If I were dating you, at least I'd know that I had an attractive boyfriend.
Send my muse ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions
are my looks all you care about
what about my hipster kicks and anime figurines
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If I were dating you, at least I'd know that I had an attractive boyfriend.
Send my muse ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions
are my looks all you care about
what about my hipster kicks and anime figurines
Á [[ ignore that other one - stupid keyboard! ]]
Á : Is your muse loud in bed?
when he bottoms, yes
You. {'He points at your face, coming really close to your nose.} Are adorable, but it might be because your face is freaking amazing. {'Snorts.} Ok. I'm Hikaru. Nice to meet you, but like I'm falling asleep standing up. We'll continue later.
Me. ['his eyes cross briefly before he laughs and pats your cheeks] I dunno, your face is pretty fine. Pleasure to meet you, Hikaru, I'm Harper. And I would really hate for you to get a concussion from talking to me, so off to bed you go. ['grins and nudges you to bed]