Plus One
A commission by the lovely @headmastermephistopheles who asked for a Hisoka x Chimera Ant Reader fic! Happy Holidays everyone and hope you all have a happy new year <3
Warnings: Hisoka x Reader, Chimera Ant! Reader, canon-typical violence, description of blood, mentions of murder, 6k words.
You looked at the package in your hands, before looking back at Kolt.Â
âThe association issued youâd wear a tracker while out, to make sure you donât disappear or cause a mess without them knowing about it.â Kolt explained, knitting needles moving with a break-neck pace to size-up a new sweater for Kite. It had lasted all of three weeks this time. âThe range isnât world-wide, so you will be free once you reach the shore.âÂ
âIs it even safe to say that aloud?â You mumbled, wiggling the package. The size of the contents were way smaller than the box, since you could hear it rattling inside. âWhat if it carries a mic?â
âIt probably does, but I wouldnât be too concerned.â Kolt said, starting a new row. âThe association probably wants you to act with that in mind.â
It was all to be expected.Â
Itâd taken three months to even get the form to request the form for being let loose on the world, which youâd chalked up to the Hunters Association wanting more time to see what kind of monster you were. You didnât mind it, but would have preferred just the transparent slap in the face instead of the gruelling wait to be given this much free roam.
Their reluctance in setting you free, being followed by about thirty rules to keep to, was just another one of their brands of bureaucratic nonsense. It wouldnât change your behaviour per se, but in case you went rogue, they could point to those rules in court and prove theyâd done their due in protecting civilians.Â
Or maybe youâd been watching too many legal dramas.
Morel had been much more clear when heâd escorted you to the mansion.
Mess up and get hunted.Â
âI wonder if someone is just paid to listen to this twenty-four seven.â You questioned, remembering looking through the brochures youâd been given. âItâd be much more cost-effective to just give me a bomb collar or something like that.â
Kolt sighed, the familiar, long-suffering sound youâd come to associate exclusively with him. âDonât give anyone ideas. And remember, you can still back out. Wait a few more years. Kite, Ikalgo, Palm. Theyâll all be in better positions to vouch for you properly.â
You tilted your head back, staring at the ceiling. âHm.â
He glanced at you then, just briefly, but you said nothing more. Every time this conversation resurfaced, you found yourself unable to explain it. Kolt probably chalked it up to restlessness. Over a year confined to the house would do that to anyone. But it wasnât that simple.
It wasnât the constant checks. The careful phrasing. The way every decision had to pass through someone elseâs hands first. Something within you found living here to feel like your soul was being grated and you couldnât really figure out why. Â
There was probably a memory buried at the center of it all, something that you couldnât quite reach, or didnât want to. All you knew was this: the walls felt closer every day, and the weight of being watched and contained pressed in on your chest.
You couldnât stand this place for even a second longer.
And so Dark Continent it was.
The garden is quiet in that soft, listening way it gets near dusk. The grass is cool beneath your fingers, still damp from watering, and Kite sits next to you with his legs folded awkwardly, hands resting in his lap like heâs not entirely sure what to do with them yet. Heâd gotten another growth spurt, and was nearly as tall as you, though the chubbiness of his cheeks still marked him as a youngster.
You watch him for a second longer than necessary.
Heâs still getting used to his body, finding it uncomfortable in many ways. You wonder if he feels jealousy towards you, but find that you would never be able to articulate that aloud. Instead you say the other hard thing.
âSo,â you say lightly, breaking the silence. âIâm going to leave.â
Kite blinks. Once. Then again.
âLeave?â he repeats, voice forcefully lower than it actually is. Heâs done that since his vocal chords started working, training them to sound more masculine. âYouâve received permission?â
You nod. âInto the world. Properly. A delegation of hunters is going to the edge of the world, and Iâve been asked to come with, for one reason or the other. Probably bad news, but itâll be a change of pace.â
As you say it, your face shifts without you thinking about it.
Your jaw sharpens, eyes narrowing into something familiar, something stern. Silver hair spills down your back. For a moment, youâre tall, broad-shouldered and old.
