After two long-ass reclists I promised myself this one would be up to 10 fics and I’m so proud of myself lolol size kink is one of my favorite self-indulgent things to read, usually a fantastic source of funny lines and hot af, acrobatic sex scenes 🤤 this time I decided to stick with the classics - I’m always rereading them anyway. Chances are everyone here does the same but there’s no harm in celebrating some of the best smut I’ve ever read, which happen to deliver this kink masterfully. Come and feast on these!
Hung!Draco
in my head by @bonesliketambourines (2020, 3.6k)
Sometimes, being a product tester at Wheezes pays off for Harry in major, major ways. Thank Merlin for his brilliant, deviously inventive boyfriend.
Matched Set by astolat (2016, 5.7k)
“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.
Cabin Fever by @lettersbyelise (2018, 8k)
When Harry Potter finds himself trapped in a snowed-in cabin with Auror partner Draco Malfoy, he doesn't expect his predicament to help him solve the case they are working on... or to fulfill the secret fantasy he harbours for Draco.
Endowment by @dictacontrion (2015, 10k)
Potter has got under my skin for far too long, in far too many ways. I fully intend to return the favour.
Buy A Heart by xErised (2017, 17k)
Draco's cock hardens as he looks at the invitation to the charity auction; his golden ticket to one wild night of desperate sex with Potter to get rid of this inexplicable obsession. His heart whispers that one night will never be enough, but Draco is beyond caring. All he knows is that he will pay any price to have Potter over and over again.
Hung!Harry
Hung Like a Horntail by @lqtraintracks (2015, 2.3k)
Draco's become a bit obsessed with Harry's sizable package. It's a little distracting. Even more so when it's up your arse.
The Antique Bed Frame by @lazywonderlvnd and @fae-vorite (2020, 5.4k)
Draco “needs his bed fixed.” Harry offers to help.
Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2016, 6.2k)
Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed.
Aletheia by @lazywonderlvnd (2020, 8.3k) - dubcon (Identity porn, Polyjuice sex)
Draco finds out Daphne's been shagging Potter and it turns out it's really not that difficult to get a piece of her hair.
Chasing Treacle Tart (and Draco Malfoy) by xErised (2018, 23k)
Malfoy, who is sentenced to work as a dinner lady in the Ministry canteen, has an annoying habit of withholding desserts from Harry. Harry puts up with it, but when Malfoy stops him from getting his beloved treacle tart, Harry is determined to do something about it. And Ron? He's really just there for the awkward flirting.
Okay so I lied 😬 I love Harry/Teddy way too much to let the opportunity pass so here, have these mindblowing pieces as well:
Five Years Since Bimbleswats by tryslora (2017, 4k) - Harry/Teddy/Draco
It’s been five years since Bimbleswats, and Draco thinks that is definitely something worth celebrating.
Putting Out Fires (with Gasoline) by @lqtraintracks (2017, 13k)
Teddy stays with Harry for a summer to help him figure out his life, or maybe to figure out his own, or to seduce his godfather, or maybe to fall in love.
Game, Set, Match by @writcraft (2019, 13k)
Teddy is smitten, Harry is lonely and tennis seems like a great way to avoid dealing with this thing between them.
