#humourme

[annawanderer]

I am sorry but the old Joanna can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh..,'Cause she is dead #ripoldjoanna #sarcasm #🙄 #26112017 #sunday #sarcastichumor #humourme #theoldmeisdead （在 Petaling Jaya, Malaysia）

[musingsbyaash]

Self care is important. YOU are important :) ❤️ . . . . #selflove #selfcare #humour #humourme #illustration #illustrationartists #gifs #animation #artoftheday #artistsoninstagram #thoughtoftheday #thoughtfulthursday #takecareofyourself #mentalhealth ##pamperyourself #artwork #thebugsbook #midweekmotivation #digitalart #creatorsofinstagram #womenwhodesign #womenwhodraw https://www.instagram.com/p/COh1wS4sS6b/?igshid=1nvha4zd4jrfy

[all-my-plants-are-dying]

U know what sucks is when ur telling a story and someone goes OH IVE HEARD THIS LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE YOU ALWAYS SAY THIS like I’m proud of my little story maybe other people haven’t heard it let me tell my story humour me u complete patoot

[cheerfulbut-blog]

If you want me to remove the Marmite on my face at least tell me where it is

So I’m a mind-reader? Apparently I had some Marmite on my face, which was proving difficult to remove as I wasn’t getting any directions from Anne as to its exact location. It didn’t bother me that I looked like an eight-year-old who was in a rush but all the same we eventually managed to track it down and remove it. But could you just be a little clearer, Anne. (more…)

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[perksnofilter]

Introduction to my stupidity.

So, let me explain...more often than not I find myself spouting out random comments that have come into my brain, that I have considered for half a second and then straight away blurted out for whoever is in my company at the time to hear. This often gets a huge sigh of ‘think before you speak Harriet’ or ‘seriously how are you actually doing a degree?’ Many times I have tried to construct my queries more intellectually so that I don’t get comments from friends such as ‘if only it was possible to do brain cell transplants’, but then I think what if something happens in those minutes of construction which prevents my ideas from coming out? Then I wouldn’t know if my theory that Barbershop choirs are named because they are male choirs and men get their hair cut at a barbershop is correct, or if it is true that when the wind changes direction then your face really is permanently fixed in the position that it is in. Therefore, these wonderful (in my eyes and could be described as genius) ideas will keep coming and this blog will give you some of my gems.

[mystoryinmyownwords]

👻👻👻 #MOOD #Shontelle #BoredOm #HumourMe #SnapChat #OkBye

[venom6996-blog-blog]

Sometimes I let it slip #humourme