Then it slips again.
Your features soften, rounding out. Dark hair replaces silver. Your gaze grows quieter, steadier, warm in a way that aches just a little. Then another change. A sharp intensity flashes through you, eyes bright and protective, posture angled like youâre ready to bite anyone who gets too close.
You donât stop talking as it happens.
âIâve been here long enough,â you continue, voice adjusting with each shift, never quite matching the face it comes from. âI know how to move around without causing problems. I know what I am now, not like at the start. I can take care of myself. I even get a few months to myself before departure, which could be fun.â
You settle into a final shape without realizing it. A womanâs face.
âI donât want to feel like Iâm abandoning you.â You suddenly whisper. âBut I am going. No matter what.â
You exhale.
Kite has gone very still.
âYou donât have to be so apologetic,â he says.
You glance at him with green- blue- grey eyes. âHuh?â
He tilts his head, studying you with unsettling seriousness for someone who still looks like he should be chasing bugs through the grass. âYouâre shifting constantly.â His eyes track your face carefully. âThose are⊠important people, arenât they?â
Your throat tightens. Just a little.
ââŠI think so,â you admit. You remember nothing, but some faces come much more easily than others.
He hesitates, then adds, gently, âMaybe theyâre your parents?â
The word lands softer than you expect, and still knocks the air out of you.
You let the borrowed face melt away completely. No disguise. No performance. Just you, sitting there with your hands curled loosely in your sleeves, pupils faintly narrow in the fading light.
âI donât remember,â you say after a moment. âNot really. But you were so small in the beginning, and Kolt didnât know what to do with you most days. I think I mightâve picked up a thing or two in a past life, though.â You give a small, crooked smile. âI guess thatâs why I feel guilty about leaving.â
Kite looks down at his hands, thinking. Then he looks back up.
âDoes it frighten you?â he asks. âGoing out?â
You consider it honestly.
âNo,â you say. âIf I wouldnât worry about you two, Iâd probably already roam the world, but I didnât want to disappear without explaining.â
He nods slowly, then surprises you by scooting closer, bumping his shoulder lightly against your arm. Itâs earnest, and you feel warmed by it.
âYouâll come back someday,â he says. Not asking, since that would be childish of him, and Kite abhors acting his new age. âAnd Iâll want to hear all about it.â
You smile in a way that doesnât belong to anyone else.
âYeah,â you say. âI will.â
He doesnât break eye contact.
âSo make it a story youâll be able to tell me proudly.â
Your smile turns a bit more forced.
You sit in the stopped car with the engine quiet, hands resting loosely on the wheel. Outside, the supermarketâs automatic doors repeat their steady glide. Open, close, open. Movement in predictable patterns.
Your fingers turn the radio dial.
click.
Morning hosts talk over each other, filling airtime with weather jokes and traffic reminders. Their voices echo inside the small cabin like a conversation you arenât part of.
A couple walks past the hood of the car, one pushing an empty cart. Their breath fogs in the cold air. They donât look inside.
Itâs been a week or two, you reckon.Â
So far, youâve done nothing with your newfound freedom.Â
Sure, youâve gone to dinner at fancy places, acted the tourist, and spent entire days watching tv in new and exciting locations like the motels on the outskirts of Zaban city. Youâre unsure what youâre doing exactly, just moving without purpose.Â
click.
A song only half familiar slips into the speakers, soft guitar and steady percussion. A truck pulls into the space across from you and idles. Headlights reflect off your windshield. A kid jumps out of the passenger side and runs toward the store, jacket unzipped and dragging. An old man looks through your windshield and noticeably brightens at you.
That lifts your spirits a little, and you smile back. Youâve chosen the face of an old vintage pop star, one with perfectly maintained curls and a cute pink petticoat dress that feels stuffy in the car. So far, surprising people with odd appearances has been your favourite pastime, though youâre not sure whether you can fill the full three months of waiting before your assignment like that without dying of boredom.Â
click.
A stray flyer skitters across the pavement.
The radio keeps changing, music, talk, static, one station bleeding into another.
