#hummclkurt

[femmefatale]

@hummclkurt  @daltonbcy

“ I know what HOOKERS is.”

[evanxevans]

@hummclkurt

“ Right --- yeah I’ll talk to you later bro. ”

“ Ey --- you’re Sam’s friend Kurt right? Nice to meetcha, I’m Evan Evans, Sam’s smarter twin brother. ”

[grownupsoflima]

@hummclkurt

“Really porcelain, if I wanted to see you dance like a monkey, I would of put red fire ants in those 50 dollar shoes of yours. You’re sucking up to me, following every order --- like you should. That’s not normal, so obviously you must have your frilly panties in a twist. I’d ask if you wanted to talk about whatever’s turning you into the creepy assistant I never asked for, but I don’t think I care enough to listen.”

[tremulousalto-blog]

                                                                            @hummclkurt​ liked this for a starter

“If you’re going to HOVER can you at least make yourself  useful and open my locker? Nobody realized I can’t reach it.”

[blueeyedsinnamonroll-blog]

@hummclkurt

Asking the cute, young thing that couldn’t stop blushing or saying oh my goodness throughout Ken’s entire performance to stay after for drinks at Xquisite had been partly for the kid, partly for Ken. Something about his energy was just soft and sweet-- something Ken needed more of these days.

Ever since Mercedes and him had divorced, things had been... difficult. Not that it hadn’t been difficult with Mercedes still living with him, now it was just more and more apparent that Ken was on his own. Of course he had the guys, his best friends that he wouldn’t trade for anything, but Mike was gone, and now whenever he ended up at home, he was truly alone.

Staying at the bar tonight seemed a much better option than the above, and he poured out a glass of wine, offering it to the other with a smile.

“So what brings you to Miami, cutie?”

[ofcaringhearts-blog]

hummclkurt liked your post “ofcaringhearts:  starter call for dave.”

“I don’t -- why are you here?”

[samevvns]

( @hummclkurt liked for a starter )

     “Y’know, this place may be cramped as hell and New York       may not be my speed --- ( I know y’all want me to reserve       judgement on that but I’m still not feelin’ it ) --- but anyway,       it’s kinda cool living under the SAME ROOF as you again. It’s       like, something familiar inside all the new. Makes me feel       a little less like a fish outta water, seein’ you do stuff you       used to do back at your dad and step-mom’s place.”

[msfcbray]

@hummclkurt  ❤ for a starter 

                     “Kurt? Is that you? I had no idea you were working here!”