn't like kids bro. He might not even like women. But that's beside the point. Regardless of who he's attracted to, it isn't kids and he definitely is not in the right headspace for any sort of intimate relationship with ANYONE, woman or man.

Also, Rey and Grogu??? Are you fucking kidding me? I hate Rey and Grogu for so many different reasons and if I ever see them together on the big screen sometime in the very bleak future, it will become my thirteenth reason. I am already very pissed about the new movie coming out and hearing people glazing it to infinity is making me want to pull all my hair out. I know those motherfuckers were paid and you can't convince me otherwise.

Fuck I really hate the millennial soy boy shills of the Star Wars fandom. It's always the men that look like the human embodiment of an oat milk caffe latte with caramel swirl and extra foam that have some of the worst takes humanly imaginable within fandoms like Star Wars and Marvel.

I couldn't find the og video and I hope it's because he deleted it after getting bullied in the comments, so I'll link the vid by Mr Grizzy that covered the theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUv7mIrJDnc

#mind you this video came out before the series was released but that doesn't make it any better #blud actually thought we would see maul and devon get freaky on the big screen #just give me the hard drive bro I know you got some weird shit on that thing #how does someone even come up with something like that #rey and grogu vs a child of maul and devon???#my brain never even once considered a relationship between maul and devon or a rey/grogu team up #how do people come up with these ideas #sometimes being normal is hard #bc when you come across freaks like these it leaves you scarred for a long time #and wondering how a human can have a mind so twisted and deviant #I survived anisoka and rexsoka and I don't want to go through it again with maul and devon #if you ship any of those pairings you disgust me #humanity is cooked #star wars is cooked #star wars #maul shadow lord #darth maul #star wars maul #maul series #devon izara

I’ve come to realize people always give me a reason not to trust them as I observe what they do which is why I stick to myself. It’s a miracle humanity has lasted this long with guns pointed at each other’s head everyday.

#45974 #humanity is cooked #observe humanity

the more i interact with people the more i realize no one wants to talk or even has anything to say. if the way you talk isn't the equivalent to short-form content people just don't interact. its like they can't handle more than a single sentence without short circuiting. im on a forum and the only posts that get replies is the low effort bullshit. i want to interact with other people so bad but if you want to have a half intelligent conversation you're actually better off with an ai. at least that thing can respond with more than a single word.

#humanity is cooked