You turn the dial again.
â-Heavenâs Arena! Tonightâs long-awaited match has ended in absolute catastropheââ
The commentatorâs voice floods the speakers with a strained crackle, the usual polish stripped away. Hisokaâs name comes first, then Chrollo Lucilfer, both familiar names. The broadcast stumbles as it tries to frame what was supposed to be a spectacle: a historic bout, a clash of legends.
Back in the mansion, you watched a lot of Heavenâs Arena matches. A lot. Thereâd been a rerun on the television one day (you watched a bunch of television regardless since there wasnât a lot to do, and you werenât one to create work for yourself) and youâd been delighted at the costumes, the showmanship and the over-the-top introductions.
Not a lot of the fights were interesting, but as soon as youâd found your favourite, that all changed.
Hisoka.
His outfits! His flair! His skill!
For someone like you who thrived on optics and style, he was like a honey pot beckoning you. What a man!
Youâd expressed your interest to Kite at one point, whoâd pulled a slightly disgusted face and told you not to be too loud in your appreciation. Apparently, Hisoka wasnât known positively among hunters.
For the first time since you started browsing through the stations, you stop turning the dial, your hand hovering as you listen more intently.
Now the details spill out unevenly. Emergency sirens. Collapsed floors. Unconfirmed casualties. Witnesses describing bodies in the stands, and the unimaginable footage of entire sections of the arena jumping from the bleachers into the fray. The blunt voice of the commentator replays fragments of earlier hype, excited predictions, cheerful promos, now jarringly out of place beneath the grim updates.
âThis was meant to be entertainment,â the commentator says, voice tight. âSecurity is urging all remaining spectators to evacuate immediately. We repeat: do not return to Heavenâs Arena. Weâve just been informed there will be a press conference in about-â
You turn the car on, and leave the parking lot, taking one final look at a woman with the sedan, now calling someone while leaning against her car. What an expressive face.Â
As someone who has nothing to do, you feel up for a little disaster tourism.
You slip into the market with a bounce in your step, already smiling to yourself while you move your way towards the high tower of Heavenâs Arena. You arenât sure what you want to do there, only having heard the business of the site on the radio, but you want to be where the action is, and according to all the news channels, that place housed some real action yesterday.Â
Itâs busy; the air of the busy market is alive: spices, smoke, sweat, sugar. A thousand overlapping scents brush your tongue, and you savor them instead of filtering them out. Despite it, you can tell itâs less chaotic than usual. Several stalls are unmanned. Police are walking around handing out flyers. Thereâs a slight layer of unease over the usual market.
You start simple.
The fluorescent scales on your arms fade into smooth skin. Hair spills down your back in a glossy sheet, dark and ordinary. By the time you reach the first row of stalls, youâre a perfectly average woman, the one from the parking lot. You touch her face with slight adoration, imagining how you are looking at this moment.
Despite your infatuation with the face, others donât pay her nearly as much attention as you want.
You let it last exactly five seconds.
A merchant shouts a deal far too loudly, red-faced and theatrical. You like his confidence, so you borrow some of it. Your shoulders broaden, your frame stretching taller, heavier. Your voice roughens as you laugh at something he says, deep and booming. He beams, mistaking you for a fellow loudmouth, and knocks a few jenny off the price of his baklava without even realizing why.
You grin and move on.
A group of children darts past, nearly colliding with you. You shrink as you walk, limbs lightening, features softening. Suddenly youâre one of them. Small, sharp-eyed, quick-footed. You dart between adults with ease, slipping through gaps that didnât exist a moment ago. Someone scolds you halfheartedly; you stick your tongue out at them and vanish into the crowd.
Like usual when youâre merging with a crowd like this, the few times youâve been able to anyways, you feel free and ecstatic. A small pinprick in the back of your mind reminds you that you do this to hunt and eat. To lure people away with a familiar face and devour them like your chimera ant blood wishes you to.Â
Itâs a biological imperative, one you can ignore if you distract yourself enough.Â
Itâs the reason you survived the whole ordeal back at NGL. You managed to beg your way out of it, promising youâd never eaten humans on purpose and that youâd never do so again. Your urge to survive was stronger than any violent urges, so it sort of worked out in the end.Â
And so youâd traded in death for perpetual hunger and boredom.
