#hunsimon

[chane-vel]

Uh.

[lemonqueentm]

Me deciding which metaphysical middle aged/old man doomed yaoi makeout scene to go to sleep to:

[hunsimonbrainrot]

[sneakercake]

oh my god oh my god oh my god it could happen oh my god

[numericturtle]

As much as I love winterkov, I'd like to make a pitch to you for a slightly different ship - Winter King and Hunson Abadeer. I know Hunsimon was this archaic ship from the early times and has essentially been put out to pasture. But like, just imagine in TWK's universe where both of marceline's dads are grieving over her and finding solace in each other, them just helping each other through their grief.

Their also both awful people that would definitely enable each other in being terrible awful people in the funnest way. Then add on the fact that Hudson, a demon, would have a naturally super high body temperature, and Winter naturally has a super low body temperature. There's a Lotta fun stuff that could be done with these two, and no one has seen my vision.

For your consideration - Hunsimon anon

"Though he was now free of the crown's madness, Simon found sadness much harder to escape. It seeped into every pore and weighed on his very soul."

Oh my gosh Anon I can't believe it took me this long to finish this drawing lol. Honestly I'm surprised I've never heard of this ship before, it's soooo juicy with angst! Esp with the introduction of Winter King. So here's my hc:

Hunson misses his daughter terribly, but his aloof nature and intense guilt keeps him from being able to process that sadness.

Winter is inconsolable when he is freed from the crown's madness.

They then begin to play a dangerous game where Hunson sucks away pieces of Winter's soul just to feel something. And Winter is slowly stripped away of his crippling depression, but at the cost of his empathy and kindness. Making him the cold and apathetic person we meet in F&C.

I'm writing a fic.

[draymany]

Solo voy a dejar esto antes de sumergirme nuevamente en la angustia

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I'm just going to leave this before I dive back into anguish

[sicklyseraphnsuch]

Through various (demonic) fuckery, Simon is freed from the Crown, and may or may not have the closest thing to Satan as a side piece.

Listen. When you share custody for 1000 years, you figure out eventually that your kid's human mom was attracted to the guy for a reason. The reason may or may not be extremely flexible tentacles.

But fast forward 1000 years, Simon is as sane as can be given his extensively long lifespan via the Crown's third jewel embedded in his (ring) finger. (Hunson may or may not have embedded that jewel there, and thoughtfully added a band of gold to embellish it so it looks like a specific hand jewelry)

And it's about the anniversary of the last time Simon saw The One Who Got Away. He may or may not have imbibed a few too many candyquilas. Hunson is there because he has an nth sense for situations primed for maximum chaos. And he totally dared Simon to do it. And Simon is no fucking coward. Thank you very much.

One stolen Hambo later (which Simon will regret immensely upon sobering up), Simon makes a collect call to a 1000 years into the past, where...

"You're dumping me?"

"What? You dumped me! I put the - the Crown on and I nnnever saw you again! You left me!"

"Are you drunk? Where would I go without you?"

"Porchal's chlosing. Lishen, Betty. I jusss wanna say... Wow. You're so fucking pretty."

"Simon, I know who I'm leaving you for!"

Cue Betty jumps through the portal. She plants a big one on Simon, who immediately falls to his ass in a drunken blackout moment. This leaves Betty and Hunson in the same room with absolutely no supervision whatsoever.

[bloodyrusset]

Guys I have a really niche ship that barely makes sense……but I love it……

Simon Petrikov x Hunson Abadeer

Like it’s rlly unrealistic cause we know Simon doesn’t like him but I think it would be so funny for Marceline to catch them hanging out in public and them having to be like ‘uhhhh ok listen’