A woman selling jewelry catches your attention, so you change again. This time into someone elegant, poised, long-necked and striking. Heads turn. The vendor straightens, suddenly eager to please.
You admire yourself reflected faintly in polished metal. Nice cheekbones. Might reuse those later.
Something bristles at the back of your neck, and you realize some Nen-users are in the crowd. They seem a bit confused, probably feeling how you're using Nen to shift and change through the crowd, but unable to spot you.
The hunters, or you assume them to be for how nosy theyâre being, pass nearby, their presence heavy, serious, and so chock full of Nen you feel your mouth salivate. You slide into a new shape mid-step, scent shifting, posture loosening, presence blurring. By the time you cross their path, youâre forgettable incarnate, and itâs hilarious that they never notice.
You wander, change, wander again.
Old man. Young woman. Traveler with sunburned skin. Merchantâs assistant with ink-stained fingers. Each form clicks into place like a game piece, each reaction from the crowd a small, delightful reward.
Underneath it all, your true body hums with contentment, coils loose and relaxed. No fear. No pressure. The world as open to you as youâd need it to be. You wash the earlier dark thoughts from your mind.
Just motion, noise, color and the simple joy of being whoever you feel like being, as many times as you wanted.
But being a passerby is only fun for so long, and you have come to realize you bore quickly, which is a dangerous game for someone like you. You want to be named, recognized and spoken to! Playing this game with Kolt got boring so fast, since he seemed uninterested in most of your attempts to play someone else and always tried to encourage you to be âyourselfâ instead.Â
Your following explanations that being so plural was you being yourself didnât garner much sympathy, though Kite did still love your impressions, despite thinking himself too adult already for them. They grow up so fast.
By the time you reach Heavenâs Arena, itâs already completely set off. The entire block is surrounded in yellow tape, and though that requires only the disguise of a policeman to get through, the excitement that youâd wished to see is already long gone from the location. Thereâs remnants, sure, of a large fight. Parts of the tower, damaged and crumbling, people crying and laying down flowers for those who didnât survive the ordeal.Â
But there isnât anything to do.
You arenât sure what you wanted when you came here. Part of you just wanted to see Heavenâs Arena, maybe to score some Hisoka merch and watch some matches, but with the tower in this state, there wouldnât be much of anything in the coming time.Â
Now, with the tower damaged and closed indefinitely, that future feels distant, if not impossible. Signs posted outside apologize for the inconvenience and strictly prohibit civilians from entering.
Youâre bored.
You traveled all this way on a whim, out of mild stupidity, and now youâre left with nothing but time. Your gaze drifts to a wanted poster of Hisoka, and you let out a sigh.
What would he do? you wonder, convinced heâd never known boredom a day in his life.
The thought sparks something. Before you can second-guess yourself, youâre already changing.
Your bones stretch, posture loosening into something elastic and careless. Hair floods pink down your back, wild and unmistakable. Your face reshapes with theatrical precision: sharp eyes, a grin that feels permaNently amused by the world. A star blooms on one cheek, a teardrop on the other, skin pale and polished like porcelain.
Hisoka.
You feel your face buzzing and decide that being impulsive in this moment is not only very fun, but very necessary. The Hunters Association would understand! You needed some adrenaline, something to excite you! If you didnât, youâd surely go mad with boredom and act like the chimera ant they thought of you as.Â
You donât even try to hide it. You step out into the restricted part of the tower youâd sneaked into out into an open stretch of the market, hands relaxed by your side, humming softly. The reactions are instant and delicious, how could they not be when his picture is spread all over the city after the massacre of last night?! Gasps, sharp intakes of breath, the sound of stalls slamming shut as people scramble away.
Someone screams his name.
You feign ignoring them and saunter on.
âThatâs notâŠwait, no, it is-â
Nen flares nearby, sudden and alarmed. You feel it spike like a struck nerve. Authorities, Hunters, security, something official, locking onto you all at once.
You grin wider, baring teeth that arenât quite right but look convincing enough, you havenât seen his teeth yet after all. âMy, my,â you murmur in his voice, lilting and amused. âKeep it down, why donât you~â
Thatâs all it takes.
âTHEREâDONâT LET HIM MOVE!â
You bolt.
The crowd parts in chaos as you spring forward, movements exaggerated and playful, deliberately Hisoka. You leap onto a stall, kick off a canopy, spin midair just because you can. Gasps trail behind you like confetti.
Nen lashes past your shoulder- testing shots, not lethal for someone of your calibre, but sharp enough to be thrilling. You laugh aloud, unable to stop yourself, voice ringing bright and wrong in your borrowed throat.
âThis is so flattering!â you call back, hopping onto a rooftop. âI didnât know I still had fans!â
You arenât sure if thatâs what heâd say, but he seemed to like theatrics, so it wouldnât be too out of character, right? They chase hard now. Footsteps pound. A net of intent tightens around you.Â
At the last second, you shed him.
Pink hair darkens mid-leap. Face softens, markings vanishing like spilled paint wiped clean. You land as someone else entirely- shorter, nondescript, breathless in a way that reads as normal. You stumble into an alley, clutching your side, eyes wide with fake panic.
The authorities rush past you without a glance, eyes locked ahead, hunting a phantom that no longer exists.
You wait three seconds.
Then you slip out the other end of the alley, scales shimmering happily beneath your skin, laughter bubbling up as you melt back into the crowd.
God.
You should do that again sometime.
A few hours later you get a very angry phone call of the person in charge of supervising your location and actions. Apparently, a reported criminal sighting combined with a known shapeshifter being in the exact same area wasnât really a mystery to solve.
You try to explain that no one was hurt, that it was just a bit of harmless mischief. She doesnât budge. In a clipped, unwavering tone, she reminds you that the families of the deceased of Heavenâs Arenaâs incident wouldnât see it that way, and that youâre down to your last two strikes.
Way to ruin the fun.
You decide to lay low for the next two months, keeping your head down and your presence quiet while the world prepares for the massive operation bound for the Dark Continent. No disguises, no mischief. You bounce between safe houses and unfamiliar streets, watching news updates and rumors roll in, counting the days as if they might hurry themselves along.Â
It isnât necessarily fear that keeps you from misbehaving, but you do worry about the people youâve left behind being confronted with your real nature if it ever gets that far.Â
Just a bit more, and youâll be too busy to even get hungry.Â
Just a bit more, and you wonât have to rely on television and busy streets to keep you from doing anything regrettable.
You tell yourself the excitement will arrive eventually, that all you have to do is stay calm and let it come to you. You repeat it like a mantra on the quiet days, when boredom creeps in and settles heavy in your chest and stomach. Two months isnât that long, you insist. Plenty of people live entire lives without constant stimulation.Â
But there arenât plenty of people inches away from violence continually.
If you can just endure the waiting, just keep yourself steady, you wonât lose your mind before the real adventure finally begins.
You feel him before you see him.
Itâs subtle at first, like the air has decided to lean closer, like the world has tilted just enough to be interested. Your tongue flicks unconsciously, tasting Nen that is sharp, sweet, and weirdly cloying.
Oh.
You donât bother turning around right away. You keep walking, hands tucked into your sleeves, wearing a perfectly pleasant face you picked this morning. Brown hair, unremarkable eyes, posture loose and easy. This face had caught your attention because despite being quite normal, youâd spotted a little face tattoo right by the jaw. Just a little bit of spice! How quaint.
Behind you, footsteps stop.
âHmm~â
The sound curls down your spine, a voice youâd imitated so often you were put off just from hearing it come from another.
âIâm quite sure it is you, is it not?â
You sigh, stopping at last and glancing over your shoulder, subduing every bit of fanatical excitement inside you to push out a blunt: âSorry, I donât carry change.â
Hisoka Morow is exactly where he shouldnât be, leaning against a lamppost like itâs a stage prop, pink hair bright against the dull street, eyes glittering with delighted accusation. He looks⊠pleased and about twice as theatrical as youâd always imagined him. It takes more than a little self-control to not have your eyes glitter and ask for an autograph.
âFunny, but Iâm absolutely certain now,â he continues, pushing off the post and circling you slowly. His gaze drags over your borrowed face with open curiosity. âImagine my surprise~ When I hear I caused a public panic in a city I wasnât even in.â
You stop walking and just follow his movements. It doesnât matter how he figured out who you were, or even where you were.Â
You were carrying a tracker on your wrist and probably had a file containing your actions the size of a bedroom. Added to that you had a very distinct feel of Nen, and you knew that currently it wasnât that difficult to track you down. You simply had assumed he wouldnât have bothered.Â
You stop walking and turn towards him, ready to bolt if things go awry. âDo you want an apology?â
He laughs, soft and dangerous. âOh, not at all. I even heard some people that are⊠interested in me travelled all that way, just to be disappointed by the truth. The hair, the posture, the timing-â He claps once, sharp. âAlmost flattering.â
You canât help it. âAlmost?â
He stops directly in front of you. Too close. Deliberately so.
âBut,â Hisoka continues lightly, eyes narrowing just a fraction, âI donât recall lending out my face.â
You consider apologizing anyway, but decide that the version of him youâve seen wants a show, a trick, not a boring apology.
Your features ripple, skin flowing like water, as you let the disguise melt away. For just a second, you show him something closer to the truth: pupils thinning, posture shifting, something distinctly not human coiling beneath your skin, though youâve been told your quote unquote real face looks pretty normal. Your hair has a slightly unnatural texture, and the scales glitter when light hits them, but itâs not too shocking.
Then, because youâre petty and find his focus on your âreal faceâ uncomfortable, you change again.
Pink hair blooms. The star and teardrop return. Hisoka stares at himself.
âOh come on,â you say, perfectly mimicking his voice now, even doing a little pose. âI didnât peg you for a materialistic type⊠learn to share.â
There is a long, electric pause.
Then Hisoka laughs. Full-bodied, delighted, hands coming together as if heâs just been given the best gift imaginable.
âAhh~!â He leans in, eyes shining. âThat is uncanny.â
You drop the form immediately, returning to your previous face, knowing people didnât pay a lot of attention to your words once they were looking at themselves. Even Kolt got lost in his reflection. âI gave it back. No damage.â
âNo,â he agrees cheerfully. âJust a few angry phone calls and a very confused news article.â
He tilts his head, studying you with open fascination now, no pretense of subtlety. âYou know,â he says, voice lowering, âwearing someone elseâs skin is terribly intimate.â
You tilt your head, memorizing the tilt of his drawl, and absolutely not understanding what he tries to convey with his words. You hazard a guess. âIâm not trying to steal your identity. I was just bored and you have a very interesting appearance. If you find it distasteful, Iâll try to refrain.â
That was a lie and you both knew it, but it felt polite to say.
For a moment, his aura presses closer, not threatening, just curious, testing the edges of what you are. You meet it easily, unbothered, amused.
Finally, he straightens and just attacks you.
In retaliation, you jump back and alter your shape, mimicking his behaviour.
To an outside eye it would look absurd- two Hisokas circling, lunging, rebounding off walls and floor. You trade blows that should land, feint with the same tells, dodge with the same rhythm. Every trick he tries, you try to pretend you already knew. Every pause, you match. He refrains from using Nen, to make it more interesting, you wager.
He laughs as he takes a kick to the ribs, your kick, rolling with it, springing back up.
âHow thoughtful,â he says, wiping blood from his lip. âPracticing with myself.â
âThat was the idea,â you say, voice identical, cadence flawless. âYou donât get this often.â
He rushes you again, faster this time, pushing, testing, trying to outpace his own reflection. Nen flares brighter. The floor cracks. For a moment, itâs exhilarating, pure symmetry, violence folding in on itself.
ThenâŠ
He stops.
Straightens.
Sighs.
âWell,â Hisoka says, deflating slightly, âthis is becoming predictable.â
Your shared grin falters. âAlready?â
He waves a hand dismissively. âI know exactly how Iâll respond to every move. How dreadfully narcissistic.â His eyes flick over you, bored now, sharp edge dulled. âDo something else.â
You blink.
Then your body shifts.
Bones compress. Height shrinks. Your spine curves, then settles into impossible balance. Wrinkles etch deep lines into your skin, not with age but intent. Your hands come together in prayer.
When you open your eyes again, they are bright, bottomless.
Hisoka stiffens.
The air changes.
âHo ho,â you say warmly, voice gentle, amused. âShall we continue?â
For the first time since you met him, Hisoka doesnât smile right away.
ââŠNetero,â he murmurs. âHow do you know him?â
Ah! He knew the man!
âSaw him from a distance when I was⊠younger, sorta.â You bow slightly. Itâd made quite an impression, seeing the golden man from afar. Youâd not copied him before, out of respect, but you wanted to impress Hisoka, and this felt fitting. âItâll be a weak copy, I can assure you, but I thought youâd like it.â
His pulse spikes, you can feel it. His Nen flares sharp and eager, excitement snapping back into place like a blade clicking home.
âOh, how considerate,â he breathes, grin returning, wider than before. âThatâs much better.â
Your hands blur.
The floor explodes beneath you both as the first strike lands.
In the end, you fight as a dozen people, keeping only Kolt and Kiteâs combat locked away. You wouldnât betray them like that, endangering them just for your kicks, but luckily your assortment carries enough to entertain the both of you for a while. When youâre battered, coughing up blood against the rubble Hisoka and youâve left behind (heâs a much better fighter, even if you can keep up for short bits), the fighting ends and youâre surprised to still be alive.Â
âWell,â Hisoka says brightly, turning to your mangled body, âIf you still feel like impersonating meâŠâ
He hands you a slip with a phone number on it and presses it firmly inside your broken palm. You mumble a thanks, but itâs not very audible.
âI need a plus one for a trip⊠and I hate being underrepresented.â
And just like that, heâs gone, leaving the distinct feeling that youâve just been added to a very short, very dangerous list of people who have caught Hisoka Morowâs interest without immediately dying after.
Also, you realize, as you look at the phone number, you donât own a phone.
âPlus one,â you murmur, tasting the words as you sit and heal for a few hours. You try them in Hisokaâs voice. You decide you like his voice, a decision youâve made tenfold already. Everything sounds conniving and sneaky when he says it. You kind of want to order a sandwich in his guise.
You donât own a phone. You donât own much of anything.
Your mind drifts back to the mansion and the walls closing in on you. Back to looking at a screen and begging to be distracted, and back to the way Hisoka had just looked at you like you were a trick he wanted to see performed again. How heâd wanted you to use everything, not just that which was convenient.
âOkay,â you decide suddenly. Aloud. âWe can work with this.â
A few hours later you straighten up, energy returning, and pick a new face, someone sharp-eyed and clever-looking, if only because theyâre wearing thick rimmed glasses. You head toward the denser part of the city, where pawnshops sit beside electronics stores and no one asks where the money came from.Â
By the time the sun dips lower, youâve acquired some new stitches, a secondhand device with a cracked screen, three stolen coins left in your pocket, and the new knowledge that your eyesight is pretty shit since the little apps are unreadable. You stand in a narrow alley, thumb hovering over the keypad.
You pause.
You type the number in.
This is your plus one.
After some hesitation you send another message. Also how do you zoom in i canât read the letters.
The boat rocks gently beneath your feet, sunlight sliding across the polished deck, but you barely notice. Youâre too busy leaning against the railing, green-blue-grey eyes sparkling with amusement as you shift into your next persona. Hair darkens, curls bounce just so, posture tilts with an exaggerated elegance, lips curved into a subtle, teasing smile.
Hisoka squints at you, fingering his Bungee Gum idly, the pink elastic stretching and snapping between his fingers.
âAudrey Hepburn?â he drawls, voice slow and teasing.
You shake your head, laughter curling through the borrowed voice. âYouâve guessed her name thrice now. Still incorrect. Itâs Vogue woman, number four, April 2003.â
âThatâs not a name,â he says.
âWhatever,â you shrug, knowing youâre right. Youâd read that magazine a million times. âNow you.â
His bungee gum stretches and slowly forms something akin to a face. High arch⊠big nose⊠birth mark right over the lipâŠ
You give your best effort. â2007⊠Bake-off winner?â
He drops the Nen. âThis game makes no sense if we both do not bother remembering anyoneâs name.â
âYouâre worse in that regard.â
âHow so?â
âDo you even know my name?â
âYou already hardly matter,â he says, too easily, making you smile. âYour name? Even less so.â
You snort. âHas anyone ever told you youâre not a very comforting person?â
âItâs honest.â He straightens, grin returning, theatrical as ever.Â
âAnd youâre so unbelievably honest.â You glance at the pink strand still wrapped around his finger. âFigures.â
Itâs been a while since your first meeting. Since then, youâve tagged along with a bunch of activities Hisoka needed a body double for.Â
Unsurprisingly, Hisoka had a lot of enemies, and heâd basically been using you as bait to pick off the majority of them. Youâd been a bit conflicted about killing people after promising the Hunters Association you wouldnât, but Hisoka had pulled off your tracker and assured you that no future with them could ever be as exciting as the plans he had.
He might as well have asked you to commit loverâs suicide, but your answer would have been the same.Â
Now on the boat, where things had only got more complicated. There were a thousand different players, and most of them were either out for Hisokaâs blood, or out for yours, having been warned of the rogue chimera ant loose on the ship. Itâd all been dreadfully exciting, and you were having the time of your life.
Thereâs a beat of silence. Then, unexpectedly, Hisoka asks, âDo you remember my name?â
You donât answer right away.
âYes,â you say finally, finding it kind of touching he even cares enough to ask. âBut you only have one, so I might as well.â
Hisoka laughs, sharp and delighted, and the Bungee Gum snaps free of his finger with a quiet twang.
âYou know,â he says, almost idly, âyour disguises are very effective.â
You glance up. âThank you.â
âBut,â he continues, eyes lifting to meet yours, sharp and intent, âitâs also terribly inconvenient.â
You tilt your head. âFor who?â
âFor me,â he says simply.
The corner of his mouth twitches. He leans forward, elbows on the railing of the ship, lowering his voice so it barely carries past.
âI want to kiss you.â
You blink.
Once.
ââŠYouâre very direct,â you say, stifling many explanations of how youâre a different species, how youâre not supposed to want anything in this regard, how on most days youâre unsure whether you love him or want to eat him. You stifle them all, since heâs all that and more, as well.
âMmm. I find it saves time.â His gaze drifts over your borrowed face, not unkind, just dissatisfied. âBut not like this.â
You donât answer immediately.
Hisoka doesnât rush you. He watches, patient in that unsettling way- like a cat that already knows the mouse isnât going to run.
Finally, you sigh. âWhat kind of trick are you trying to play on me this time?â
âAn unfair one, which you know. And yet,â he murmurs, âyouâre still here.â
You reach up, fingers brushing your own cheek.
The shift is subtle but unmistakable, features softening, bones adjusting, posture settling back into something that feels like home. Your real face emerges, familiar to him now: the one that doesnât disappear.
âThere you are,â he says, pleased.
You barely have time to roll your eyes before he reaches across to you, fingers light against your jaw. He pauses just a fraction of a second, giving you time to think better of it, perhaps.
You donât.
He leans in and kisses you.
Itâs brief. Like heâs confirming something he already knew.
When he pulls back, his grin is dangerous still, but quieter.
ââŠMuch better,â he says.
You prop your chin in your hand and change faces once more, refusing to let on that this was very much your first kiss in this life. âSatisfied?â
âNot yet,â he replies, eyes lingering. âBut it is cute how your face still blushes.â

















